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Friday, May 12, 2023

CALAMITY

Evening of Wednesday, June 19, 2019 (comprised of many raw note editings from May 1 through May 10, 2023 that I really hope sound consistent because I left it alone for too long) ~ 3


CALAMITY


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The Demon lay on the floor, its figure still, but its form yet crawlingMalice writhing beneath the surface, across the surface, still obscuring the monster in a pall of unknowableness among its folded, gangling legs bent everywhere—

But it stirred again.

Leg and arm and limb and joint moved, shuffling as the heaving mass hauled and pulled to raise itself—tromp, tromp.... tromp-tromp, tromp.... the varied ends of its nightmare legs squelched against the floor. Dark blood or some perversion thereof came spurting from every surface at the strain, spattering the ground—Shkang!—one Guardian leg clamped against the ground. A literal Guardian’s leg. This dark amalgamation of terrors....

It burbled a sonorous, crocodilian rumbling as it pulled to face me.

The giant flaming sword arm, no longer roaring, heaved up and pounded mightily down as the Demon dragged, shaking the floor.

Its eyes still clutched my throat to strangle the life from me.

The smaller left arm stepped once more and then buckled—the shoulder collapsed—something ruptured and a torrent of black-magenta liquid shot out—from the neck, from the belly, the hindquarter, the other side, again and again, more and more—the Demon screamed, rearing as dark, splattering pools formed viscous and foul over the stones beneath its wilting body—

It didn’t stop—more kept coming.... and more kept coming.... spurting.... SPURTING....

The Demon’s head rolled in a moment of silent, open-mouthed agony, like a dying man’s, and its terrible eyes, like fiery glowing holes, looked on me again.... One of them was fixed wider than the other....

And then the screaming came again, as the monster lurched more viciously than before, pulling the stones beneath it with ungodly strength as its liquid muscles glowed hot and red in its rage. Pounding, pounding, dragging, pulling, screaming, reaching—

The jaws of Hell gaped in its face as it came toward me.

And then came the light.

It was not a goodly light.

It erupted purple-white from within the Demon’s body, spearing out in a piercing shaft—and then another—and then another. At each new beam the Demon’s screams seemed to redouble, layering up upon themselves. A cacophonous teakettle chorus of pain, and rage, and hatred—

Until at last its body could no longer maintain its corporeal form, and all was blasted out, ripped apart from within, by that glowing hot, purple-white sphere like a firebomb....

The dark wind of a boundless evil rolled over me like a gale, rushing out from the center in a wrack of malevolent black flame. I cast up my forearms and lowered my brow, planting my feet against the storm. So much of it.... so much bigger than even that foul, indiscernible thing I had just killed.... I bowed my head lower....

When the rupturing Malice-storm had finally blown itself out, the dark-glistening clouds of it gathered up into the center of the enormous chamber once more.

The beast had no form.... yet it was no less present.... somehow roaring in gurgling fury even now....

The dark cloud swirled menacingly for only a moment more.... and then began to float back up—to ascend back up the central shaft, moving with purpose, another roar guttering in its unmade throat like a dragon....

It was leaving me behind—I had a bad feeling about this.

The Calamity was leaving; everything was leaving—even the Soundtrack had gone. The room stood stock-still and empty. The glik-glik-glik of my boots and the rattle of my gear rang in the hollow space as I jogged a few steps after the departing nightmare.

How do I get out of here?

But even as I stood, gazing upward—that flickering, that glittering—

The Powers of Light and Goodness had not left me bereft. Just as in the times after I had reclaimed a Divine Beast, that delicately twinkling golden light began to gather around my person like living stars, humming like summer crickets and tiny cymbals....

It enveloped me all at once with a high clarion ringing, and bore me up and away as the world whited out....


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Hyrule Field.

That’s where this was.

Flat, and open, and grassy, and I could see the Castle and those pillars in the distance, blackened to near silhouettes in the golden sun’s glare.

....

No, but was it even called Hyrule Field, here, now?

These Central Plains....


The breezing grass and the lightly scudded sky mirrored fire at one another, as the flickering light descended like a flower petal and deposited me in the field with a flash, soft, and unassuming, ringing like a kiss from the Goddess.

A horse.

A horse was here with me, too. Saddled. Its figure likewise lost in the glow of the molten sky. Brown? It looked liked Brown. But.... Brown was safe in a stable....

The horse from my memories, resurrected?

....

They did look very similar to one another, to be honest. I wondered....


The wind hissed among the grass.

No.... Not the wind....

Streaming tails of Malice coursed through the sky like tadpoles distorted by rippling water. Sickly fireworks, with heads of bright magenta, trailing ribbons of dark fumes behind them.

They slithered over my head, behind me—

Hissing....


“...” Something muffled.


I turned—and saw darkness—


Ganon...”


The horse turned too—

—It was black, it was swirling, it was a mountain, darkly flaming, writhing and turning as it had done about the castle for a hundred years.... only so much thicker.... Shot with magenta, and fed by a thousand trailing vestiges of Evil as the Demon’s scattered Malice gathered for one final time....


“Ganon...”


It was Zelda’s voice.


“Ganon was born out of a dark past.”


Shapes. Shapes moved in the dimness of the cloud. Solid again. Something big....

