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Showing posts with label Sorelia. Show all posts
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Saturday, March 30, 2019

In The Rain


Waking of Saturday, December 29, 2018


I warped to the Wetland Stable, and began to search the woods near the river. I didn’t find much. Just a lot of edible plants, some Koroks I’d already encountered.... Tye and Sorelia in a jam. I stopped to get them out of it.
Nothing. Nothing on this side of the river.
So I crossed to the west side. Picked a high spot of the bank and paraglided over the current. I did not receive a warm welcome on the other shore. One Big Yiga and three Stalkoblins took issue with my presence. But once I’d told them to knock it off, and gotten the woods to myself, and looked just a little deeper into the green....
There.
There was the spot. The Glowing Memory. Waiting for me to step into it....

Link and Zelda ran through the rain. Sword out. His other hand clasped the Princess’. He led her hard and fast through the pouring grey.
They were ragged, and filthy, and dirty, and desperate, panting—
Zelda stumbled.
Link pulled up, stopped. Turned and stood. Walked back slowly.... And stopped.
The trees and the rain could keep watch for a moment.
Zelda had collapsed hands and knees to the ground in her white dress. Her poor, beautiful white dress.
She still panted, and the breaths began to rack her frame with something more.
“How... How did it come to this? Everything... the Divine Beasts, all the Guardians, they’ve turned against us,” she bemoaned.
Link sheathed his sword, and knelt down too.
“It was Calamity Ganon. It turned them all against us—” She clenched her fists against the mud. “—And everyone... Mipha, Urbosa, Revali and Daruk... they’re trapped inside those things...”
She was crying. I could see her tears even through the rain.
“It’s my fault,” she cried, “Everything we’ve done up until now... it’s all been for nothing. All because I couldn’t harness this cursed power!” Her voice was rising now. “So I really am just a failure!”
The mud only ate her howling as she blew herself out, quieting again, “Everyone... My friends, everyone in the Castle... and my father most of all...” she said, “I left them... all to die.”
And she fell into Link’s arms and just.... wept.

Monday, April 30, 2018

Horse Abuse


Waking of Sunday, November 26, 2017 ~ 2


I was going to ride Thrice all the way to Akkala—both to report back to that soldier about Kilton, and to check on what my twelve Ancient Gears could get me from Cherry. I meanwhile left my Sheikah Sensor tuned to fishies in case I encountered any of those along the way!
And as with most of my longer rides it came with a number of stops along the way to throw Bokoblins off the other travelers. Mils and Mina.... Leekah (another rider’s horse actually kicked that Bokoblin something fierce before I finished it off).... Tye and Sorelia (that one I settled from horseback—felt rather proud!)....
I wanted to stop on Thims Bridge to play another water-goal Korok game, but the Octorok gave me trouble before I could blow it up, and I turned and—
Thrice?
Where did Thrice go!?
And then I saw the dark shape swimming in the dimness toward the other shore. Did he jump? Fall off? Did the Octorok hit him?
I ditched the Korok game and swam after him. Thrice!
Forgive me, Thrice....
Sobered, I decided there would be no more fooling around; it was time to continue our journey to Akkala.
Our rainy, rainy journey.
At the South Akkala Stable we came to a fork in the road. Would it be better to head east toward Chariots of Fire Beach? Or north through Shadow Pass?
Mmm, the route seemed shorter through Shadow Pass.... Onward we went.
....And stopped in the middle of the pass to rescue Chabi once more.
Hero work is demanding.
We also met Laroba again on the other side (“Sav’aaq!”), and she shared some new gossip: evidently a rare set of arrows was rumored to rest somewhere inside Hyrule Castle. If I ever found myself exploring that place.
Fat chance at present!
At length we finally arrived at the East Akkala Stable, and I spoke to Hoz the Guard.
He was grateful to see the pictograph of Kilton. But then....
“This will surely help me hunt him down,” he said, and gave me a silver rupee for my trouble.
D:
Mmmmrm but Kilton was helpful!
I guess I don’t really know what else I might have been expecting, given Hoz’s attitude toward the Kilton rumors when I first met him, and the fact that he was a guard....
:c
Huhhh.
....
Huh.  !
....
Good thing that pictograph was only of Kilton’s back.
It was indeed that very one that had had the quest-exclamation-mark affixed to it.
Guess we broke even there.

