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Thursday, September 30, 2021

Shouldn't It Stand To Reason?

Friday, May 10, 2019 ~ 3


Shouldn’t It Stand To Reason?


Having cleaned out the Lockup, it was back to the tall chamber with the Moblin....

The Shaft.

It seemed to be directly below Princess Zelda’s Study and bedchamber.

Bracing beams supported the dark stonework for.... what must have been several stories overhead. Drainage came in from somewhere in a waterfall. A number of grates were set into the floor for this; the torrent sluiced in and gurgled away beneath them. One part of the stone wall stuck out like a barrel, all round—tubular more like, bound in by more beams and struts. I could just spy the Moblin on the other side of one of these supports. Malice glopped onto the walls and floor behind him....

But first.... there was a hidden bombable wall.... and that led to....

The West Passage?

I followed it into a rougher-cut tunnel; no bricks. There was a pool down here.... and.... moldy rotten Guardians lined up as if they were growing out of the walls, whatwhat? Augh, they were dead, thankfully, but.... Ugh. The sight was.... It was like those robots from Castle in the Sky, all growing, all moldering.... only.... What did it mean? Hadn’t the Guardians come from those five Pillars somehow? Or had they been buried like fossils in the soil? Is this where the Royal Family had unearthed some of them? Er, had had some of them unearthed....? And so close to the passages they walked.... How.... creepy....

I proceeded cautiously until, Oh, I saw as I got closer—the pool was a hot spring.

And there were three little pools before three little statues on the other side of it.

Hard boiled eggs bobbed in each pool except the middle one.

I dropped an egg into that one, and it boiled. The Korok appeared.

Hadn’t seen that trick before.

Noice.

I soothed myself in the spring. Seven or eight hearts back up to full. It was a welcome respite.

Continuing along the dark passage, I encountered some Keese, but.... nothing else.

A minecart track led its way out of the passage, but.... there was no minecart.

I guessed this was as far as I could go.

Okay then.... back to the Shaft....

I turned to start back, but—

NO. I was probably not going to come this way again. Just go! I told myself. The rest of the passage didn’t extend that far, judging by the map....

I climbed outside! With nothing else for it I crawled along the bare bleak stone beside the anchored minecart track until I got into the other tunnel. More Keese. Frost Pebblits? Easy enough....

I walked a little further to what seemed to finally be the end of the passage.... and.... Okay, it was just another outside entrance guarded by a Flyer.

Due diligence done, it was time to go back.

I took the Goron Minecart this time. Heh, hadn’t done that in a while.... and had never dared do it in the Castle! But, as I’d already cleaned out the passageway.... why not!

I had seen these tracks from far away across the moat before. Many times. How they arced around the great bald patches of stone surrounding the castle’s lower foundations. I could never see myself actually riding them, but now.... I wondered what it looked like from afar....

Back to the Shaft.

I killed the Moblin, and was able to have a proper look around the tall, tall space.... There was so much Malice in the way, how was I supposed to—

Ah, I see. The drainage waterfall was clear. I cast Cryonis on it a few times to make my own stairs up until I could reach that ladder.... And the ladder went up.... And where did this little passage lead?

But I stopped. What was this place? It looked like a little study or something. No. A little table more for like reception or something like it. Book-keeping of some kind. Recording. A little bookshelf.... once-ornate hangings like those in the Guards’ Chamber....

What or who passed through here? Market-goods on their way to the royal kitchen? Smithed wares for the soldiers? Visitors’ registry? A cleaning service? There was no way to know.

Something was lurking on the other side of an explodable wall. Something with 288 hit points. What could it be....?

The noises it issued made it out to be a lizard.

I killed it.

Oh, the Master Sword was running low on energy.

....

What about that shield?

What about the shield?

I wondered....

....

It was only a little alcove where the Lizalfos had been hiding; not really anywhere else to go. Okay what was that lizard guarding.... what was this.... treasure chest....

Oagh!

It’s a Shard of Dinraal’s Fang!

What in the heck! These are amazing! Will I find more? I DON’T KNOW! 8D

Onward!

I sniffed around and zeroed in on the only thing left I could find to mess with in the little record-keeping room.... a switch.

I flicked it.

WHAT! It activated an updraft back out in the Shaft!

I went and took it.... and oh it took me up high.... Twice as high as that first little record-keeping room.... to yet another room above, near the top. One passage from this new room led away outside, and another looked like it connected back to that corridor off which the giant circular staircase stemmed!

I checked the outside first.... and found that I could access a stairway that went back up toward the Outer Track—the area below Princes Zelda’s study and bedchamber.