What.... rolling mountain of evil-made-flesh was this? I didn’t understand.


“He is a pure embodiment of the ancient evil that is reborn time and time again...”


And anotherSHAPE?

!!

THAT one I understood—that was a hoof.

It burst from the cloud and swung ponderously downward. A sound like cracking trees and tearing rocks snapped through the air as the cloven mountain of Malice came to a sudden and violent stop, quaking the earth.

And another hoof.... It tore through the cloud with a shearing, the inverted mountain peaks of its dew claws dragging dark contrails through the air. Every new disturbance to the swirling miasma cast up a blood-red splash as the Demon churned within itself, birthing the new, unholy body.

Oh gosh he’s huge....


“He has given up on reincarnation and assumed his pure, enraged form.”


The head at last erupted from the storm.

Fire.

Crests of white fire.

Evil so concentrated it glowed a blinding burning—

The eye. Horns. Tusks. The mouth gaping like I had seen it do so long ago from the plateau when I was tiny and small and naked. Roaring fit to split its jaws apart and fill all the earth with its howling, its raging....

The ground disappeared in a haze before and beneath it, so towered the Demon over the plains below, the vestigial clouds of the evil that had fed its formation still whirling round it in a disc.

Oh my gosh he’s huge....


“If set free upon our world, the destruction will be unlike anything ever seen before.”


The hooves raised unnaturally high—

From where I stood by my horse, I watched—we watched—as the whole, mutated, broad-shouldered mountain of the Beast came slamming down from the final throes of its transformation. The forehooves landing bowshots apart. Casting up house-sized boulders that rocketed into the air—my horse reared and whinnied—

The Malicey clouds at last receded.

The Demon was whole once more.


And its eyes—its glowing, hollow eyes—set amid the animal patterns of the manes of fire cresting its face and flaring up along the proud hump of its back—

Its eyes.... were upon me.



Me. Alone in all the plain.



Me.... and my horse.



Hardly moving from his enormous, tusk-lowering stoop, the Calamity again sighed out the guttering roar of a thousand crocodile dragons—and a quivering, a shaking, racked along his thick, muscly nape, rippling among his shoulders and down through his neck and into the terrible place where his eyes lived—unmoving, unmoved, unwrinkled by any furrow of the brow—only the massive, man-splitting strain of that monumental trembling betraying the awful fury that no mortal could utter and live.


A new title gleamed into terrible focus on the screen:



Hatred and Malice Incarnate

DARK BEAST GANON



Even the title seemed tinged with blood....


The entirety of the Orchestra had risen up through just one earth-shattering sequence of that most ancient organ motif, before coming to hang with the dust in the air on a suspension of high strings that were bending with losing their minds.... watching.... waiting....

That dissonant, ascending organ line.

He was still serenading her.

Still serenading his captive.


But the Dreadful Dialogue pendulated back, as it always did and as it always had, and the Princess’ answering Lullaby came escorted by the Piano alone, standing against the world in a beautiful concerto beneath the rippling sky flowing like a river....


Something was there, like a second sun high above....

She addressed me still—


“I entrust you with the Bow of Light—a powerful weapon in the face of evil.”


And the holy relic descended from the washing pastel of the running clouds, glowing golden, beaming bright, the recurve of its length arcing like a sickle moon decked with gold-wrought tendrils.... sheening.... ringing....


“Link...”


I stood in the grass beside my horse.


“...you may not yet be at a point where you have fully recovered your power or all of your memories...”


Looking down from the easy gaze he had held on the Princess’ final gift, my horse.... looked to me now. Expectantly.

And I looked to him.

And mounted up.


And the Piano reached out with one hand and then the other, drawing in every piece of the Orchestra one by one, stronger and stronger as the Lullaby turned to a new melody.

The oldest new melody in this land....


“But courage need not be remembered...”


The Calamity stomped in the distance beneath the mighty cadence—


“For it is never forgotten.”



Oh my gosh I’m gonna cry.



The Bow finally came down to near ground level, some distance away.... and beyond it, the thunder and terror and roaring of a thousand crumbling mountains echoed from the Calamity’s last raging.

Only the Princess’ Light separated us now.


The cutscene released.


I charged.


Thankfully the pick-up was automatic as soon as we galloped into the Bow Of Light

And after one FINAL interruption from the You-Get-The-Thing fanfare—oh my, 32 damage times five; that was something—the freeze released us and we hoofed it into the grass.


Oh gosh....

Oh my gosh he’s huge.

He’s HUGE.

Oh gosh.


I took a shot.

But nothing happened.

Oh wrong bow, I was still holding the old one—

I switched out—


A winding, whistling, charging noise and light gathered about the Beast’s head like a collapsing star and then ERUPTED OUT OF ITS MOUTH IN A PIERCING BEAM. Great head bowed low he mowed the blast into the ground, melting the earth and evaporating the grass—and then raised his tremendous neck, arcing the beam along with it, carving a straight line into the ground and off to the horizon and up into the sky and beyond the clouds and high into the heavens—shooting—shooting—SHOOTING!—the earth flaming a raging magenta in the beam’s wake—


Oh my gosh!


“That energy covering Ganon’s body is called Malice. None of your attacks will get through as he now is...”


Good to know!