I thought I could just gallop past the Guardian on the way to Robbie’s; that’s what David said he did.
As it turned out, the Guardian.... had an exceptional range....
It shot Thrice.
Twice.
There were clinging flames.
Forgive me, Thrice.... Oh I was taking him home after this to a stable straight away....
The rain poured again as I walked into the Akkala Ancient Tech Lab.
My Ancient Gears sadly could not afford me any more armor, but I had plenty of Ancient Shafts on me, and I put these toward a bundle of five Ancient Arrows.
They were precious and expensive. I would have to be very careful with them in the future. No more mistakes.
That was one reason I bought the Ancient Helm first: Of the three armor pieces, the helm alone utilized Ancient Shafts, which I knew I would need later for arrow fodder. May as well have gotten the big Shaft-purchase out of the way early on, right?
Now to get Thrice out of here....
I would kill the Guardian first.
The only problem was that it was still raining outside, and the weather had broiled into a storm.
And I had only metal weapons on me.
But I could at least close the distance between myself and my quarry.... and a close lightning strike in front of me proved to be serendipitous as the small fire it sparked gave me an excellent updraft!
I tried and failed to land on top of the Guardian’s head—I’d just wondered if it could be done. It didn’t seem like it.... Would that be like the central space beneath.... Kalle Demos? I can’t believe I remembered that name....
I waited behind the rock until the storm finally blew itself out, and then dispatched the Guardian directly with melee weapons to its awful, wicked eye.
With the road safe and clear I boarded Thrice at the East Akkala Stable.... but I took out Dragmire for more riding.

Do horses heal when they are boarded at a stable, as Hylians heal when they sleep in a bed?

There was something else David had said he had done, with his own acquired Giant Horse from the Lynels’ Corridor (Shooper? Was that what he called that one? No maybe it was Shaq....).
He’d told me, and I’d seem him demonstrate, that the Big Horse was strong enough to just trample whatever baddies were in the way—even Lynels.
Not in one go, of course, but a galloping pass at a stationary Lynel would deal out some degree of damage.
Dragmire did have the greatest level of strength of any horse I had seen.
I wondered if I could make a pattern of David’s hit-and-run technique....
Dragmire and I plunged into the lush lowlands of Akkala, toward Tempest Gulch.
Toward the Lynel.

It.... didn’t work.

The Lynel was bewildered and bebothered for a short time, but there came a point where he’d had enough—and combusting arrows soon followed.
More flamesclinging, searing flames
I boarded Dragmire again.

My poor babies.

It was enough. It was too much.

No more endangering the horses.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Old Friends