I’d been around there already though.... Back inside. I would go back through the inner corridors.

There were horns and globs of Malice everywhere....

NO. Wait....

There was another passage, up near Zelda’s Chamber, that I could see on my map. An inside-corridor not connected with anything else, only accessible from the outside, right there. I’d go get that first.

And I did, and....

Oh, it was Princess Zelda’s room. Two layers. I forgot.

All right....

Back down then, to the Outer Track. I followed it clockwise, bending round to the north side of the castle.

-

Blast these log-notes.... blast my procrastination in finessing them.... Look I’ve been chasing the following paragraph all over and around the document for MONTHS because I could not remember when I first encountered its described architecture. What Castle-visit it had been.... Actually I think I had been going counter-clockwise at the time....

“I scooted around the bulky obstruction to continue, and there was a strange, sheltering overhang, pillared about the road from the living stone, familiar from a dizzy dream I had had before.... But I could only go so far before there were Guardians again, didn’t want to go that way....”

Yes it . . . . must have been an earlier visit.... with how I reacted to the Guardians.... drat.

Rest in peace here on page 600, Dizzy-Dream Pillar Paragraph.

-

Now I passed through the sheltering stone pillars going the other way, rounding the gentle bend to the right, until I came to a Guardian embedded high up in a bleachy hill of rockfall and rubble on the right side of the road, spilling from some higher level of the castle grounds.

I killed it where it stuck out from the rocks at an odd angle; its Ancient bits and spoils came tumbling down, scattering over the landslide.

Across the road from where the Guardian had been—or what remained of the road beneath the rubble—I could see a dark passageway leading into a small hill. A brief consultation of my map let me know that this was one of the passageways into the Library.

! Then that Guardian.... It must have been the one I had seen back when I had come up out of the Library for the first time. The one that had frightened me back inside.

I’d stood my ground well enough this time.

Yes the “bulky obstruction” must have been that landslide outside the Library.... must’ve been heading counter-clockwise....

With the Guardian dead I was free to explore a bit further now. The mound housing the entrance to the Library was straight-sided, and tiered, with a little copse of dead pine trees at its humble crown. It must have been lovely once.

Up on top of the hill over the Library entrance was another chest....

Naydra’s Scale. Very nice.

I looked back. From this vantage point I had a better view of the rubbleslide; it really was massive and it covered the outer track. But.... above....

I wondered if I could scale that cliff. The one the Dizzy Pillars were carved from; the one with the sheltering overhang. It seemed to go right up to the back of the Sanctum. The back of the Castle. The back of the Sanctum....

On went my Climber’s Gear, and though it came to a close call with my stamina, I found that I could. Scale the cliff.

The air turned blustery with Malice.

Globs of Malice everywhere so thick....

This was the uppermost Earth. Everything above here was man-laid brick and stone.

Is there.... Is there....

It would stand to reason....

There must be a Shrine somewhere....

I peeked a little bit into the architecture.

Sanctum flashed on the screen....

I saw a large empty space.... looked like a boss room....

NOPE! NOpe. Nope noep noep I ran back out of there.... climbed around a bit, looked around...  [[Do you see how nervous I was? Never mind the spelling errors—I forgot to add the wonted fourth dot in my ellipsis!]]

But....

I wondered....

I.... WONDERED....

A big, flat empty space....


I....


....


Wondered.


Climbing again, on up into the brickwork, and I came upon.... What?

That little round crosscut of a tree-trunk, with a leaf-shaped pointer on it.

A Korok Race.

Even here.

I stepped on it. It targeted a nearby spire of the upper Castle architecture.

“You’re joking!” I hollered.

But I did it. Running off the edge and sailing over the sky.

“Bloody Koroks!”

Got him.

Okay this is really frightening, I thought. Couldn’t the Guardians see me from here? I felt so exposed on the spire top out in the open. But nothing targeted me.

I could go back down.... maybe....

The front door to the Castle Very Proper was just below me if I dropped.

But.... NO. I was NOT doing that yet. I was going back around to the back!

I paraglided back onto the level I’d been on, climbed around on the brickwork a bit more.... and....

This.

A window into the architecture.

This might have been the selfsame window I saw before. The one with a ladder inside it, leading down into a hole in the floor.

I crept inside.

No cinematics started; nothing jumped out at me.

I took the ladder down.

This was uncomfortably too far inside.... quieter, closer, and full of that unsettlement of when you’re out of the wind and in the den of the beast....

But when I reached the bottom of the ladder, there was too much Malice blocking the way further inward. But two other passageways stood open to the air on either side; I could walk instead around the encompassing ledgewalk. The cross-section of the castle was so narrow now.... It seemed there were three similar ladderways just like this one, inside similar buttress-like towers, leading back up.

