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Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Owa Daim Elusive


Waking of Sunday, January 6, 2019 ~ 5



The main control unit of Divine Beast Vah Medoh was situated up on the broad, mossy back of the bird, right in the center of the torso. These topmost bulkheads, open to the sky, were generally flat and level but for a step or two up or down between the different body segments. And there were fans set into the floor—huge, grated fans that generated terrific updrafts.
I had explored up here during my searching for the terminals, but there hadn’t been much more to find except a bit more Malice and a few more chests. No, this was to be the arena.
All along the mossy top of the entire wingspan was a weathered old parade of crumbling stone columns, cubicle, seamed, and cracked. Their broad, patchy arrangement seemed to indicate there may have been more of them at some point, but.... open to the elements, I could see how some of them could have been lost over time. They couldn’t be Stasised and they weren’t Magnesable, but they looked like they could provide good, albeit rapidly expendable cover....
There didn’t seem to be anything especially damaging to bump into out here....
I had just imagined so many times: if I were to design a boss-fight based on the Stasising ability of Monk Owa Daim, I would have made it a mad game of toro, playing chicken with the devil, Stasising him right before he collided, and then quickly dropping out of the way, leaving him to plow into whatever damaging hazard you were previously blocking.
But the environment seemed benign here....
But then, so had been the environments in other Divine Beasts; maybe the blighting Calamity would provide the hazard....
But I did not think overly much of this as I made my way up to the main control unit. The music was strung so tightly now, pulling through my core like an aching sinew.
I placed the Slate against the control unit, heard the clack of contact, and—there was not much hesitance this time before RHOOOSH! Up swirled the monster....
I watched this one’s proportions carefully as it coalesced into its hideous, dripping-magenta self.... Its arms were definitely larger....
Larger like Rito wings....
“Be careful, Link!” Revali’s voice sounded, “That monstrosity is one of Ganon’s own. Don’t let it defeat you! It defeated me 100 years ago, but only because I was winging it.”
For the first time, the rapier seemed to waver, its sheen revealing a desperate dinge as I heard the regret in his voice.
“Its aim is dead-on. Watch yourself!”
But Windblight Ganon, I found.... did not lead his target.
What lessons the humble Octorok could teach.
I only ran to avoid the monster’s projectiles, and cast Bomb Arrows back where I could. And whenever I did down him for a moment, it was difficult to get close enough to have it out with my blade. The length, the space.... it was all so much bigger and stretched out, when the enemy was specifically a flyer.
I’d thought.... for sure.... Stasis. But....
His projectiles were moving too fast. Difficult to lock onto. And even if I could.... what would I be able to do with them?
And as for him....
I did manage to lock him in the air once—but the charm never holds very long for creatures so powerful.... And I didn’t want to face him too long, lest I got shot.
I wanted to keep moving.
I wanted to be evasive.
So did Owa Daim, apparently.
What was I supposed to do?
Owa Daim....?
I just ran to avoid his projectiles.... and when he took especially great affront at my retaliations and gained a second wind, I just ran to avoid the new, strange flying drones he conjured—these ones came at you four or five at a time!
I just ran.
Maybe if I’d stopped to think.... But I didn’t.
I only noted that Windblight Ganon continued to take damage from my Bomb Arrows.
And so.... I just stuck with what worked.
And I fought.
Maybe there was a more elegant solution, but....
I never found it.
I just pelted him with Bomb Arrows.
I didn’t even remember to use one of my many Lynel Bows. Just the Royal Bow that was already in my hands.
And I killed him.
I defeated Windblight Ganon, and it suffered an inglorious demise against a boy with a paraglider and a common bow. And a Rusty Shield.
Even so, I felt I should have been cleverer than this....
What was I supposed to have done, Owa Daim?

