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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

The Worst of Bad Ideas


Waking of Friday, August 11, 2017 ~ 5


I warped to Robbie’s place, and spoke with Cherry.
But I was still a few gears short—she wouldn’t be crafting me the Ancient Cuirass today.
Rats.
I went back outside. Full of the restlessness of the thwarted, I again regarded the large, cubic maze standing in the sea. The last (and only) time I’d tried to paraglide to it, I’d run out of stamina just before I got there.
I had more stamina now.
....
In a raging fit of stupid, I leapt for it again.
The wind was not on my side.
One, two, three, and four Guardian Flyers once again came into view as I neared, sweeping over the corridors like vultures. Did Guardian Stalkers roam the paths beneath?
There was the entrance, that solitary gap in the strange, monumental edifice.
I touched down near the lip with both altitude and stamina to spare.
Lomei Labyrinth Island it was called.
A Guardian Stalker crouched at the far end of the large, central court.
It wasn’t moving.
I consulted my map.
Only one pathway seemed to lead to the shrine at the back, the first pathway on the right off the central court.
I took a step—
And the monk of the Sheikah Shrine addressed me. His name was Tu Ka’Loh.
His treasure would be mine if I could find the end of the labyrinth.
And as his words ended, I realized the boundary of his foreboding welcome must also have been the boundary of that Guardian Stalker’s ken—for it lit up and started moving toward me, preceded by its needling laser....
I booked it to the right, found the hole, dashed in quick, turned around a corner, and hid, my heart’s blood in my eyes and my lungs running silent—where were those Flyers?
The Piano drew in close to me, plinking its unobtrusive G minor again.
I gazed at the blue crack of sky above me, waiting for one of them to pass, desperate to learn its pattern, and so evade it....
But if I sat here too long, would something else find me?
I looked at my map again. I could see the way to go. Maybe if I just made a run for it....
But as I turned corners, pressed myself into walls, wedged into alcoves and dead ends, my eyes combing the strips of sky above for deadly threats.... I found that the maze seemed to be emptier than I had thought.
Almost.
A few stray Keese and Flame Chuchus wandered here and there. But they posed little threat.
I had thought that, as my map seemed to indicate, some of the passages were only an intricate series of dead ends. But I soon discovered that they were more thoroughly interconnected than I could have imagined. Ladders led up to hidden chambers inside the walls, huge Magnesable blocks revealed further sprawling junctions.... I soon became quite lost, my only gauges of proximity to the shrine my Sheikah Slate and HUD.
Wandering in the northern reaches of the tangle, I soon turned off my shrine locator; the beeping combined with the towering entrapment of the maze was enough to make one mad. And the deceptive boundaries shown on my map eroded my resolve to follow the map at all. I began to chase down every avenue I could, running, turning, delving, trying, hitting dead ends, spilling into endless branches of corridors....
Actually I reminded myself something awful of Fleur Delacour in the fourth Harry Potter movie.
But I hadn’t quite lost my mind yet....
Eventually I did come to that topmost corridor on the map—the one that surely would lead me to the shrine—
It didn’t.
It was just a long hallway.
I could hear the Islander Hawks crying. But when I looked up, I only saw a Guardian Flyer sweeping over the top of the maze, the red light of its eye swiveling....
Seemed they couldn’t see all the way to the bottom where I was, though.
The mighty labyrinth walls were climbable, as it turned out.
The Flyers were only there to keep me from cheating.
For all the hidden passages there seemed to be, I could find no way to get to the western half of the labyrinth. I had dashed into that hole on the east, and east was where I had been. But was the way to the shrine in the western half of the island after all?
The only way I could see to get to the western side was to cross the central court. There was only one problem—and when I’d crossed into the maze, that problem had started patrolling around. The Guardian Stalker was still too big to enter the tight labyrinth passages. But it made the central space a very dangerous place to enter, or even to look in on. I’d passed by those doorways a few times, and every time the Guardian saw me, it would gleam hot red and the Piano would make a fuss before I got the heck outta there!
But I couldn’t be afraid forever.
And I needed to get to the western side of the labyrinth....
And—rare gifts I’d received, but never used—I did have four Ancient Arrows on me.
And I’d heard some hearsay lately.... One man I spoke to said he’d heard that an Ancient Arrow could take down a Guardian in one shot.

