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Friday, May 12, 2023

Shrine Out Of Time 1.2 - One Day In Kakariko

Saturday, February 1, 2020 (comprised of semi-raw note editings from April 24 through April 28, 2023 that I really hope sound consistent because I left it alone for too long)


Shrine Out Of Time 1.2 - One Day In Kakariko


Hackeysack.

I was feeling like a hackeysack. That much I remember.

I felt like I was being kicked from boot, to boot, to boot, when all I wanted was to finally be allowed to grind my face into the pavement and die already.

I made a choice then. That much I remember, too.

I chose to not record.... whatever it was. No. whatever they were. For there were many things. I remember.

Me! The journaling fiend?

I remember deciding I did not want to tote along that kind of negativity with me.

There are holes in my journal and I’ve been only slightly infuriated with myself ever since. Is oblivion not worse than mere remembered evil?

....

Well, I succeeded in my goal; I really haven’t toted whatever it was along with me.

I’ve forgotten.

....

I hate forgetting.

....

What glimpses can I recall? I didn’t like any of the horizons I could see at my job.... Had my computer’s graphics processing unit malfunctioned by this time? Had Adobe yet subsequently revoked my CS6 license after I fixed it? The update had put me on the Catalina operating system—iTunes couldn’t play on Catalina. No more music; not even that cleansing escape. Not even that cleansing escape. When did the security doors go up? I couldn’t even see the birds out the window anymore, now they were so pixelated by the new screens. Too many doors, too many locks, no easy going outside anymore. The one brother who always came to me for such ready and available music theory help would not now help me in my time of deepest and most desperate need with simple sound balancing, at which he was just as much or more a swift expert—I was on a time limit. Was anything else of mine broken or ruined by my visiting family at that time? How many times had that happened?


This is making me really depressed. Not good for trying to get myself to write, to log, to flesh all the rest of these notes out quickly before Tears of the Kingdom comes out.

I am trying.

[ --- ], I am trying so hard.


It felt like my whole world was shrinking.

There must be more. I know there’s more. Ugh. Maybe I was right. Maybe I should just honor the choice I made before.... however infuriating I find the results now....


Not like me....

Not like me at all.... to banish information from the Record....


Where was I?

I was in Hell.

But I could use this crack in time right now.... for a little more Breath of the Wild....


There had been buzzkill. But no more.

Doing the thing bloody properly, now....


All right. It was right after five in the morning.

I was going to go see what Cado and Dorian were all up ons about....

“New clothes! Cute outfits!” Lasli shouted at me as I strode up the thoroughfare once more. But I was far too focused to pay her any mind. Let’s see....

“Who did this?” said Cado.

“I can’t believe this,” Dorian murmured in kind.

I approached them....

Cado?

“Link. We were standing guard the whole time, and yet this awful thing still happened. How could we have let someone sneak right past us?”

Dorian....

“Someone snuck in and stole Lady Paya’s most prized possession...”

Lady Paya, was it?

Dorian continued, “I’m sure Lady Paya would feel a little more at ease if she saw Master Link’s face.”

....I supposed she was of a good and noble stock after all.

I climbed up the steps to see....

Actually—

I was still dressed in my sneaky clothes.

....

.... Lemme change....

....

Okay, Champion’s Tunic and some Amber Earrings. And Hylian Trousers. Very good.

Now....

I walked into Impa’s house just after 5:30 in the morning.

“This is awful...” Paya was crying on the dark wood floor.

Paya, what is it?

Link...” she raised her face from her hands and looked at me. “I swear I only took my eyes off it for a second!”

I looked and Oh my.... The Orb is gone!

“What should I... What should I do?” Paya shivered.

My choices: “What’s wrong?” or “Keep your chin up.”

I’d say.... I’d just ask what’s wrong.

“The Sheikah heirloom...” Paya whimpered, “The heirloom has been stolen!” As the camera zoomed in to the now vacant cushion.

“And just when I had finally discovered the heirloom’s secret...” Paya went on.

Oh really! Now I am legitimately intrigued....

She broke down into tears.... still kneeling before the spot where the orb used to be....

Impa spoke up: ““The hero, as chosen by the Sheikah heriloom, will be gifted the blessing of antiquity.”

That was a lotta red text.

“Paya thinks “The hero, as chosen by the Sheikah heirloom” is you, so she stayed up all night researching the heirloom.”

The younger woman continued to cry into her palms as Impa went on, “She came to the conclusion that “the blessing of antiquity” refers to one of those ancient shrines. And that the heirloom is the key that opens the shrine. And just before we were able to tell you this, the thing is stolen!”

“I had been cleaning the heirloom regularly every day from morning to dusk,” Paya piped up.

Now that is devotion.

Oh, she is hiccoughing with sobs, the poor girl....

“Someone must have stolen it during the deepest hour of the night,” she went on.

And it wasn’t me, dang it.

“This place is off-limits to outsiders... And no one from the village would do such a thing! Would they?” she added disbelievingly.


The Stolen Heirloom quest banner gleamed across the screen. Shrine quest! Excellent.


Paya continued, “Someone with evil intent came into this sacred place. I’m glad Grandmother is safe, but I still feel so...violated.”

Oh poor Paya....


I.... I know how you feel, Paya.

I know.

.... I’m experiencing a slight shift of.... shift of....

....


Don’t worry, Paya.


She buried her face in her hands again.

And with a heavy sigh I had not heard before, Impa chimed in again, “Link... Paya is afraid that the thief may still be nearby. Would you please stay by her side today?”

Of course I would.

And I nodded.


Blackout.


The scene faded back in and Paya and I were in her upstairs room. It seemed.... mistier. A ghostly haze.

I supposed the day must have passed.