Sunday, May 12, 2019

WHERE THE MEN ARE FINE ARCHERS


Waking of Sunday, January 6, 2019 ~ 3


It was snowing when I woke up. I’d been hoping for clearer weather, but.... oh well.
From the lodge, I skirted the jagged foothills southward, past the inexorable wolves, until I came the short distance to the great break in the wall of dark stone to my right: Dronoc’s Pass.
The pass opened onto a roughly round kind of dell, with a path leading round the edge, counter-clockwise back toward the north. The path so lay due to that the middle of the dell seemed to be a bottomless, gusty pit, full of dark, reaching spires like teeth.
I could see a round structure higher up at the north end; it looked Rito, and was about the size of one of their dwellings.... And there were big painted target-boards attached here and there to the treacherous rocks.
This seemed to be the Flight Range all right.
I made my way toward the circular building, and could see—Teba?
Someone was on the high platform. He looked like.... a snow white Rito.
I climbed a ladder to access the structure, went inside—there was a lit wok in the middle, but nobody around. Then I turned to the left and could see, on a kind of runway heading out over the dell, someone was hunkered there in the cold, working on something.
He just looked over his shoulder with a gruff, “Yeah?”
It had been voiced with its own cinematic.
This was Teba.
....
He just peered at me with his sharp, slit-pupiled bird’s eye for a moment before turning back to whatever he was doing with that bow, adjusting it, testing its spring.... “I don’t know you. And I’m actually pretty busy here. You should probably go.” His voice was so gruff and harsh....
But I approached him again, and told him that I could help him with Vah Medoh.
Let me get this straight,” he said in bigger-than-normal font. ._. “Some random Hylian wants to help me bring down Divine Beast Vah Medoh? I’m not buying it. Let me guess, the elder sent you here to talk some sense into me.”
“That’s right,” I said.
And under his breath he murmured, “Just like the elder to trust any old fool who wanders into town.”
We introduced ourselves, and at normal volume he asserted he wasn’t going anywhere until he brought down Vah Medoh—until Vah Medoh fell from the sky. “If I have to kill Medoh... so be it.”
“Then let’s get started,” I say. Lol fresh little punk.
“You’re serious?” said Teba, “HA! Well, far be it from me to talk you off the ledge.”
Oh Dang! XD
I wasn’t sure whether I should like this guy or not....
“But it’s as the elder said: the only way to stop Divine Beast Vah Medoh is to get inside it.” But there was no way we could set foot in Medoh, he added....
“Actually...” I started, like I do, and contradicted.
“Not only are you wingless, you’re brainless too,” Teba retorted, “The only ones able to set foot inside a Divine Beast were the five champions of old, and unfortunately for us and for the rest of Hyrule, they all died 100 years ago.”
But Teba shook this off and came back to the present. “Never mind... Let’s focus on bringing down Medoh...one step at a time.”
He accepted my help and I was on board, but before we did anything, Teba wanted to test me here in this aerial archery training zone, the Flight Range.
He set me to destroy five of the painted targets within three minutes. If I could do that.... we could work together.
I DID IT WAY FASTER. Sailing over the dellpit, riding the gusts, now rising, now letting myself drop, I plugged target after target after target with my bow. And all the while Teba’s voice grunted begrudging encouragements in the background.... Engrossed in the task at hand, I only caught the last two: “One more...” and “Perfect!”
He had a bark of gravel and iron—His voice was so.... low and cool! XD
I pelted my five targets in something like thirty seconds—definitely less than forty—and Teba called me back in.
“Hmm... Not bad at all...for a Hylian.”
Why thank you.
“I’ve got to tell you, Link... When you first showed up, I thought someone was pulling a prank on me. But after seeing you handle that bow, I can tell you’re the real deal. You must have seen a battle or two.”
My choices were “Hundreds of them.” or “I’ve seen a few.”
I wouldn’t boast. “I’ve seen a few,” I said.
He grunted a syllable of laughter in a Hm. “Don’t be modest. I can tell just looking at you. Link... I feel I’ve heard the name somewhere before...”
Hhhh, they said that sometimes....
“Well, if you really want to help me bring down Medoh, it’s now or never. I’ll get you into position so you can give its cannons all you’ve got. Inside that treasure chest is a bow I’ve modified. Take it, and let me know when you’re ready.”
I went to check it out.... Ooh, a Falcon Bow.
It looked cool.
Teba told me normal arrows wouldn’t put a dent in Vah Medoh’s cannons. I’d need Bomb Arrows. “These are a precious commodity, so don’t expect me to do this again, but... take these Bomb Arrows.”
He gave me twenty. Don’t worry, Teba, I won’t waste them.
“Also, it’ll be cold up there. You’ll want to prepare a warm meal or bring some warm clothes.”
Well it was a good thing I was packing my W I N G A L I N G   H A T !
The plan was that he would draw Medoh’s fire, and I would destroy the four cannons.
Ohhhhhdfhdsjkalghjklgjfkl....
“I’m ready,” I say.
“All right. But let me ask you just one question,” Teba said, “Why are you doing this? Why risk your life to bring down Medoh?”
He sure dropped the Vah a lot....
Oh gosh my CHOICES.
“To rescue Zelda.”, “To save Rito Village.”, “I can’t just watch...”, or “Just because.”
Hm. I thought about this.... I was gonna be honest and say.... “To rescue Zelda.”
“Zelda? But that’s the name of the princess Revali served 100 years ago at Hyrule Castle. I don’t know what she has to do with Divine Beast Vah Medoh, but whatever. As long as you’re helping me bring down Medoh, your motivation is fine by me.”
....
“...Right. Get on.”
Oh my gosh!
He was a large Rito, not as large as Prince Sidon, but his wings seemed powerful and I didn’t suppose it was unbelievable that he could carry me!
We fly out! I’m on his back!
He told me if I wanted to retreat to just hover in the updraft for a moment and he would come get me—Vah Medoh was surrounded by a tempestuous updraft.... Good thing for me.
When we drew close, the Divine Beast threw up a blazing red force field that seemed to sizzle—it encapsulated the Beast entirely except for four protruding points.... THE CANNONS.
I jumped off Teba’s back and he peeled off and flew around and I could see the first cannon’s targeting laser chasing after him as he rocketed in great wheeling arcs through the air! But I had to focus on the cannon—as it was distracted I drew my bow mid-air and shot a Bomb Arrow at it—came up short—and so I hovered closer riiisiiing, DROPPING, riiisiiing, DROPPING and I shot it again at much closer range and got it this time and its life only went down halfway so I shot it again and BOOM it was down!
I circled counter-clockwise round the Beast to the next cannon and then—“Watch out!” came Teba’s voice—the next cannon was targeting ME!
“Teba I thought you said you would draw its fire!” D8
Cannons 2 – 4 put me in their sights, but the lasers had a devil of a time finding me as I paraglided up and then fell, up and down, up and down through the endless updraft. Teba flying around, wheeling, circling, calling out every once in a while in his gravel-iron bark things like “It’s targeting us!” And I going round so slowly it felt—the Beast was huge—until I finally blew up the last cannon!
“That’s done it!” said Teba, or something like it. “Well done, Link!” or some such words....
And he soared around....
And I thought “Now come get me, Teba!”  .____.
But I paraglided on down toward the Divine Beast.
And Teba watched.... and then grunted with a grimace.
Oh! D8
His left thigh.... was scorched right through. Ugh...
“Bad news, Link,” he said, his voice becoming more ragged. But I could tell he was trying his utmost to tough it out. “Looks like I got hit pretty good back there.”
He was hurting.
He said he was afraid he would have to get back to the Flight Range.
“If I can make it there,” he added.
BUCK UP, Teba, of COURSE you can make it back! 8C
“It’s all you,” he said, and gave a thumbs-up with his left outstretched wing-hand.... and then peeled away like a jet.
And I floated down onto the stern of the Divine Beast.
The top.... was mossy.
Felt....
....like some kind of Ghibli movie....