This wasn’t a walkway I had been on before.... I could glance in windows here....

THERE IS SOMETHING IN THERE.

OH GOSH.

WHY.

Tentacleswhat?

I GET BACK DOWN TO THAT FLAT SPOT!

OKAY I’M BACK WHERE I STARTED WHEN I’D SCALED THIS BLOODY CLIFF.

“NOOOO I DON’T WANNA DO IT!” I hollered to no one.

I’ll.... I’LL SAVE IT FIRST. OH GOSH.

I crept closer to a broad opening to the inside.

NO THERE IS A BIG EYEBALL UP THERE OH GOSH

WHERE IS THE LAST SHRINE?

WHERE IS IT?

IS IT IN HERE?

THIS CAN’T BE RIGHT THERE FEELS LIKE TOO MUCH DANGER.

I CAN’T EVEN GRAMMAR ANYMORE.

DEVIANTART THUMBNAILS.

I felt more comfortable perusing the art because I’d gotten past most of the spoilers, but

HOW DO I KNOW?

OH GOSH WHAT IS IN THAT ROOM?

I DON’T WANNA DO IT.

I’M JUST LOOKING FOR A SHRINE.

IS IT IN HERE?


SHOULDN’T IT STAND TO REASON?


SHOULDN’T


IT


STAND


TO


REASON?


ASDFGHJKL;


Two more steps.

....

Black out.

....

That’s not a shrine.

....

Things.... started.... happening.....


NOPE! C8

I’M CHECKIN’ OUT OF THIS GAME.

WIIU MENU PLEASE!

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Castle Goods, COD


Waking of Saturday, March 23, 2019 ~ 2


I looked back at the castle. The current had carried me far to the west. When—
What? There were.... more Luminous stones? There on the more western side of the castle’s back. I could see them glowing in a little clump.
Did that mean another entrance? Another secret passage?
And what was that hole in the wall over there? Was that real? Or a trick of the polygons? For the polygons had tricked me before, over great, unresolved distances....
I considered the distant gleaming, but.... I had just been INSIDE THE CASTLE.
I had just escaped being inside the castle.
Never mind. I was hungry and my body was tired or it should have been.
I would go to Woodland Stable.
....
No, first.... I pulled up my Sheikah Slate, scoped in on the questionable spot, and tested placing a beacon through it.
The ascending light shaft broke through one of the great stone shelves of the castle’s island.
That was a hole in the wall....
What could it be....?
....
Later.
I hoofed it to Woodland and spoke to Kish, asking him to gimme Memory. It seemed appropriate.
Rode Memory to Riverside Stable, just going by sight mostly. Didn’t even stop for the Korok at Thims Bridge. I did stop for Leekah, though. Like I do.... That poor girl....
I got to Riverside eventually, and boarded Memory with Ember. Good lookin’ guy.
Gotter and Parcy were here, but.... it was raining. I couldn’t cook the royal recipes for Gotter. But I could still visit with Parcy in the Stable.
I showed her the Royal Guard’s Sword.
She was amazed.
So amazed in fact that she gave me 300 rupees for the privilege.
Well that was right dandy!
Then she asked if I’d be willing to trade it for a sapphire.
Dude. Do you know where I went to get this?
I declined.
It was late. I decided I may as well sleep off the rain. I could cook in the morning. Hopefully the wok would be lit....
Ember gave me a bed and I had Blood Moon dreams....