The Demon charged another blast to spew out upon the earth—was he seeking me out?—My horse and I galloped along his flank, away from his head....

Or was he only blindly blasting his rage wherever he could as it welled up within him?

....

Either way, I didn’t care to invite his attentions!

I spurred my horse onward in the general direction of the Beast’s hindquarters, carving a wide arc and a generous berth....


“I will hold the Malice back as much as I can, but my power is waning.”


Princess!


“Attack any glowing points that you see!”


The Piano bucked like a wild thing among the Orchestra—


“May you be victorious!” the Princess prayed.


I spurred my horse....

Glowing points? His face? His eyes?

But the Princess willed her targets into sight for me—enormous golden rings, overlaid by the sign of the holy Triforce, rang into being across the Demon’s side, glowing hot and shining....!


“Go!” she cried—


OH GANON TURNED—his feet—HIS FEET—!

One deadly fetlock shuffed out and knocked me and my horse to the ground—

He stepped on my horse!

He stepped on my horse!!

I never meant to get this close—

He was MADE—OF—MALICE.

We must not touch him!

I drew back on the Bow of Light—this....Arrow of Light!—and let fly—

The golden targets exploded, and though I could discern no change in the Demon’s ungodly evil hide, I could hear his thunderous roaring in response, and see the impossible writhing of his heaving, mountainous body—it hurt him—


“Ganon’s power is weakening!”


I whistled and my horse was there.

Such a faithful, faithful steed.

Two whipcracks. Came every time I whistled.

Mounting was easier and the horse would run straight away. A mechanic, I suspected, of the fight.... But he was tricky to steer, as the camera wanted to stay focused on Ganon—


“Quickly now!”


More targets—

I’m coming!


The PIANO.

The Piano had accompanied me on horseback before.

It had followed me through the gaiety of sunshine and dappled leaves. It had stalked me lost beneath the moonlight. It had run joyously at my side telling me the Old Stories of Zelda’s Lullaby and the Legend of the Hero—

But now—

Now in the Calamity’s shadow, my horse and I ran to the tune of This Hyrule’s oldest song:


5_ 1_ 8____ 7b_ 5____....

5_ 7b_ 1____ 5_ 2b_ 3b__ 4__

5_ 1_ 3b____ 2_ 5____....

5__ 7b_ 6___ 5____


This melody was ancient on a metaphysical level—already old and well known in teasers before the land had been born. And it strove against the Ascending Organ of the Dark One as the Malice-fires raged and the rain began to pour....


This was the Orchestra’s pronouncement for the Battle at the End of the World.


But the Piano....

Upon this framework....

....the Piano danced!

So vibrant, so vivacious, it leapt and spun and stomped and beat and CARED NOTHING for all of Ganon’s raging! It was there to chant. It moved in syncopated defiance of everything around it, Good, Evil, or otherwise. It wanted a piece of this brawl and it had taken it, and was now tearing it to pieces before the eyes and ears of all.

Always mere raindrops it had been before, whenever it ran alongside my horse—Now it was a hurricane!a torrential downpour splashing and crashing where it would and NONE could stop its rioting revelry!

My heart could have burst for that PIANO....!


As it burst for my horse!

Would he stop stepping on my horse!!


I had to shoot the thingies....!


Zelda’s voice telling me what to do.... I could sense it starting to deteriorate into the variations reserved for the retarded gamers because I was taking so long—


“Link, now!”


Hang on I’m still over here by his tail—

!

But then I remembered.... and didn’t want to miss another opportunity....

I took out my pictograph box!

Channeling a stupidly fond old memory from one Adam Hanny and his friend Shad Metcalf.... “Here’s a nice picture for ya!” I sneered with a nasty grin, and took a pictograph of Dark Beast Ganon’s butt.

I was a little preoccupied to do any better just now!


Shoot the thingies....


Some of the targets I had missed while being on one side of him, before passing round to the other side—he was just so big.... his flanks and shoulders heaving and twisting like a mountain....

The Princess’ urgings made me want to hurry.... Sometimes I passed underneath him to get back to where I had been.... oh gosh....

And once as I came out on his right side, A BLOOD MOON WAS RISING AND THE SKY WAS TURNING HELLISH RED.

The clouds, the storm, and now this....

The sky was boiling.


Princess Zelda conjured the final target for me—ON HIS BELLY.

Well, I’d been under a few times already....!

I rode in close again and took it out!


“Link! Look up there!” Zelda’s voice came again.


But I was wheeling around toward the tail again. I didn’t like being anywhere near the Beast’s face. His ripping Malice attacks raking across the landscape—


“That is the very core of Ganon’s being!”


Or some such words....


“Do what you must, Link!”


But I’m looking up and I don’t see anything....

Oh—

I could see now, more light—ohh gosh—from his head now, what?


....


. . . . . . .


. . . .


I gotta get up there.


....


I gotta get up there. Up to the front.

And the fastest way....

I turned my horse and rode straight up his tail, between his back legs, under his gross heaving belly and beneath his.... unexpectedly ripped chest.... toward the front.

“I DON’T LIKE BEING DOWN HERE,” I SAID TO MY MOM.

What the abs?

I guessed he wasn’t totally porcine.


My horse and I tore out from beneath his terrible jaws—the searing firebomb waiting to go off—

We got to the front and I could see now—a light.