[[Now that I had a clear picture of Teba in my head—tall, white, stark, and gruff; pointed crest feathers springing back from his crown in an aerodynamic rush, sharp beak glinting, sharper eyes glaring—artworks began to dance in my mind of painful, post-assault shelterings in the Eye of the Neck, the freshly injured Harth wincing back against the stone, Teba casting a protective wing over him as he glares hungrily back up into the dark and flashing sky. There is rain....
Perhaps it miffed Harth even more that he was the one who’d been hit, even though the bright white Teba really should have presented a clearer target. But he would not stomach holding that thought for long....]]

Thursday, November 8, 2018

A Game More Dangerous


Evening of Tuesday, September 4, 2018 ~ 3


I touched down on the warp pad of the Ishto Soh Shrine, and was met with the buzzing sound of hundreds of flies.
I’d forgotten how much garbage Moza had piled up here.
But I dashed past it all and peered down into the Lynels’ Corridor! I had plans to try out my new toy.... On went the Lynel Mask and Link once again adopted a beefy, stoic stance. X-)
The canyon floor was too far distant for me to make out any creatures prowling along it, and so I relied on the skull stamp I had placed on my map—that was where the southern Lynel would be.
I floated down—there it was—and circled wide, landing some distance further south. Somewhat far away but not too far away.... but pretty far away....
The Lynel still stepped so grandly and paused so ponderously and roared.
And then it turned and SAW ME. FROM FAR AWAY.
We stared at each other. Usually when a bad guy sees its respective mask it starts walking toward you. But neither of us moved. We just stared. For a moment.
And then the Lynel circled round in a canter, faced my way again and nocked a Shock Arrow.
Nope! It was Ishto Soh for me again! I warped the heck outta there! :D
So wow, the mask really didn’t fool the Lynel for very long....
Well they were powerful creatures of many abilities.
But still....
I wanted to try again.
So I ran and jumped and floated down to the left this time, northward toward the mid-Lynel near the base of the Talus’ butte. I spied him as he walked among the baobabs....
With a crunch and a rush I hit the ground running through the long yellow grass. I wanted to get close this time....
It was a White-Maned Lynel, and when he saw my fast approach, he turned to face me, and stood his ground.
I just kept running. If things went south I could always just warp back to Ishto Soh....
The Lynel stood still until I had run right up in front of him, and could physically no longer move forward for his person. He had only looked at me the whole time. The way his head just dropped at the end.... looking down at me....
I was a tiny creature.
We looked at each other only briefly before I walked round to his left flank to see if there was a get on option. There wasn’t. Those zebra stripes. Broad tapers. So high over my head, the body so tall, so BIG. Thick, muscular legs, feathered hooves....
The Lynel turned as well; he wasn’t having me behind him. And we faced each other once more, staring just a bit longer. I was on the north, facing south now. The long south reaches of the Lynels’ Corridor stretched away into the distance behind my.... companion. The baobabs stood in the yellow grass. The Gerudo Highlands glowed bright ruddyrust in the daylight away to my right, the shade of the Zokassa Ridge cooling to my almost immediate left.
At precisely the same moment, I threw the game into a semi-pause by toggling toward the Stasis function, and the White Lynel reached behind his enormous back and fwipped out his gigantic spear.
Oh my.  ._.
I was able to Stasis him and get in a few hits.... But that charm works only briefly on living things, and briefer still on powerful ones.
I could have warped away, but....
Well I did need Lynel bits.... and I was here, wasn’t I?
I stayed.
I stayed, and stood, and fought. And remembering the Shock Arrows this one had pelted me with before, I tried the Thunder Helm for a spell. But apparently the Lynel only resorted to those at a distance, and no range I could give him on the ground would suffice—the ill-defending helmet was not helping. And so I switched to something more justifiable. Real armor. My strongest clothes.
Stasis could only help me so much between rechargings, but I employed it as best I could, capitalizing on every chance to land a Bomb Arrow right between the brute’s eyes. Head-shots dealt double the damage, or so I’d heard and witnessed elsewhere.
This one didn’t stun like the lesser foes did, though. Any Bokoblin would have been bowled over backward with a shriek, and not regained itself for precious seconds....
But a Lynel....
I don’t think he ever even had to shift his footing.
Then again he did have four of them. A leg at each corner. Huh!
I was a mouse to him.
Well the mouse could still bite!