Woke up.
Wok’s not lit.
It wasn’t even raining.
I didn’t have time for this.
I SHOT A FIRE ARROW AT IT.
This startled Gotter, who was standing hard by.
I made a fruitcake. Wheat, sugar, one Wildberry and one Hearty Durian.
(It seemed to be a super-food, as indicated by the extra music and Link’s salivatory anticipation animation.)
Hhhh, and I’d only had two wheats.
That’s okay.
I gave it to Gotter.
“Fruit cake said to have been eaten by the Princess of Hyrule! How can I describe this experience?” he mused as he tried it. “A refreshing aroma reminiscent of galloping across these majestic planes on horseback...”
SSSSSIIIIICCCCC. Planes. Lol.
“No, that undersells the dish’s complexity,” he went on, “It fills me with that heart-thumping intensity that seizes your very soul when you’re spotted by a Guardian!”
Oh gosh I hoped not.
“A truly elegant dish! I never thought I would taste something quite so thrilling.”
And then he told me he must express his gratitude.... and he gave me 100 rupees.
Awesome.
Now for the Chancellor’s dish. Monster Cake—
Oh.... but the quest banner flashed across the screen and said Complete.
....
Maybe I’d make it anyway. Or another fruitcake. For me.
I talked to Gotter to see what he had to say.
“Recipes of the Hyrulean royal family... If there are more of them out there, I’d like to try them.”
Okay then!
One Monster Cake, comin’ up.
There went my last wheat, my second to last sugar, one of only a handfull of butter, and one of another handful of monster exract.
Monster cake!
Said to have been a favorite of the minster of Hyrule.
How had I guessed this recipe correctly when I made it on the first try for Hunnie?
“It tastes...beautiful... How can I put it into words?” said Gotter, “It’s like biting into a Chuchu...”
The heck?? XD XD
“No, no, that would be disgusting and dangerous. It stimulates the brain, much like being pummeled by a Hinox!”
Heh, I like this guy’s way with words. XD
“A truly elegant dish! I never thought I would taste something quite so thrilling,” he repeated, and gave me 100 rupees again.
Nice.
And when I spoke to him again....
“I think I’ll continue to practice my cooking on unsuspecting inn patrons like yourself.”
And that was all.
Heh, good luck, Gotter.
....
I’m going to Hateno to hang up these rare weapons.
Took out Knight.... rode, rode.... Man, rescuing people is a hassle. But I can’t not do it....
I finally get near Hateno, and.... fighting the dang silver Bokoblin what was attacking those sisters.... my weapon shattered.
WAIT.
WHAT.
....
Your Royal Guard’s Sword broke!?
NO. NOPE. It was still equipped after talking to Parcy. Nope. I am reloading.
Back to Riverside. Give Gotter the second dish over again.
Just warp to Hateno.
Do. And display all the Royal Guard’s Crap in the center of their respective walls. Bow, Sword, and Shield.
9:50 am. Sleep ‘til noon.
G’NIGHT EVERYBODY!