A good light!

Golden and sheening, bursting from his head, from above his face, from his nape, out of his manes....

The sight of it hummed and shimmered—the Piano had seized upon a single oboe and was now romancing it about the field in an elegantly charged holding pattern—it wanted me to do something....


“Use his attacks to your advantage!” the Princess sang out.


His attacks....


His attacks....?


....


HIS ATTACKS?


She didn’t mean....?


The Light was so high up.... The Beast was too tall.... There was no reaching it....


Except....


Dark hatred and wickedness once again drew in from the deepest corners of every dark, unseen plane, and gathered within the Beast’s throat. He ejected it in a shuddering roar, gouging the land with yet another ugly scar—

And the earth burned.

Those dark magenta fires.


My Horse.... I must leave you.


I swung as close as I dared and leapt from my steed’s back and down onto the ground—the ground, the terrible ground.

I was small, I was alone, I was naked and vulnerable again, down on the boiling ground—running for all my little mouse-feet could give me—I had no mobility—

Almost.

The ground smoked and dripped those unholy Malice embers up into the noxified air—the fires....

I just needed to reach those.... poisonous.... stinging.... fires....

Magenta licked my legs as I pounded through the grass and into my deadly target—and leapt—

I deployed my paraglider, and the foul swelling breath of the evil flames swept me up into the airI rode the draft higher and higher—


“There!” Zelda shouted.


And I saw it.


I had been jumping from horseback to fire my arrows—the slowed time, it steadied my hands—

But now I arrowed in mid-flight, high above the ground and far away from anything—

For just one breath—


It was.... an eyeball.


Hah, and only now as I type it.... do I realize how.... Well, it shouldn’t be surprising I suppose.


It was a cacophony of eyeballs. One greater and more prominent in the midst of the rest. All erupting from beneath the thick, swirling hide, as though the neck had been sliced open lengthwise. Yellow. Bulbous. Bloodshot. Evil.

Even between the Calamity’s great flaming manes cresting high and blazing from its back, the Eyeball and its attendant cluster glowed blindingly bright with their own malevolence. So bright.... For something so evil....

But wait.... I had thought that that golden light I had seen....

....

Was Zelda in there?


“Now, Link!”


Now—


And my stamina commanded the same—I couldn’t hang on forever—and neither could she—


I let fly.



The Arrow of Light struck true.



And all the world was only a gushing and a rupturing as the Eyeball was pierced, as the Demon howled and the light exploded, filling up the sky—






 

Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Exhale

Waking of Monday, April 22, 2019 ~ 5


Exhale


I clung to the castle’s apex, beneath the blustery, unholy skies.

Talk about King Of The Mountain Syndrome.


....I should check and see whether I really can get onto one of those Guardians atop one of the Five Columns, I thought.

Fathomless tiers of glaring castle-land tapered dizzily in the doom-glow beneath my feet.

Oh my gosh.

But which column?

I got the memory.

Which column....

The one I knew had a Guardian?

Dad was here and the ensuing atmosphere was tight and hard. Didn’t want to move....

And I was getting hungry.

I had not eaten all day today.

I am on top of the tallest, tallest Castle Spire.

Where to go from here....

Hmm....

I considered the northern Pillar.

Noo, I already know it has one.

Then.... one of the ones toward the field. For I wanted to fly afterward. Guardian or no.

7:05 am.

The sun was rising.

I go.

After spending the night on this godforsaken spire....


I jumped at 8:45 am toward the southeastern Column, the one on the way to the eastern edge of Hyrule Field. Seemed the safest.

There was a Guardian up there.

I landed on its head. It seemed to be dead.

The air was so much clearer down here. Am I.... Am I out of the Malice? I think I am.... No I’m still in it. Just down in the clearer air is all.

I could go anywhere from here.

I will.

But.... first.... remembering my clipping mishap through the northern Pillar.... I wondered if I could stand on this column.

Hop down from the Guardian....

I can.

....

Neat.

....

There wasn’t a lot of room or much to do.

....

....

I’m going to visit Benny.


....


Okay didn’t quite make it to Benny’s, but bent wide to the east to avoid the field Guardians. Killed the Hinox, got guts, sweet. Then to Benny’s.

Then the Stable was right there. Wetland Stable. Save Leekah, go to Stable. Blood Moon.

Hmmmmm....

Could go get Hinox guts again....


Think I’ll just sleep here at the Wetland Stable. It’s 1:00 in the morning, game time. Sleep until morning, yeah. I am half-dead.

Sleep. Get back hearts.

It’s raining in the morning.


****


Okay boot it up one more time before bed just to.... get my fix....

I watch all the memories I have in order. With Mom because she’s sweet.

And now.... things are beginning to make more sense to me, recalling it all in order.

We watched them all. Some of them I hadn’t even seen since the very first time I saw them. For I didn’t let myself go back very often, if ever. Even when I was first recording them.

Cinematics, viewed often, lose their charm after all.

But now seeing them all....

That was special.

....

But there is still that.... hole.... there, near the bottom of the list.

Between Despair and Hope.

What happened to me?

I feel like.... I might see Garill again soon.

I do like Garill.

I’ll find out.

Very soon.