More than once, more than thrice, more times than I counted, really, he sent me flying and tumbling and rolling across the grass with a groan—Get up get up get up, Link!—And I found myself chewing through my stocks at a vigorous pace!
But I gave him his own headaches in return—a Bomb Arrow could slow down a galloping charge! Even if I had to take a bit of it myself at close range—he moved so fast....
It became inescapably dicey however whenever HE BLEW FIRE FROM HIS MOUTH AT ME. The fireballs were broad, far-reaching and enormous, and they set the grass alight all over. Remembering the Big Yiga Clansmen, I used the flames more than once to slip away into the air, a bit singed nevertheless. The Lynel watched me with patient, hungry eyes in one such maneuver as I glided over him, released a Bomb.... and then detonated too early.
Well, that happened sometimes. Good thing nobody else was in the room.
The fire kept coming. I never had the thought of a linear retreat, but rather circled round him in evasion as he kept blowing and blowing and BLOWING! It was deadly and dangerous!—And the best opportunity to get close enough for a strike.
I pulled weapon after weapon from hammerspace as my blades gave their all and shattered in glory. Daruk had leant me three good helping hands that had evaporated pretty early on. And Mipha saved me from the brink before she too had to withdraw her power for a time whose end I would not see in this fight.
But when that monster hit me, ripped me, shredded me so hard that I saw that gleaming little winged orb come swirling up out of my pockets to my aid—
THAT WAS A FAIRY YOU JERK! DON’T YOU KNOW HOW RARE THOSE ARE?
I’d had enough!
I spared no provisions in maintaining my health from then on, and GAVE NO QUARTER in hammering my foe! I did not relent until his mighty, immovable hooves finally gave out from beneath him, and his proud knees sank at last into the ground below his bowing head, wild with mane and horn, heavy with defeat and death.
His carcass was mine.

When I’d pocketed his remains, I looked around at the aftermath of the encounter.
....It was ugly.
The grass was scorched black in great hatching swaths, or shorn clean away in places by blade or hoof. What a ruin. We’d all but burned the whole valley down.

....

It did feel kind of epic, though.

I visited Tera once more in the chill of the desert night to do up my Radiant Gear. The tights were already at level two, but with the shirt and mask enhanced to that level as well....  surely there would be a perk.... I was pretty sure.... it had to be....
IT WAS A DISGUISE I KNEW IT. AND MY ATTACK POWER WITH BONE WEAPONS WAS UP BUT THIS SUIT WAS NOW A DISGUISE I COULD USE TO WALK AMONG STALCREATURES UNDETECTED. I KNEW IT.
AUGH BUT IT WAS TOO COLD TO WEAR OUT HERE IN THE DESERT.
SOON.
I warped to the Deku Tree’s Navel in the three o’clock hour of the morning.... and slept until noon.
GOOD NIGHT.

From: Andrea
To: David
2018-09-04 11:43p
By the way I killed a White Lynel
tonight. On foot. It was ugly. The
whole valley burned down.

From: Andrea
To: David
2018-09-04 11:43p
Love you good night. <3

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

The Bravest


Waking of Saturday, July 28, 2018 ~ 3


I was still dressed as a vai when I pulled up to the island of rock in the desert sands—the Eastern Lookout Post. I wanted to look around a bit myself first, and found a Gerudo named Sudrey inside. Guess she was there to man the place.
She said she hadn’t expected the Chief would call for the help of someone so.... short.... as I was.
Ouch. XD
Maybe it was this affront to my physique that reminded me to change into something a bit stronger—I ditched the girl clothes, and decked myself out for maximum strength.
Outside the outpost was a ladder up to a high platform. I found Riju up there and spoke to her as the late sun cast everything into red fire.
“So that’s what you really look like,” she said upon seeing me. And I don’t know why it should have, but it took me by surprise—she had only seen me as a vai before then after all!
Riju set to explaining her plan, and I wondered.... Would it be hard and fast with speed on our side, like with Prince Sidon? An approach on foot from a safe distance, and a volley of heavy ranged attacks, like with Yunobo?
What would Riju’s plan be?
Vah Naboris drew energy from the earth through its feet, she explained. If we could disrupt that process, we could subdue it. We would go out by sand seal, Riju wearing the Thunder Helm to protect herself and anyone near her, and I employing Bomb Arrows—Riju supplied these as well, twenty of them—and they would be for Vah Naboris’ feet.
The Divine Beast would rain lightning down on us once we drew near. But if I could stay close enough to Riju I would be safe. However, if at any point I felt it would be better to retreat and regroup, Riju told me not to hesitate to say so.
....So that was it then. Just....