Waking of Thursday, May 11, 2017 ~ 4


Beyond the tree was a little gully running up over the hill of the shore. It looked like I could shinny up there....
I did, and came to a wooded land, indecisive between forest and marsh, for it seemed as much flooded as not.
This was Faron Woods.
The sun rose again as I wandered into the trees, the framerate keeping a valiant pace amid all the wood and water and floating leaves. I thought of the Yiga Clan. Would I run into any of them here? The place seemed quiet for the most part; I only encountered one Octorok I think, hiding in the ground, and I blew him up easily enough.
The silence otherwise was.... disquieting.
I pressed on into the woods, but.... was there any point, if I was getting so far away from the water? Or were these little pools and puddles remnants of Vah Ruta’s flooding? Dared I hope?
Where was Mei?
Had she been kidnapped by the Yiga?
Oh gads was this like a Kafei-type quest, that I wouldn’t be able to resolve until nearer the end of the game?
My mind drifted through what Yiga Clan minibosses might look like....
The land twisted through the trees; I found some huge crumbled statuary—of the dragon, I think—and another shrine. But.... I was getting too far.
I had to consult my Sheikah Slate to head back toward the water. There was no map, but the compass still worked, and I could register the direction of the Ya Naga shrine. I wended back between the trunks—
And a commotion played in the dappled water ahead.
There was a man.
And a bokoblin, a blue one.
Come get some!” the man yelled bravely, even as he splashed a few steps back from his foe.
I ran in—what confusion was the sun through the trees in the splashing, shadow-spotted water!—and cut the offending brute down.
I turned, and spoke to—
Tye?” I gasped.
He stood panting, gripping one arm. “Oh Sorelia please be all right—” he grunted.
Oh no.
I whirled around—there a stone’s throw away, a red bokoblin capered over her as she lay collapsed in the shallow water.
I bolted forward, hopped a fallen log in my way, and a few sloshing strides later collided with the monster, beating him back.
When the bokoblin was dead, Sorelia staggered to her feet—Tye joined us—and we moved to a dry spot where we could catch our breath.
Those two do seem to get around.
They were still searching for their elusive Silent Princess flower. But they hadn’t seen any Zoras along the way.
Satisfied they were at least out of harm’s way for the present, I bade them goodbye, and continued back toward the lake.
My raft was gone.
Hhhh, I’d known it would be, when I first ventured into the trees, but....
Well, there was nothing for it but to start sweeping the coastline. The ridge of big rolling hills to my right seemed an easy place to start. I hiked up to their crest and started back along the lake.
This proved largely uneventful, until very late into the night, when I came upon the ruins of a Deya Village, in a shallow little valley just over the other side of the ridge.
A chill stole over my soul at the sight of its rickety remains, the overturned wagons, the charred and splintered house-frames.... but my heart leapt to see that it was all flooded.
Would Mei be in there?
I moved in—cautiously. There was a very large dead tree beside it—I mean VERY large. I’ve seen these blasted hollow stumps here and there in my travels, especially along the road near the Honeydell. I’m not quite sure yet what they portend, if anything, but they give me the willies.
But this one near the Deya Village Ruins just had a few baddies hiding around it—and a Korok inside the adjacent fallen log. And that was all.
One end of the great hollow log lay near the flooded valley floor; I walked quietly down through it until I stepped out into the water. The village was big....
But in the end, after an extensive search, I found only two poorly-equipped Lizalfos lurking about. And a few well-hidden treasure chests.
But Mei wasn’t there.
I climbed all over the surrounding cliffs, stole a Flame Rod off a Wizzrobe, found out just how ineffective it was against stal-creatures, paraglided back into the village....
No sign of her.
Then I saw a cleft in the hills surrounding the Deya Village valley.
The water snaked away through it.
Follow the water, I thought.
I’d been following the water for weeks.
Just keep following the water....
But the water in the cleft ran dry after only a few score paces.
The only thing left was another camouflaged Lizalfos. They’re pretty talented, the Deya Lizalfos; they produce a most convincing mottle....
But there was no sign of Mei.
What was left?
I moved into the area beyond the cleft. Wound my way through a few more trees. Came upon a campfire. Saw a man there. Spoke to him and—it was?
“GIRO?” I gaped.
My gosh, I hadn’t seen him in forever! :D Giro! Buddy!
Wait where the heck was I?
I opened my map.
I had wandered back into West Necluda.
It was the selfsame campsite I had cooked so many dishes at, long, long ago with Giro, before the night of my first Blood Moon.
The very same.
To think that I had been so close to the lake back then.
But I wasn’t looking for Giro, I was looking for Mei.
And I couldn’t find her.

I couldn’t find her.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Right Under My Nose


Waking of Friday, April 14, 2017 ~ 2



I reset my Sheikah Slate’s sensor to look for shrines again, and heard the beeping.
Oh yes, I thought—I’d forgotten. There was a shrine very near here that I’d been too preoccupied to go after before.
Well, if I couldn’t get Tye and Sorelia to look at my flowers, maybe I’d just go claim whatever shrine that was while I was here; it didn’t sound too far off.
Behind Tye and Sorelia’s camp there was a rolling hill studded with trees and peppered with chest-high grassy hillocks or raised mounds of earth like miniature plateaus. Strange geology, and with tempting little herbs and mushrooms springing out of the ground between them, leading a neat little path into the unknown shade of the woods....
I’d always thought it stank of ambush, and so had never ventured into it.
Then again, the biggest dangers in the area already seemed to gravitate to Tye and Sorelia’s place, so.... perhaps I was worrying over nothing.
Besides, the shrine was that way.
I went in.
The scariest thing I saw was an encirclement of br—oh wow, really? I didn’t think “encirclement” was a real word. That’s cool. Thanks, Word.
The scariest thing I saw.... was an encirclement of briars surrounding a large, flat stone covered with moss. With another rock on top of it.
I could guess what was hiding under there....
I climbed a tree to drop into the middle of the briars, overturned the rock, and out popped a Korok.
They are.... spritely little fellows. Such a childlike exuberance and playful spirit. Like the whole world is a game.
He gave a little cheer like they do, said, “You found me!” and gave me a Korok seed.
That’s another to trade to Mr. Hestu if I find him again.
I pressed on through the woods. The environment was tight, to be sure, but nothing jumped out at me. Actually I thought I could hear something.... something pleasant....
Like music....
With.... a flute? Playing Mi-Fa-La-So
WHAT.
And an underlying guitarTHIS WAS THE STABLE MUSIC—?
I stepped out of the trees, down from the hill, and there it was. High horse-head canopy, little fence posts, people walking around—
And Kass was there. Kass the bird-man, gently swaying as he played a sweet counterpoint on his accordion.
What was....?
Was this for real?
Had this been here the entire time?
Where the heck was I?