Monday, August 31, 2020

Dark Ascent

Waking of Monday, April 22, 2019 ~ 4


I still stood on Zelda’s Bridge.
I was feeling pretty accomplished! and now didn’t quite know what to do with myself.

....

Well, I came here for the memory, and I got it.
But before I go, I want.... that. The highest tower.

....

I’m gonna go get it.
*
Okay, Revali’s Gale did not work from my position of clinging to the top of the spire—scrabbled to throw another A-press and paraglide anyway, from the spire atop Zelda’s Study to.... further in.
I couldn’t tell. Maybe I could, once, in another life. But at present I barely had a grasp of the castle’s interior, and a great deal of that was collapsing in ruin. The higher exterior was a Malice-tormented forest of spires, tiered cliffsides, battlements running from who knows to why not, and the mightiest of flying buttresses. For myself it was only a fretful, embered surreptition of climbing towers.... paragliding.... climbing towers again.... So much Malice.... the air so blustery.... and I always wondering whether a Guardian would target me at any moment....
The cross section of the roughly conical shape of the castle grounds was narrowing; I was definitely making progress. I paraglided again—Sanctum—the name of the new locale gleamed into terrible focus across my screen—“NO, I DON’T WANT THE SANCTUM!” I hollered as I sailed toward the fire-bright architecture glowing under the hellish sky. I was not ready for this.
I slammed into a wall and clung on for dear life and was afraid to touch the ground below me. Would it trigger something? Defying physics I demanded my way instead up over a horizontal battlement until I could stand again.
I did not want anywhere called a “Sanctum”.... Not now....
I kept climbing.
Oh my gosh I could see inside windows and places to go, a hole in the floor with a ladder leading down OH GOSH....
Oh, nope, nope, NOPE, NOPE! Nope, nope. Nope! NOPE! NOPE!
*
I got up on top of a tower with a busted top; the collapse was flat enough to stand on. I am so high up now. I could see the tops of those five columns.... Might even be able to paraglide to one of them, but.... NO, first....
>_<
Oh man....
Very close.... I was very close.... This seemed to be one of a handful of side towers encircling the uppermost central column of the castle’s architecture.
Okay help me, Revali....
And he did
OH!
GOT ON THE CENTRAL TOWER.
OKAY.
WOW.
OH MY GOHOHOSH, I COULD SEE THE WHOLE WORLD FROM HERE! So narrow, so open, so little to obstruct my views anymore.
All the Divine Beasts’ lasers were pointed right at me..... oh my gosh....
I kept climbing.... up the vertical stone, up the steep shingles.... It got cold, and on went one of my warming circlets.... Who built this spire? Did they freeze too?
“Vah Rudania.... Vah Naboris....” [waitthosetwoaren’tadjacent--] I named the distant, barely visible shapes as they passed under the orbit of my gaze, the ends of their lasers so MONUMENTALLY PRESENT. I kept climbing and looking and I looked up into the raging yellow-orange-fire sky and “WHAAAAT? WHAT IS THAT?
THERE IS A DARK BODY IN THE SKY. ROUND LIKE THE MOON. AN ECLIPSE? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
IT IS NEARLY MIDNIGHT. IS THAT THE BLOOD MOON?
OH MY GOSH.
“I GOTTA SEE IT.” I SAID LIKE IAN MALCOLM. I MEAN. UM. DAVID LEVINSON. JEFF GOLDBLUM.
IS EVERY NIGHT HERE A BLOOD MOON NIGHT?
MIDNIGHT STRIKES.
AND THEN THE DARK BODY TURNED WHITE AND SHRUNK BACK TO SIZE.
IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHY IS THE SKY STILL SO RAGING?
I KEEP CLIMBING. THE LAST SPIRE’S BASE SO TOWERING AND STRANGE, LIKE A STACK OF ALTERNATING GEARS.
WHO ERECTED THIS TOWER?
AND THEN.... I SEE FLOWING LEAVES AND HEAR THAT LIGHT WOODEN CLATTERING AS I NEAR THE TOP.
Found you.”
I knew it.
I reached the final, heaven-piercing end of the highest spire on the tallest tower, and saddled into a hanging, one-handed cling. My gosh.
I examined the glittering dapple of leaves and woodwindwater sounds—and it was a Korok. Of course. Even here. Just between the beams of Vah Rudania and Vah.... Ruta, I think.
Oh my gosh, I could see the whole world. Everything.
Heuhuhuh! And on my map in the Castle Map, my location-indicator.... that little yellow arrow that showed where I was.... I looked like a flag on a pole.
Oh gosh....
The castle’s billowing Orchestra still blustered all around me like this hellish, hellish sky! What was up with this sky? The everpresent cloud wrack was driven endlessly tormented in unholy flames above my head. Day or night, it was always the beautiful, terrible color of fiery doom, blown on forever by forces unnatural.
So swept the Orchestra. Still pounding, still ringing, still tipping between the Ascending Organ of the Dark One, and the Lullaby of She who held him at bay. The tension between them still tautened on a rusty crank meant for torture before I realized—there was yet another theme there as well. One older even than Zelda’s Lullaby.
Those five notes ascending, springing like a flame, tonic to dominant, root to fifth—in minor this time. Preceded by those two hits that came clomping down like boots with something to say.
1__5__________1_1-2-3-4-5__________!
The Hero’s Theme.
My Theme.
And that made Three.
Should it have come as any surprise?
It pronounced its presence with a percussive flare, and swelled heroically with the string section, as though to proclaim its intention of slicing the ties and bringing this battle to rest one way or the other. Until at the cadence the Castle’s own theme cycled back round to take up the song again.
Like it does.
Should it have come as any surprise? That here in the Heart of Hyrule, here at the Crux of the Age, under the eyes of the Goddesses.... there would be Three.
There would always be Three voices in this Dreadful Dialogue.