Up close and personal.

We readied our sand seals back down on the ground; I was afforded one of the redder, tamer, faster ones to use. But before we got going, Riju asked me to back up a bit first.
She was wearing the Thunder Helm (which was a little big, she had conceded). But she wore it confidently now and offered aloud an unashamed prayer to her ancestors and the great Champion Urbosa. She called on their aid in her time of need—her people’s time of need—and asked for their protection in the dangerous endeavor we were about to undertake....
And a crackling, shimmering field emanated from the Thunder Helm—pale, energetic yellow—a wide, protective bubble.
And then....
We started.

“Stay close,” Riju had told me, and I tried to now. Our sand seals plunged ahead through ancient ruins and between tottering towers of stone—easy enough to dodge. But it was more difficult to stay inside the Thunder Helm’s protective circle. The conflicted weavings of our passage aside, it seemed that Patricia was slightly faster than my own sand seal....
And then we entered the dust cloud.
Arizona Fog I would have called it.
The horizon vanished, distance disappeared, and we were inside the night.
I could only stay close to Riju; at least she seemed to know where she was going.
What were we doing? We couldn’t see anything, the world had closed around us, we were shooting off into the oblivious blank of an ocean of tiny grit, all the while nearing a Divine Beast that was FREE ROAMING where it would—
Brreep-brreep! Brreep-brreep!
I shut off my shrine detector.
The boundaries of the universe only swirled darkly around us in an impenetrable sphere.
What were we doing?
Chief Riju stopped by the ruin of an ancient stone wall, and I followed suit. The dust thinned a bit and we could see Vah Naboris tromping gigantic through the gloom.
So big....
We started our run—it was so difficult to make my seal keep pace with Patriciatoo far forward, too far back—A chill burst over the screen in a cloud of cold and I switched to my Ruby Circlet—blasted desert climate—The Divine Beast walked, left legs, right legs, left legs, right legs, paying such little regard to two insects like us—but as we pursued after its massive, slow meandering with all our tiny and furious might, we could feel its attack charging and incoming—a powerful, precise reticle centering on my position—my position—come on, seal—and still the Divine Beast walked and we two tiny worms dared to charge closer—
Kra-KKAAOOWwww! Lightning shattered down—but at that very moment I was safe inside the Chief’s protective aura. Nothing happened. We were untouched. Invulnerable.
Excellent.
But it wasn’t always so easy.
I was pulling backward and forward of Chief Riju’s position as if connected to her by a yo-yo. Vah Naboris tromped ahead so slowly, so deliberately—so hugely—I couldn’t keep up unless I made a dash for it with my seal, but Riju held Patricia in reserve—The Divine Beast was gaining
And the lightning loomed again and I had to fall back—and I didn’t always make it.
Kra-KKAAOOWwww!
My hearts vanished by more than half. Gone. In a flash.
Lost my sand seal—it popped up out of the sand a little way ahead and stood still, waiting.
Riju wheeled round and came back to me—the protective field was there.
“Link! Do you want to fall back for now?” Or some such words she said.
But I never gave up.
My stocks were plentiul; a few well-prepared dishes saw me strong and on my feet again—and then it was the rush of reality back in my face as I dashed beyond the Thunder Helm’s protection to reclaim my sand seal once more.
Riju and I charged closer, and closer.... and I fired Bomb Arrow after Bomb Arrow—but I was a poor judge of distance and my shots always came up short—the monumentality of this thinghow far did I have to dash toward it before it stopped growing in my view?
But some of my shots connected—in the rushing, tumbling push-and-pull between me and Riju, I let fly my explosives and two of Vah Naboris’ house-sized feet went darkplease tell me they wouldn’t regenerate if I delayed....
And lightning reduced me to a sizzling heap again.
How many times did it strike me down like that?
Do you want to fall back for now?
No.
This Divine Beast....
This Chief....
What were we doing?
We two humans—well one human, one Gerudo—but she was short enough—but technically I was a Hylian
WE TWO tiny things.
We were using what was at our disposal.
The Chief was using what was at her disposal. And what was at her disposal were sand seals and nerve.
She felt like that shot from the old Xena opening sequence, standing unafraid on the rocky shore and crying defiance at the rising Poseidon, the Force that could crush her in a heartbeat....
We two tiny things.
She was surely the bravest child I had ever met.
Vah Naboris was far away now, but I came back to my sand seal, and we surfed through the dark sand once more, in pursuit.
I stayed close to Riju and waited this time for lightning to strike.... and only after it did, and immediately at that, did I shoot my sand seal forward, stopping for nothing and spurring it onward until I was at the monster’s very feetnot house-sizedHILL-sized—They pounded into the earth all around me, the sand exploded, one step equalled death, and they movedso far and fast they moved at one stride from the beastbut my arrows caught them
Kra-KKAAOOWWwww!
Riju circled to my position and kept me safe until I could regain my feet....
The strategy was sound.... but.... and I had the meals to spare.
One more run waiting for the Divine Beast’s attack to deplete itself of energy, and another mad dash forward.... another brush with ten thousand tons of crushing, beigebronzy death.... Bomb Arrows away....
And the last foot went out, and the mighty Divine Beast Vah Naboris sank to the earth—we had literally brought it to its knees.
....It had the same face as that on the Thunder Helm....
What followed then were some of the most beautifully animated and charged cutscenes I had seen thus far: the two of us, the Chief and I, surging the final distance to the subdued Divine Beast, Link swinging off his sliding shield as his sand seal came to a halt, leaping deftly into a run to join the Chief where she stood, and imparted a few final words.... There was only so much Chief Riju the leader of the Gerudo could do—the rest was up to Link now.  And Link as he hurried to board Vah Naboris.... clinging fingers and toes in a kneeling position to that slanted surface as the beast began to rise again.... I could feel the strain and balance in his muscles oh if he could just hold on....
These were the best cinematics.