One shot?
I’d heard they were strong against Guardians, but.... Really?

Could it be true?

I could do it.
I just had to keep my cool.
Such a nervous thrill of dread as I stood around the corner of an entrance to the court, hearing the approaching tunk-tunk-tunk of its feet, watching its life-meter (1500) float across the screen—thanks, Champion’s Tunic.
I let it complete its pattern once more.... and then stepped out where it would see me on its next pass.... and waited.
It had wandered off northward, toward where the Shrine was. It would come back south along the west side before turning in my direction.... and it did.
A hot red glow. A rush from the Piano. The laser found my shirt. I zipped behind the corner again. But that didn’t quiet its intent approach.
I took another peek. So did the Guardian, with its laser. It was still coming my way as I again ducked behind the stone. It was quite a mossy old thing, now I took the time to look.
It came right up to the wall, right up to the entrance—dared I step where I could see its eye and try a few practice shots with normal—ITS LEG CAME THROUGH THE HOLE AND STARTED STEPPING AROUND NOPE—NOPE BACK UP—YUP—’KAY—THAT WAS A GOOD PRACTICE RUN—GONNA LET IT RESUME ITS PATTERN NOW.
I pulled back.
Good GRAVY I pulled back for a moment.
Okay.
Okay I just had to take care of business before it got that close again.
I could do this.
Hoooo....
It wandered back into its patrol, and I again stepped out from behind the corner. And again it turned to see me right on that parallel, dead ahead across the court. And again the Piano threw up the cry and the Guardian and I played a deadly game of peek-a-boo chicken with each other, I lingering so long on one look that it actually fired a blast into the hole where I was—I evaded the fireball.
And when it was close—but not too close—I stepped out for the last time and took aim with my bow and a plain, wooden arrow.
The Guardian glowed so bright magenta and angry, white-hot power whirring up in its casing as its laser found me.
It was close enough. I could hit that.
I let fly.
Khing!
That SOUND—that WINNING SOUND that lets you know you’ve struck somewhere tender!
And the Guardian lurched backward—its head swiveled as if to clear itself—found me again—glowed that angry red—
I let fly again.
Khing!
Another arrow to the eye! Another lurch, another stumble, another shaking and regaining itself—A shot to the eye could forestall the laser.
The Guardian locked onto me again.
And I let fly again.
Khing!
And that was enough practice.
The Guardian recovered, began to glow—
I nocked one of my four precious Ancient Arrows....
....and let fly.
And for some reason the spectacle I remember most vividly was not the smashing, the glowing, the shattering, the breaking, the crumbling down, the hot glowing to explode

It was the instantaneous, complete and utter darkening.... erasing.... EMPTYING of the life-meter.

I, with one Ancient Arrow, had slain a Guardian Stalker.

I cheered as I ran out to collect the spoils it had left behind—including three Ancient Gears! Still left me one short for the Cuirass, but what progress this was! I would have to come back here after the next Blood Moon!
The central court was now mine to cross freely, and I plunged into the west side of the maze. This side likewise had hidden passages and alcoves, all in a deucedly confusing tangle. But after a very long while, I came to a series of staircases that took me up, up, up to the chamber where the Shrine was. Tu Ka’Loh you dastardly....
There was no challenge inside the shrine. Of course it was a Blessing Shrine.
I came up to the requisite chest, wondering if I’d have room in my inventory for whatever weapon this might be.
But it wasn’t a weapon this time.
It was a Barbarian Helm.
A menacing, bleach-bone skull over the crown; long, cruel, curving horns on either side; and a wicked mane of wily red hair down the back.
I might have accidentally glimpsed something like this on the internet once....
But seeing it now, taking my time to take it all in from every angle....
It was AWESOME.  >u<

Well, new clothes meant only one thing: time to see a Fairy.
I went first to Mija, then to Kaysa, and each of them enhanced my new Barbarian Helm by one level. But after that I needed more materials.... materials I didn’t have time to collect at that moment because of how very late it was and how very tired I was getting.
But content that I had conquered the most daunting shrine on my map, and acquired a WICKED new hat.... I warped back to the shrine by the Tabantha Bridge Stable.... saved.... and quit.

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