....

I’d thought about the logging of this part, and had wanted to say that it wasn’t a Dreadful Dialogue after all, but a Dreadful Trialogue; but then I looked up the Greek roots, and the “dia” of “dialogue” actually meant “through” instead of “two”, and I was vexed by the thwartation and couldn’t bring myself to justify the pun.

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

The Missing Moldugas


Evening of Wednesday, September 19, 2018


I opened my map and made ready to warp to the Misae Suma Shrine.... but I couldn’t.
Then I remembered. Pokki had been collapsed all over the pedestal. I hadn’t been able to activate the warp pad.
I’d have to get back there on my own power for now.
The shrine still showed up on my map, just yellow instead of blue. I guessed that was what visited but unactivated shrines looked like.
Well, Tera’s shrine seemed to be the next most convenient—not Tera’s, Hawa Koth! That was its name. I warped there, cleaned out all the Safflina, caught a sand seal and started out east.
Every great fairy I’d visited seemed to host a native abundance of.... something. For Cotera it was Blue Nightshade flowers and, very occasionally, fairies. Mija had.... I want to say some kind of root, like carrots. Kaysa.... I don’t remember what Kaysa had; her environ was so dry.... Even Malanya the Horse God had an abundance of butterflies of every kind. And Tera had safflina plants, in many varieties. Good ingredients for whipping up any number of different elixirs.
But I think the Silent Princess flower grew at every fairy fountain.

Now, augh, for SOME reason I forgot to jot this down in my original notes, but.... I think this might have been where it happened.... A likely time and place, anyway....
I couldn’t exactly beeline from the Hawa Koth Shrine at Tera’s to the Misae Suma Shrine where Pokki was stranded.... without passing straight through the Southern Oasis.
I think that this might have been when I decided to do just that.
Fye! Shoddy note-taking....
And I had killed the Arbiter’s Ground Molduga around the same time as well.
FYE!
I sand-sealed toward the great rock until I caught the music on the air, at which point I let the beast go and bade it Godspeed.
Taking my time, I softly circumnavigated the Molduga’s course, limiting my movements when it was near; this one ran a smaller circuit than that very first one I had encountered. In fact, that first one had run the largest circuit of any I had seen thus far. It certainly made each new encounter less daunting at any rate.
One by one I drew out the loitering Lizalfos to put them down before dealing with the main threat. And then.... I attracted the monster’s attention.
Just like at the Arbiter’s Ground, now, I could do this....
I was still short on Bomb Arrows. But.... Well, frankly I had been just a little bit inspired by a certain video I’d seen of someone leading a Guardian Stalker out into the desert to duke it out with a Molduga. That person had been all right handling the Molduga on the ground....
I could do it too.... I’d already done it!
I still tried to keep some distance from it, though, drawing it out of the sand with normal arrows or bombs. And when I’d stunned it, I moved in right up against its great blubbery bulk, and it was melee all the way—which turned out to be faster work than it had been with arrows....
When the Molduga recovered it would thrash and twist round in a huge circle, flicking me high into the air with its huge tail, before burrowing back down into the sand. It sent me cartwheeling head over heels and took some hearts off, but.... it was a licking I could take for the present. My paraglider always caught me.
It only really became complicated when the two of us, ringing round the oasis, chanced upon a Lizalfos I had missed.
It’s.... tricky, to beat back an harrassing Lizalfos when the ground beneath you both is heaving uncontrollably, and could explode at any moment.
But it would be a lie to say it didn’t feel epic.
Turning from my main target I put the Lialfos down in a fury to give me some peace!
Well, relative peace.
But after that it was just a few more meaty exchanges on the ground before the mighty Molduga keeled over and gave up the ghost.
I’d beaten it on the ground. In the sand. In its own element.
At last I could explore this Southern Oasis! Perhaps the top held some kind of shrine-puzzle? I climbed up in the light of the falling sun, checking for Koroks everywhere....
The top was fairly level, with a little oblong depression in the middle where water sprang. A few fruit-bearing palm trees stood about, and there were a few more useful plants.... There were also a few boxes, and an unlit wok. Who had been here before?
After looting a treasure chest I found buried in the dirt, I couldn’t find anything else to do, except.... just enjoy the quiet up here.
Surely there had to be a SHRINE or something? The place was too far out of the way!
But I only walked around, cooked a few meals, explored the placid top of the rock, and enjoyed the quiet.
Until the Blood Moon rose that very night and spawned another Molduga, along with that confounded cello ensemble which I liked VERY MUCH, but which had QUITE overstayed its welcome at this point.
I chucked Bombs at the brute until it was mostly dead, whereupon I sailed down and finally put it out of my misery.
Of course the Lizalfos were always up for another round of sword-tag....
No rest for the weary....