Monday, July 2, 2018

That Patience Which Holds Motionless for Endless Hours the Spider in its Web


Waking of Friday, January 19, 2018 ~ 8


In the dark of the night I sailed out west behind my rented sand seal, skirting giant bones and Lizalfos habitations.
My trajectory was vague at best and I had no idea what I was looking for—what did Moldugas look like?
Were they gigantic and woolly? Did they walk on their knuckles? Did they have tusks? Would I know one when I saw it?
As it turned out I did—I knew it before I saw it.
The music gave it away.
Like the Talus and its pounding percussion, the Hinox and its fatshnazzy brass band—the Molduga’s name and life-meter appeared at the top of the screen, accompanied by an insistent, repetitive, Phrygian ambush of cellos, arpeggiating sans the third beneath a dancing tambourine pacesetter as if it had been a race!
I banked hard in a panic—the arc was too wide and slow—and charged back the way I had come—!
And the music did not follow me.
I try to be a good steward; I did not want to bring the sand seal to any harm, especially as it was not my own.
But I think it would be a lie to say I was not also fleeing to save my own skin.
Once I was sure I had put a sufficient distance between myself and the monster, I stopped, and had a look back.
The Molduga was somewhere in among those stones, I was sure of it: Great, gargantuan juts of sandstone pushing up out of the earth like enormous toadstools. —And there was movement.
I scoped in.
As the day began to dawn I could see: Something large was.... swimming beneath the surface of the sand, casting up a wake. Burrowing. I could see the hump of earth rolling along, indicating where it was.... but what did the thing itself actually look
It breached the surface. Whale. Crocodile. Jaws. Teeth. Spoonbill. Little arms waggling. Manatee tail. Thrash. Twist. Snap. HugeHUGE
And it was down burrowing again.
Oh my Hylia that thing was—how could I—so bigcould it sense me even here?
I watched it. A long, long time I watched it; and it did not stray beyond the confines of its great stone toadstool ring, but only cycled around within it.
It must have been moving so fast and yet.... every circuit took.... what seemed like several minutes. With a few breaches along the way.
So big.
Was the Compendium lying, when it said the Hinox was the largest monster to call Hyrule home?
Or was this not a part of Hyrule after all?
I eased my sand seal toward it again, timing our pace to arrive at one of the gigantic rounded rocks just as the monster was on the far side of its circuit from us.
The cellos were nowhere to be heard.
I left the sand seal near the stone, on the outside of the ring. Removed enough to be out of harm’s way, but close enough to be called at short notice.
I meanwhile climbed up on top of the squat rock formation, and watched.... and waited.
I dared not move a muscle as the Molduga came pummeling back round the circle, clockwise, coming in hard from the right.
It would pass near me soon; I would have an opportunity to strike. And given the enormity of the circuit, I could see just how sparse and precious that opportunity would be. No time for test shots here—it would be imprudent to attempt anything less than maximum damage.
I selected the strongest Lynel Bow I had, nocked a Bomb Arrow, and prepared to demand the attention of a carnivore one hundred times my size....
And with perfect timing the Molduga flew up out of the sand before my eyes, blue-grey-green and enormous, huge jaws snapping, tiny limbs flapping pointless, and I took my best guess at distance, at arcing, at my quarry’s momentum, and let fly—

I wonder how much was skill at this point, and how much was luck.