Probably looking for Mei.

The Silent Treatment


Waking of Friday, April 14, 2017


It was time for a new plan.
I had seen Sheikah Towers in close range of two of the places I could comfortably haunt. One was up on a hill behind the Woodland Stable, above the river that bent toward the castle. The other was northward beyond the hills of Upland Zorana, in what had to be Akkala.
I would first climb and activate the tower behind the stable, and thereby attain a map of the area. And if, from whatever the map could tell me, the river steered clear enough away from the castle, then I would follow it, for Mei. But it if ran too close to Calamity Ganon, then I would head to Akkala, and Mei would have to wait.
Because I wouldn’t be able to help anybody if I got myself killed along the way.
I needed this Robbie, I needed more shrines....
I needed to get stronger.
Why was I so set on finding the missing Mei?
Maybe it was just that a missing person seemed so much more desperate than getting rid of a Hinox, or harvesting luminous stones.... Maybe it was just poor Fronk. And poor Fronk’s children, Tumbo and Keye.
Where was their wife and mother?
I had to make one last effort for now, but first I would take a couple of pit stops along the way to the Woodland Stable....
Was I visiting with the Prince again when I left? Whom did I give a heart attack to when I teleported away from Zora’s Domain....?
My first stop was Cotera’s Forest, above Kakariko Village. There were living Silent Princess flowers in there, and perhaps Tye and Sorelia—that was her name—would react better to a pictograph of one of them.
I found the flower, snapped its image, and was on my way.
The fairies had still not returned to those woods.
Did I destroy their population when I caught so many there before....?
I wonder....
My next stop was the shrine near where I first met Ledo, in the river by the wetlands. I could reach Tye and Sorelia’s camp easily enough from there.
I had it out with some stray lizalfos, swam to the shore, killed a mounted bokoblin, briefly mounted his black appaloosa—but, not wanting to get attached to it, I got off again pretty quick—and jogged to Tye and Sorelia’s camp.
Those two, I swear, I can’t leave them alone for one minute.
Tye was trading sword strokes with one black—er, blue.... blue bokoblin, while the other blue bokoblin was chasing Sorelia around the field. Blasted base animals....
I gave the Hylians a hand in finishing off the monsters, and then the three of us reconvened at their little shelter.
This was it, surely. I would show them the pictograph of the flower, and then they would want to know where it was, and I would tell them somehow, so they could go make their vows.... but not before I took a pictograph of them to take back to Kapson in Zora’s Domain, and he could marry them!
But I could not show them my pictograph.
There was no option. I couldn’t tell them about it.
I tried tuning my Sheikah Slate’s sensor to detect Silent Princess flowers. Maybe they would hear and remark on the beeping....
They didn’t.
What did I need to do to draw their attention to it?
I tried again dropping an actual specimen of Silent Princess at their feet, on the ground before their eyes, but they said nothing.
WHAT MORE DID THEY WANT?
It was a chore picking that thing back up, let me tell you, trying to maneuver to a place where the A button would let me collect an item rather than speak to a person.
Tye.... you’re killin’ me, man, you gotta work with me here, come on....
I snapped their pictograph where they sat anyway. For Kapson. I don’t know why.
It was a good pictograph.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