I wondered if I’d missed an opportunity before that Blood Moon. I wondered what might happen at the Southern Oasis.... if I first dispatched all the Moldugas....
I was definitely going to come back here later.

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

BLOODY UNWATCHED POT


Evening of Tuesday, September 4, 2018


The Hateno Tower gave me an excellent vantage point. Now I just had to wait. What phase of the moon was it again....?
There it was creeping over the horizon: waning gibous.
I warped back to the Deku Tree’s Navel and sat by the fire. Again. And again. And again.
David remarked that the Koroks must have thought me very weird. Just sitting there unmoving on my haunches for such a long time.
I counted sittings until the full moon night, whereupon I warped to the Muwo Jeem Shrine on the eastern edge of the map. I would definitely get the earliest possible notice looking out over the sea from here....
And up came the big full moon....
It was white. Not red.
Rats!
Okay! I thought to myself, here is what I will do then! I would just go about my business as usual, and then, as each night fell, I would just warp back here to the Muwo Jeem Shrine over the sea and check.
Oh but first I would need to test, yes.... How long would it take me to make it to Washa’s Bluff from the shrine by Tabantha Bridge? I warped there to try it....
The night-speed of the Stealth Suit would help. I touched down on the warp pad at 10:25 pm, and started running. I did not make time to correct the camera angle and so had a bit of a stumble getting off the little hill and down to the ground, but I got the general direction well enough!
Augh, and then I accidentally ran myself out of stamina—Link slumped into a slow, panting jog for a few moments while he recovered—but that was all right, this was only a test run after all. And I wouldn’t make that mistake during the actual Blood Moon....
I dashed and sprinted ahead, giving no satisfaction to the Keese and Stal-creatures hounding my footsteps.
I made it to the pedestal by Kass’ treeshroom—AND THE TERRIBLE ACCORDION RANG DOWN THROUGH MY TEMPLES—and it was five or ten minutes past midnight. I was late.
Hmmmm.... But I had only started at 10:25.... I would be able to see a Blood Moon come up over the sea before that time of night.
Moon usually rose about ten o’clock....
I could make it in an hour and forty minutes....
I could make it to Washa’s Bluff....
I would just go about my business in the meanwhile, yes....
Business as usual.


I was stark raving moon-mad crazy.


I visited Tera and suffered a clothes-alignment conniption inside my menus—I didn’t want to rearrange my closet. But I was short on most materials anyway.
And so I had the BRILLIANT idea to just go back to the beginning per Vizzini, go back to the plateau, and loot EVERYTHING, and take the old east road I had taken before—there were lots of minerals along the way, like between the Dueling Peaks....
Unfortunately the Great Plateau had nothing but a plethora of mushrooms. I killed the Talus anyway. And many Bokoblins. So many Bokoblins. What a killing spree.
When I realized and remembered that the Plateau yielded only the most basic of materials, I paraglided down and headed east through the old ruins anyway, cleaning out the Moblins as I went. I sniffed around every corner, looking everywhere, turning over treasure chest after treasure chest that I just couldn’t fit in my inventory.
I’d meant to explore this place more thoroughly later anyway. Huh, later”. When exactly was “later”? I’d thought of it back when I first left the plateau. But I’d had to find Impa then, and I hadn’t been strong enough.
I came upon a weapon stamp I had left on my map, for in case I was ever in desperate need of something strong. And at the indicated location, thrust into the earth at the center of a shallow rain-pool.... was a Rusty Halberd.
How little I used to be.
The ruins were a somber place. Inside some of them I could see where I was sure that.... beds.... used to stand. Such simple little dwellings. And I imagined the faithful, loyal guards who must have manned them.
Our poor country.
I continued searching, chasing out a Korok at the top of a weathered flagpole—my gosh there were so many such towers in the fieldhow many of them hid Koroks? And there turned out to be more Moblins than I had realized between the Plateau and Proxim Bridge as well. Big Yiga Clansmen came out to play sometimes. I killed them too.
Then suddenly I looked up AND THE MOON WAS RED. I GASPED.
IT WASN’T EVEN A FULL MOON NIGHT. WHAT THE HECK, GAME?
CURSE YOU NINTENDOOOOO!
I looked at the clock. Oh wicked fate! It was 10:25. The same as last time. The time I hadn’t made it.
I went to my map—no.... I paused first. I put on clothes for night-speed. Yes. Then to the map. And I warped to the Tabantha Bridge Stable.
This was it....
I had a better time getting off the little hill, hugging tight to the mountainside in my paraglide and jog until I could round the bend enough to make a beeline. I won’t make the stamina mistake, I won’t make the stamina mistake, I won’t make the stamina mistake I MADE THE STAMINA MISTAKE. D8
Link recovered, I was running, I was beelining, hoofing it, there were bad guys, I ran past them, there was no time, the ground began to smoke, the creepy music started, I could see the pedestal glowing far ahead of me, the sky was turning red, I was running, I was RUNNING—
The clock struck midnight.
I didn’t make it
Zelda’s voice warned.
Dang it....
The vision ended.
I ran still.
THE PEDESTAL STILL GLOWED.
I GOT ON.
TOOK ALL MY CLOTHES OFF.