At least in part, the tripled Bomb Arrow connected! and the huge whale of a creature slammed onto the surface of the sand and lay there heaving in its blubbery vastness.
My gosh I couldn’t believe it! A direct hit on the first go! Great shot! ^_^ And I looked at its life-meter.... It had gone down a bit! Maybe not an overly substantial amount, but—
What was I doing it was immobile I could hit it again
In the folly of my hesitation I got off only another shot or two before the Mulduga regained itself and burrowed back into the sand, safe and untouchable once more.
And off it went around the circuit.
And the music went with it.
The day became lighter and I was alone. On a few of the other sandstone towers to my right and left and into the distance, little camps of monsters could be seen. On the central hub, a large, wide stone like my own but on a greater scale, seemed to be the biggest party of them all, with a fire, a few storage crates, and no small supply of boomers. On the sands in between, camouflaged Lizalfos crouched still as statues.
The Molduga breached away in its course.
The timing was off—it did not breach in the same places on every revolution. It wouldn’t breach directly in front of me again for . . . . I didn’t know how many cycles.
Landing those hits really had been fortuitous.
But how long was this going to take?
I waited for it to pass by me again, and the arcing sun grew stronger.... I watched my thermometer tip further and further toward the red until it was too hot for me to stay where I was. My clothes could not protect me. I didn’t want to guzzle elixirs, not that I had that many. What could I—
Hm.
The Molduga was far away. I stepped forward and dropped onto the sand on the inside of the ring, landing in the shade.
There was something about letting myself down into the territory, the element, of my enemy that felt.... unnerving at best.
But at least I was protected here.
Well . . . . protected from the sun.
I didn’t like that Lizalfos half a stone’s cast away from me, though. I took the time to dispatch it before returning to the little strip of shade beneath the brim of the toadstool rock, where once again.... I waited.
And waited.
The Molduga slowly arced back around, breaching, as I had anticipated, well out of range of my arrows. How many circuits would it have to make before it would breach where I could reach it again?
I considered. I could try for the central stone hub....
But there were so many baddies there; it could take a moment too long to do away with them all—the Molduga might very well detect the ruckus, and then what? Or would it just as soon detect me making a break for that spot in the first place? To say nothing of what to do with all the Lizalfos in between....
The Molduga’s senses were sharp; I had stepped and jumped around in investigating this, when I was still on top of the rock, and my movements had caught its attention over impressive distances. And every time, I had stopped and ducked before the question mark could develop into anything further, stilling in time to let the monster be on its way. But I dared not shift my footing again down on the sand.
The day passed.
My sliver of shade narrowed. But the cool of the evening returned before it disappeared completely.
I had long since plucked what scanty plants there were in the vicinity. A Rushroom. Some Safflina.
The monster arced around.
Some breaches were nearer, some I could hit, away at the edge of my range, where as many arrows missed as hit their mark. Maybe more. Couldn’t risk a direct hit with something uselessly weak.
And the Molduga’s life-meter would drop by a small degree.
Chip by chip, piece by piece.
By and by the thought came to me, as I employed my projectile weaponry.... The Molduga responds to the faintest vibrations.... I can’t move when it’s near.... But perhaps.... my BOW.
The Molduga came round again. Its breaches would be far out of reach I could see.
But before it came even with me, I nocked a normal arrow into a weak, wooden Bokoblin bow, and fired off into the sand before its path.
The dread question mark appeared again, and this time—the monster breached where the arrow had struck!
I scrambled to switch out my equipment for something stronger again! Lynel Bow! Bomb Arrows! Fire! FIRE!
I could induce a breach from the beast.
I cut down its life-meter by a much more gratifying portion before it was able to escape again.... though my bow-work was become a bit sloppy in my excitement. I knew Bomb Arrows didn’t come cheap, but by this point I would rather have lost arrows than lost time spent refining my aim. Enough had connected that I was sufficed.
And I waited for the beast’s return.
And waited.
And waited.
Round and again the great Molduga came, and I lured it up each time, unmoving in my pocket of shade, in my refuge from the chill, and cast arrow after arrow after arrow.
Quivers ran dry. Bows broke. It was becoming increasingly expensive....
But the desert was not unfeeling toward my plight.
Once as I stood through the long and lonely night, watching and waiting as the stars winked overhead and the Molduga thrashed soundlessly in the far distance, something glimmered over the sand out in front of me.
There was a kind of twinkling, a little way off, but it vanished almost at once. And then it came again, in a different spot—and disappeared once more. Pulsing like a satellite. What in the world....?
Another sparkle, and I could see faint dark movement against the bluebeige of the moonwashed sand. Something was making that light.
And it was coming closer.
And then I recognized the glittering—that was an item I could grab!
But.... moving? Smooth as a shark-fin—was it a lizard?
And as it came nearer, listing away to my right, I saw it clearly: The kindly desert breeze had found one of my stray arrows, and blown it back toward me, rolling it over the dunes.
I ran to collect it as it blew against a far section of my rock, and then trudged back to the place where I had chosen to wait.
The sand—it slows you down.