With a Fine-Toothed Comb


Waking of Thursday, April 6, 2017


I spent a little time at the Woodland Stable. This one wasn’t crawling with sets of twins like the other one, and the man behind the counter seemed.... a bit more easy-going as well. There was a friendly dog shepherding over some goats in a pen—we became good buddies <3—er, the dog and I, not the goats and I—and I found a really lovely new labrys to swing around.
I saw a man come riding a grey horse along the road in the direction I’d been going; his name was Zorona and his heart was set on the mysteries of the world! Whether solving them or just reveling in their existence I wasn’t quite sure.
There was another man, with white-blonde hair dangling in his eyes, who hung around the stable. He introduced himself as Molo and it was his ambition to go and loot Hyrule Castle. I did not encourage him in this endeavor as we conversed.
He admitted that every person he’d ever known who had ventured there had never come back.... but he guessed it was because they were all too busy being rich! I don’t doubt there must have been great treasures left behind there.... but so many people I’d met had warned of how dangerous it was.... and I’d seen a few Guardians. Uhuhuh.
Molo, don’t say YOLO, just stay where you are.
One other older gentleman whose name I can’t remember informed me about the surrounding areas near the stable—this was the Eldin region. This was the home of the volcano. To the north was the great forest, but he warned me against straying too deeply into it, something about the Lost Woods at its heart.... And Hyrule Field was.... in another direction near here, south or east I think he said. And there was a third feature he directed me to, I’m sure of it.... maybe it was the volcano itself.
Well, it’s hard to memorize the whole map, as I discovered when I warped back to the Lanayru Tower. That other river I’d thought ran back toward the east off the wetlands was actually the other runoff from the East Reservoir Lake. I suppose it flowed into the wetlands. Or it would have, if not for the big dam wall in the way.
But it was, in essence, what I’d thought it to be: another extensive dead-ended waterway for me to search.
Starting from the tower I began a broad, clockwise trek around the entire delta proper, scouring the islets as I went, but saw no sign of Mei.
I did, however, near the southeastern reaches of my circuit, spy a GUARDIAN “STALKER” AS MY COMPENDIUM CALLED IT, LOOSE AND MOVING THROUGH THE MARSH OH GOSH NO PLEASE NO WHY JUST
It had six legs, and it was very much alive—oh my gosh was this the one I’d seen loose on the Sahasra Slope, made its way down to the marshes now?
Oh gads....
Off came the Zora Helm, on went the Climber’s Bandana, and I climbed up into the mountains to give it a very wide berth as I continued my circuit of the wetlands. I did stop on a little grassy shelf with a single large tree to see if I could shoot it with arrows and chuck bombs at it, but.... well, I did give it a very wide berth. I couldn’t come close to hitting it with anything. I’m not sure whether this disappointed me or not.
If only I’d had a Korok Leaf.... I could do that bomb-golfing thing I’d seen David do....
I kept to the hills until I came to another little deep-water spot tendriling off the marshes in the southwest. It was near a sad little abandoned homestead ruin, with trees, and a well, and a single Korok spriting around in the grass. There were some rusted weapons here and there.... maybe it had belonged to a soldier. Maybe he’d had a family.
It started to rain.
There was a little raft-boat with a sail down near where the little waterway broke off.
But I didn’t have a Korok Leaf!
I’d never really made room for one in my inventory, but seeing David play.... hhhh I kept seeing more and more reasons to pick one up now. I’ve never yet bothered with the boats I’ve seen but I want to now....!
I felled a tree near the old homestead but got nothing but wood. Go figure.
Well, I couldn’t see anything down the short little waterway, and so moved on. The mountains crumbled away, the land leveled out, and became a smooth sweep off the wetlands.
I think this was where I ran into those mounted bokoblins.
I felt a little bad for their horses.... because you see, in my long searching trek through all the islets and the ruins therein, I’d run into a few more of those skipping lightning-ghost things. They could be tricky customers but I’d taken care of them, and stolen their Lightning Rod weapons. And it was one of these weapons I used to stop the charging bokoblin riders.
The peachy, skewbald steed I hit first seized up, neighing high and loud, and the bokoblin fell off and we had it out on the ground. I brought down the one on the brown horse in roughly the same manner. And then....
Well I got on the peachy one, and he bucked for a bit before calming down, but.... mm, the brown was closer to being a one-color horse, and so I got on that one instead.
He bucked too, but I soothed him and saw—this one had three speed-bursts at a gallop.
Brown only had two.
Well that could be useful....
I let this new horse carry me for a bit. His body was all brown, mane and tail black, with four black socks and a white muzzle. I don’t suppose he was anything fancy, but he was just dandy fine for moving across this flatter part of the land.
I left him at the shore at times, to go in and scout out more islets, or to kill lizalfos or bokoblins. And when I’d come back to him he’d wander a bit before I got on.... but he was a good, patient horse. Even when the lashing rain came back.
I rode the horse the rest of the way around the marshes and the surrounding areas. I even came across Tye and S.... Ssss—uh, Saaalisa? Salisa? I came across Tye and his sweetheart again. And killed their bokoblin assailants once more. I rode and searched and searched and rode until I came all the way back to the Moor Garrison Ruins, near where I’d first met Ledo.
I’d circled the entire marsh, and not seen one lick of the missing Mei.... I had even cleaned out every bokoblin nest I had come to and searched among all the buildings. I’d combed through the ruins, I’d left no stone unturned, no box unexploded.
I had not gone up the long waterway toward the Eastern Reservoir; I’d thought to save that for last as it was so extensive. But....
There was no sign of Mei.
Maybe she really was further down the river.
And this horse....
This chuffing, wandering horse was starting to grow on me just a little bit.
I decided to take him up to the Woodland Stable and have him registered.
I rode him into the marsh; it was quite shallow. But.... huh, to get him across to the north bank....
I consulted my map. The water was pretty deep on the north side of the big island. I might.... dear me, I might have to ride him through the boardwalks—
But then I remembered! Thims Bridge! Northward along the river! I could cross him over there.
And so I took the new horse along the other bank now with me, still keeping an eye out for the missing Mei. We had a nasty run-in with another bokoblin camp—the horse got stuck over a rock on the ground as they closed in around us—I did the best I could with a sword until they knocked me clean off. The horse made a break for it, but I could only turn my attention to the bokoblins and pray he didn’t run too far....
Turned out he didn’t. Also turned out the camp was full of high explosives, and I felt quite lucky none of them went off or was employed during the scuffle.
I bombed them just to clear the area, scooped up the spoils, and the horse and I moved on.
He moved at a nice clip, and the ever lurking Piano picked up on the change of movement and plinked happily along around us, sounding like raindrops in the sunshine. At such a pace it was only a short time before we came to Thims Bridge. But just before we did.... I heard a sound I hadn’t heard before. I slowed the horse, the Piano shied and flitted away, and I scanned the sunlit slope to my left, but could only see a couple of foxes.
And there it was again. High, soft.... kind of whistling.... it sounded like.... howling....
But no I was sure those were foxes. And as I came nearer, there I could see the red of their coats. And they scampered away at my approach.
Were there....
Are there wolves in Hyrule?