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AND THERE WAS A SHRIIIIINE! 8D
THE MIJAH ROKEE SHRINE BURST OUT OF THE EARTH JUST THERE IN THE LITTLE DEPRESSION ON TOP OF WASHA’S BLUFF!
Mijah Rokee!
What did Mijah Rokee have in store for me! A blessing perhaps? Surely....



It was a Modest Test of Strength.


I put my clothes back on.

And when I came out, the sun was shining so low and warm and beautiful.
And the accordion was gone.

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It felt a little hollow.

Thursday, November 1, 2018

Campout with Kass


Evening of Sunday, August 12, 2018



The storm blew off shingles and knocked the tops off our bottle trees. I hoped Meesh was all right.... She hates stormy weather....
But I would see her safe and sound the next morning.

But tonight.... DANG IT I WAS GONNA GET THAT SHRINE ON WASHA’S BLUFF.
I PARAGLIDED from Satori Mountain down to Kass’s place. I was getting better at covering more distance! I no longer feared missing the treeshroom’s platform—I could land well beyond its lip.
Once there, I camped.
....
And camped.
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And CAMPED.
I lit fires. I spent flint. And when it rained I lit a fire beneath Kass’s wooden roof. Thing was fireproof, thank goodness. And I dropped something like four separate woodpiles before I found I could just relight spent campfires with a new piece of flint. And when my flint started running low, I switched to Fire Arrows....
And still Kass played his accordion.
For days he played his accordion.
I skipped around the platform to the endless waltz.

I was going koo-koo for cocoa puffs.

DANG IT WHERE WAS THE BLOOD MOON?
I could speak with Kass to quiet him, and then stand beside him after our conversation was over. He would look at me. And I would look at him. Or at Satori Mountain. Or at the sky. Or at the strange lands beyond Tabantha Bridge. But I couldn’t move away and leave him alone or he’d start playing the song again. It got.... kind of.... maddening....
I wondered who would win between he and Guru-Guru the organ-grinder.
Hmmmm....

Kass: V --- | i --- | VII --- | III --- | N6(???) - V7 - | i --- | i64 - V - | i ---
Guru-Guru: i --- | i --- | VI - III - | VI - V - | i --- | i --- | VI - V - | i ---

....Hhhhuh.

Is that even a Neapolitan sixth? Dang I don’t remember my music theory....
Well I guess Kass gets points for more sophisticated modulations.... but I think Guru-Guru’s strong half-cadence definitely makes for a more pleasing and attractive structure.

These are the things you think about when you campout with Kass for days.

The moons came in cycles of eight phases: waxing crescent, half, waxing gibous, full, waning gibous, half, waning crescent, new. I would light my fires eight at a time in rapid succession and sit through the days on Kass’ treeshroom before stopping to stretch my legs and watch for the rising of the moon.... And if the full moon were normal and white, I would warp through eight more night-fires to try it again....
Link doesn’t fall asleep when he is crouching. But I think he shakes a bug or something from his hand....
I had a sneaking suspicion that Blood Moons only manifested on full moons, and so between the fulls of one cycle I took a brief break to try for the Prison Korok again. But the statues’ bowls were just empty. And they wouldn’t take apples then, either. Ugh....
But at least I was free of the accordion for a spell.
I wandered nearer to the castle.
It had a music.... a Piano. I didn’t really get to hear much of what it did; there were other things going on the house. But it just felt.... malcontent.
I don’t know why, but I dared not pass the boundary set by the five Great Stones. Glowing pulsing pink in their sealing Sheikah designs. It felt.... like it would be wrong. Or like it bore the same taint that kept me from ever interacting with that SATAN statue again....
I was very near to one of them.
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I didn’t want to touch it.

I inspected long-abandoned guard towers along crumbling parapets. Some of them had treasure chests inside. One of them was haunted by a Korok.
Skipping past a Guardian Flyer I scuttled up onto a large rock and stood in the bright, placid day.
I calmly observed the Guardian Stalker in the inner town. It was too far away to react to my presence. Just barely, I think.
A big, bubbly pool of Malice oozed and gurgled below the ledge where I stood. It was piled thick in all directions. I regarded the Guardian again....
If I fell in I would be.... in horrible trouble.
Off to my right was a pool of clear water. There were ducks. And fish. Even here.

I was tempted. To go into the castle. For long, dreadful moments I was tempted. But....
No.
No.

I returned to Satori Mountain and paraglided back to Kass’s home.... and that bloody accordion.
I kept camping.
But I didn’t want to strain my bows or burn through my Fire Arrows to keep lighting campfires.
So I pulled out one of my Meteor Rods.
The fireballs bounced everywhere.
One of them might have accidentally hit my host on the back of the head—I saw his shoulders tighten from behind.
Sorry, buddy.

WHERE THE FRICK WAS THE BLOODY BLOOD MOON??

There had to be a better way to do this—there was a better way to do this—I tried a cycle at Pepp’s, in the Deku Tree’s Navel. I just sat by the fire there, too—it was already made; no flint and tinder off my nose—passing night after night until the full moon night came round again, whereupon I sailed back to Kass’ place and waited for the wheeling of the sky....
But there was no Blood Moon.

ಠ_ಠ

It’s like the game knows.


Dastardly....

I went back to the Deku Tree’s Navel and slept until the morning.