It was in the nighttime that the mighty Molduga finally succumbed to my Assault of a Thousand Arrows, writhing in the air on the last hit with an almighty bellow before crashing to the ground in an ignominious explosion of wasted darkness.
I was running straight away—already the fickle wind was beginning to toy with the leftover parts and blow them about.... I picked up so many fins, AND . . . . the guts!
Got it! Molduga Guts! HAHHH, that was a HARD-EARNED PRIZE.
And there were yet a few lingering Lizalfos from whose claws I had to pry it.
After this I was not waiting for the next Blood Moon—I stormed and looted the central hub for all that it was worth. And I realized that while I had been hunting the Molduga, some of my incendiary arrows must have ignited a few of the boomers strewed about the sand. For there was a great swath of them missing where I had made my attacks.
Inadvertently handy!
I rejoiced in my spoils, I felt mighty in my accomplishment, but after days and nights in the wilderness of the Wasteland.... the time really did feel ripe to head back.
I trudged back toward my squat little hunting rock to harness up my sand seal once more.

It was gone.

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Under The Sentinel Sun


Waking of Friday, January 19, 2018


In the morning I bought all of Shailu’s arrows—normal, Fire, Ice, Shock, and Bomb. The Bomb Arrow was.... expectedly more expensive, though expecting it did little to soften the deal.
And then Shailu was out of stock.
She’d only had one of each.
....
So outside, I bought all of Beedle’s arrows.
I still was not giving him my Energetic Rhino Beetle, though.
After this I explored a part of the bazaar I had not gotten to before—the part that first made me recognize the place as holding one of my memories. I’d seen it from way, way far away on the backside of the Gerudo Highlands, long, long before:
The large, characteristically bulbous rock formation jutting high above the inn, draped on all sides with rugs on ropes so that it almost resembled a hot air balloon.
It was easy enough to find the couple of ladders that led up to the top. But when I got there.... nothing was there.
That was strange, I thought. David had seemed so full of anticipation for when I climbed up there.
Then again it wouldn’t be the first time we gave each other puzzled looks over game happenings or non-happenings that didn’t line up between our separate playthroughs.
Seems the event programmers rather did the thing properly in this open world....
With nothing left to do in town and daylight starting to burn, I set out for Gerudo Town to the southwest.
But not far from the oasis, I started to pant and sigh—it was too hot.
So I put on my Flamebreaker Armor.
It didn’t help.
What? :c
I ran back toward the cool shade of the bazaar—Why didn’t my Flamebreaker Armor help? It could withstand the heat of the volcano. It could keep me from spontaneously combusting! Couldn’t it do anything to insulate me from the desert heat?
Or did it perhaps act like an oven instead?
Ughh....
On the way back to the bazaar I struck up a conversation with a Gerudo who was running in my same direction. Kyra was her name.
“Okay... it’s a voe. You can do this. Remember your training,” she muttered under her breath.
Oh my gosh what. X-)
She then launched into a romantic introduction outlining how she was going out into the world searching for her dreams. “You’re a part of my dreams, aren’t you?” she asked with a cute, girlish bounce in her posture.
The available responses made me laugh:
“You’re my dream girl!”
. . . . or . . . .
“Just a guy takin’ a walk.”
XD
Eh in the end I decided I didn’t want to lead her on. “Just a guy takin’ a walk,” I said, and she immediately dropped her girlish air like a sack of potatoes.
“If that’s the case then there’s no more point talking to you,” she deadpanned with all the tenderness of a cactus.
Dang.
I guess.... she had good training at least. She had seemed like such an eager young n00b....
Why didn’t my Flamebreaker Armor work?
I guessed I would need to make some cooling elixirs for myself. Or only travel at night.
At the bazaar I found some other people to talk to, including one Robsten, who said his caravan leader had gone to Gerudo Town to negotiate entry, but had not come back yet.
Hmmm....
Another young man standing on a little scaffold behind one of the piles of goods said he was watching the sandstorm around the Gerudo Highlands, waiting for it to clear, so he could go for the treasure it concealed....
Hmmmm....
Huh!
I tried running back toward the mountain. Maybe that would be different—
Nope. Too hot that way, too.
I was stuck.
Well, not really. But I didn’t want to warp away; there were no shrines nearby.
Hmm.
I made a cooling elixir. But....
Well I’ve never been one for elixirs.
I decided to wait for nightfall.
In the meantime I spoke to Kyra again, wondering if she had anything different to say. She didn’t, and I was once again “Just a guy takin’ a walk”, and once again dismissed just as coldly.
It was an interesting hobble, being held captive by the desert sun. And nothing I could don would form a permanent solution against it!
Well, I guess it does make sense.
And I would know.
But when the sun finally began to sink and the desert began to cool off I ran out for Gerudo Town, wearing my Lizalfos Mask, just in case.
I once again met Kyra running the other way.
“You again?” she said, “I’m on my personal journey of learning and discovery so it would be great if you could not disrupt it.” She paused. “Unless... Do you think you’re part of my destiny? My dream life?” Or some such words.
Eh, third time’s the charm. Just to see what would happen, I answered with a big hearty “You’re my dream girl!”
Kyra straightened up at once and said, “My vaba always said nothing’s so shady as a voe who talks about dream this and dream that. I guess she was right.”

OUCH. XD

I felt kind of pathetic in the Lizalfos Mask.
Why are Gerudo so tall....?
“Run along, voe. I’m busy,” she said, and left.

Wow.

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Carrying on.