(I ain’t gonna lie; I seen a few fanarts with ‘em.)

Horsey and I crossed the bridge, and from there it was just a short trot back to the stable. I spoke to the man at the window, and registered my new steed.
I called him.... Thrice. Once for his three-fold endurance, and once for what I imagined must have been his third life—a life before bokoblins, a life with bokoblins.... and now hopefully third time’s the charmed life with Link.
I’ll take good care of him.

Besides, the name Mudfoot for his black socks seemed too sloggish and slow.

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

The Fool Remiss


Waking of Saturday, March 25, 2017 ~ 3


Just after the wetlands, I wandered into a dry flat stretch, and the sun was going down. A little pillar of smoke rose on the far side of a prominent hill before me.
Friend?
Or foe?
....I went to investigate.
And who should I see on the other side, but two struggling travelers having it out with a couple of black bokoblins. Huh. Well.
The man stood near the fire—well, footed it back and forth, really, as he bandied blades with his opponents. He looked quite dashing actually, landing a blow with his sword here and there and sending his assailants flying.
The woman meanwhile had fled a short distance toward where I was coming from and was now looking on helplessly.
I approached and studied her as she shrieked in terror, in desperation—she had large, quiet eyes and a wide, roundish nose on her face.
“She looks like one of ‘em,” David said.
I inwardly concurred. Just look at her stupid pouty lips....
The man was holding his own fairly well for a while—I was impressed. But eventually the bokoblins bested him. He went down and they walloped away on his prone form while the stars circled his head.
I supposed this was as good a time as any for me to step in.
I honestly can’t remember how I dispatched the bokoblins. Did I draw them away and beat them up? Or just snipe them both in the face? Maybe both—arrows are pretty good attention-getters....
Once the bokoblins were dead, the man came round to his senses and the woman came back to his side, and they both drew in close to their fire, near which a little half-tent had been erected, and an unlit wok sat waiting. Huh....
Still I said nothing, but only watched them. And as the woman came and collapsed beneath the shelter, looked to the man and said “Oh my sweet Tye!”—

I was the world’s most amazing idiot.

The man had a name. The woman had a name.
They were not Yiga Clansmen.

Some Hero.

I spoke with this Tye. What were the two of them doing, roaming around in the wilds all alone?
He said something about looking for a living Silent Princess—a specimen of flower. I’d seen them before. I even had some on me (but they wouldn’t regard my samples).
And something else about the two of them being betrothed to be married.
!
Oh. I knew of someone they just had to meet.
???
But oh dear.... How in the world could I get them all the way to Zora’s Domain along such a dangerous road?
Huh.
Well time enough to burn that bridge when we come to it after I sort out their flower business.
But first....
I really just wanted to get to that Shrine....