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Mon and Masks


Afternoon of Tuesday, September 19, 2017


I considered as I started up at Cotera’s spring once again.
I had over ten thousand rupees.
And I’d been meaning to get those sneaky pants sooner or later.
So I paraglided down into town, walked into the clothing shop, Enchanted—which was fortunately still open at this late hour—and for eighteen hundred rupees bought the Stealth (or whatever) top, leggings and mask. Wearing the latter had my hair up in a man-bun with picks through it. Heh. I’d wondered whether the wig on the mannequin was just a wig or....
I guess what you see is what you get.
I stepped back out into the night. It’d been a while since I’d walked around Kakariko Village. Which was that road that led back to the shrine and the fairy fountain? (For that matter, who cares about roads when you’re paragliding everywhere anyway?) I’d need to have Cotera do up my new clothes....
But before I spied the shrine, I spied something else, something lit up against the dark sky, high on one of the hills overlooking the village.... somewhat colorful....
I scoped in.
It was Kilton’s balloon, I was sure of it.
I climbed up and sure enough, it was him.
His monster shop was open for business.
The long and short of it was this: If I brought him monster parts, he would pay me in Mon
“What’s Mon?” I asked.
“It’s a new currency I’m developing to destabilize the economy and bring down the establishment,” or SOMETHING was his answer! XD Oh I wished Daniel could’ve heard this! First IKEA, now Bitcoin, what would the game throw at me next!? XD
“Just kidding,” Kilton said after a second, “There is no establishment in Hyrule.”
Oh gosh this guy. XD
—And with the Mon I earned, I could buy monstery products from him.
He showcased a weapon called the Spring-Loaded Hammer, which allegedly would knock smaller enemies flying. But among his wares, I was most interested in a couple of masks he had for sale! A Bokoblin Mask, and a Moblin Mask.
I COULD USE THEM TO BLEND IN WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE EXEMPLIFICATORS. C8 What the—
!?
SERIOUSLY MS WORD THAT IS LEGIT A PIECE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE? I WAS GUESSING.
*cough*
....
Exemplificators....
Yes. Right then.
The masks looked incredibly homespun: fabrics of only similar colors held together by broad and obvious whipstitching over wavy seams, buttons for eyes—and not quite symmetrical at that! But their descriptions claimed they would give me the ability to walk undetected among my foes.
They were slightly expensive, considering the monster parts I would have to expend, and I didn’t like the thought of such a restricted legal tender, but this was too good to pass up. I quickly scraped up a selection of horns and talons and eyeballs and wings from my pockets, sold them for 99 Mon exactly, and then used that sum to buy the Bokoblin mask, the cheaper of the two.
I tried it on, and ran around and swiveled the camera to have a good look at myself—the floppy ears waggled with my movements, heh! But no sooner had I come to a standstill than all at once I hunched my posture right over, bent my knees, splayed my arms and did the Bokoblin Stance Dance! OH MY GOSH!! XD XD XD
I got so excited to try the other that I didn’t bother to calculate the exact sum of 199 Mon, but simply swapped out monster parts to Kilton (reserving no less than thirty of any given kind to myself) until I had enough and change!
And then on went the Moblin mask!
And I stood a hulking giant with powerful broad shoulders.
OH these were too good! XD
I passed on the Spring-Loaded Hammer and the Monster Extract, but went straight to Cotera after all that to do up what clothes I could. The masks, sadly but not surprisingly, could not be enhanced. But I had plenty of stealth-based ingredients to bring my Stealth Ensemble all the way up to level three in no time.
And get this—the set bonus that came with having enhanced Stealth clothes.... was faster movement at night. Haha! I felt like a Ninja! XD I could see the difference in my pace. I was so fast! 8D
But I took off the headpiece and redonned the Bokoblin’s pig head as I made my way out onto the Sahasra Slope. And I swear that mask made me emanate little snorting noises as I ran....
I knew there were mounted Bokoblins down here somewhere, and I found them.
And they found me. I could see the little question marks appear above their heads as they looked in my general direction. At first I took cover, but.... well, I was wearing the mask, wasn’t I? I had to be brave for my first field test!
I came back out from behind the bush, and there were the question marks again, filling, filling, filling with yellow....
Wait don’t they usually fill with red?
....
I didn’t think about it at the time.
But the first question mark filled all the way, popped into an alarming exclamation point....! And the Bokoblin kicked his horse and started walking it toward me.
He didn’t charge. He didn’t blow any warning horn.
He just walked.
And his friend came, too. A red one.
A black Bokoblin and a red Bokoblin, just walking their horses around me in a circle. Looking at me.
Did you know that red Bokoblins have blue eyes, but that black Bokoblins have red eyes?
I wonder what color blue Bokoblins’ eyes are.
“Don’t look at the screen don’t look at the screen!” I urged David as he stepped into the room. He rolled his eyes as I continued, “Wait wait wait.... I made a new friend....” I changed Link’s wardrobe to the Champion’s Tunic and Hylian Trousers, and switched to my scope to look at the black Bokoblin without having Link on the screen. “Okay you can look.”
David turned.
“See my new friend?” I grinned. The Bokoblin was still looking at me, and I followed him through the scope as he circled his horse.
“What’s on your head?” David asked.
“How did you—? Oh the reflection....”
He’d noticed something off as he faced away from the TV—and looked into the reflecting glass of a picture frame.
“What’s on your head?” he grinned, curious to see.
“Are you sure? Spoilers? Nothing?”
“Show me!” he laughed.
I came out of the scope, and was once again a stooping, crouching Bokoblin pig-man.
What?” David spat in incredulous hilarity.
“I’m a Bokoblin!” I said. :D
“How long have you had that?”
“About a day. In the game.”
And I told him about the Sneaky Suit, and its bonus of extra speed at night! I went into my menu to put on everything but the headpiece.
“How long have you had that?
“About a day. In the game—”
“Wait what’re those?” David gasped as I exited the pause menu.
“What’re what?” I knew perfectly well what.
“Those clothes? What were those?”
“Spoilers!”
“I don’t care.”
“Hnnnngg....”
“Let me see!”
I paused again
“What are these?” He pointed between my Moblin Mask and my Barbarian Helm.
“Well, that one turns me into a Moblin and that’s my Barbarian Helm.” But I could’ve sworn I saw him wearing something like it once.... “You don’t have that?” I asked.
“No.”
Hm, then it must have been unique to the Lomei Labyrinth.
Well, he’d find it sooner or later.
What the heeeck?” he croaked through a dumbfounded grin as I modeled the Moblin Mask within the menu. The big dumb tongue lolled around as I moved. XD
I put the Bokoblin mask back on before I unpaused, and we watched the Bokoblins continue to react to my presence as I wore it.
I stood. I walked. I ran.
I moved.
And wherever I went they followed me.
And then another test: I took out my sword, and killed the red Bokoblin in one swing. His horse ran off. And the black Bokoblin?
There were arrows. He fired off a few arrows. In my general direction. But they seemed somehow half-hearted. And after a while he stopped all together. Might’ve been because he lost sight of me when I dashed away over the hill.
He did manage to kill a goat, though. But I ran in and stole the meat before he could get it.
But he didn’t seem to care.
After all, I was just another Bokoblin.

....

These masks were the best things in the UNIVERSE. X-)