She sighed in an easier tone than she had downstairs earlier.

“Master Link... Thank you for staying by my side for the whole day.”

Of course, Paya. :)

“I see now that crying and feeling scared won’t help us get the heirloom back.”

Heh, they didn’t help me much with Guardians either. It’s okay.

“I checked with Dorian and Cado, but they said they didn’t see anyone other than villagers around,” Paya supplied, “I’ll try again to remember all I can about the night the heirloom was stolen, but the thief may still be hiding nearby.”

And then, “I have a bad feeling. If you spot any suspicious movement at night, don’t approach...”

Now that I can’t promise, Paya....

And the cutscene released me.

What time was it?

It was 7:05 pm.

Hm....

I’d spent the day with Paya.

Now night was falling....

....

Papa’s got some hunting to do....


Cado and Dorian only let known villagers in....

They said the only people who’d stopped by yesterday were Lasli and Mellie. Lasli from the clothing shop and Grandma Mellie from the plum garden. In blue font....

Cado said they usually came by during the day, but they’d recently started coming at night?

In my mind I had thought a Yiga, but....

A villager? Really?

Lasli? To whom I brought those fireflies?

....


Let’s go see....


I ran to Lasli before she could close up shop.

“We’re open every day! Prepare to be...Enchanted!”

“Nighttime activities?” I asked. The new dialogue option was certainly to the point!

“Excuse me?” Oh she had a wicked grimace on her pretty face now.... “It’s none of your business what I do at night!”

Goodness.

“Maybe think about finding a new pick-up line,” she growled!


And I could get nothing more from her.


....


What a turn from that pretty face among the fireflies’ glow.


....


I ran around.

Where was the plum garden? No, not that Grandma, that’s Nanna. From Lasli’s house.

Ran around some more, went a bit down the hill—there was an elderly person! I paraglided down....

She exclamation pointed just as I—no, just before I landed.

“Who’s there?!” she started at my approach. And then as she saw me clearly, “Hmph... Following a weak, old woman around like some kind of creepy delinquent!”

Really now.

....

Wait had I ever.... spoken to this woman before? Why don’t I remember your name as well as I remember those of the other villagers, Mellie? Mmm could be coincidence....

“Are you into older women or something?”

Are you a cougar?

“Well, there’s nothing wrong with that... but I’m married to a fightin’ man, I’ll have you know!”

And the dialogue ended.

I wasn’t interested in a married woman, Mellie.

....

Hmmm.

I wondered.... about the pedestal in the woods.... I could go check and see if anything had changed....

No but I’d just....

I’d just talk to Mellie once more first....

“I can tell you’re into older women,” she said, “but I’m married. Give it up.”

Okay, she really didn’t have anything else to say.

And Lasli?

....said the same thing she said last time.

But then nine o’clock struck, and she started to move. No longer the daily clappercaller.

“Any minute now,” I heard her mutter. Huh....

I spoke to her again. “What?” she said, or something like it. Then, under her breath, “Is this guy some kind of stalker? He’s a stalker! I’m being stalked! So this is what it’s like... I guess I’ll have to visit him later.”

Him? Who’s him?

She raised her voice to full volume again: “It... It sure is dangerous to be out alone at night, huh? Maybe I’ll just...head back to the shop.”

Why, if your shift is over?

Hmmm...


These two women were sneaking around at night!


I snuck up on Lasli again.

“Who’s there?” she jolted, “Is someone following me? If you’re following me, Jarod... I told you it’s over between us! So stop following me!”

Jarod?

Lasli then went back to the shop.... Going to start over I reckoned.... She’d been heading for the graveyard.... Maybe I’d follow her this time... Or precede her....


It was kind of like following that Korok.... back in the woods....


When Lasli finally came to a standstill in the graveyard, she seemed to be praying before a gravestone....

Huhhhh dare I interrupt her?

....

Yes.

AHHHH!” she shrieked.

And then after a frozen second, “I guess I can’t keep it a secret any longer,” she moaned. “Not even Claree knows... This is...where the love of my life sleeps. No other guy has been able to stack up.”

Oh.

“He passed a long time ago, but I come here every now and then to be with him.”

My only response was.... “Where’s the heirloom?” Oh gosh....

Heirloom? You mean that thing in Impa’s house?”

And again my only option: “Did you steal it?” So to the point! Too to the point!

“What?!” she asked, but her voice felt.... too coy.... “Why would I steal something like that? Are you... Are you following me because you think I’m a suspect?!”

I just.... nodded.  :|

“How awful of you...” she growled.

And that was.... it.

....

Yeah, that was pretty awful.

....

Hm. Maybe I’d go check out whatever Mellie was up to....

But.... one more try with Lasli....?

“This is where the love of my life sleeps. He got attacked by a monster and... He promised...he would always...protect me...”

That’s actually really sad.... and kind of makes me want to draw....

“So... Did you steal it?” or “Sorry for your loss...” My choices.

....

I would excuse myself.

“Sorry for your loss,” I said. I meant it.

“Thanks, I guess.” As her tone strikes like a viper.

I might be back later.

“But next time, try to be a little more sensitive to people you don’t know.”

Okay, maybe I won’t be back later.

“Everyone has their own issues to deal with.”


True, true....


All right. Now for Mellie.

“What is it you want?” she said when I approached her once again.

“Nighttime activities?” I asked.

“At night?” she blanched.

Yes, Mellie?

“So he knows...” she muttered under her breath, “I didn’t think anyone had seen me.”

Then aloud again, “Nighttime, huh? Well, I sleep at night. In my house. On a bed. That’s about it.”

Ah-huh....

Hm, she had nothing else to say after that.

She’d been standing by the plums and had turned right before I reached her.... Maybe.... she had something more to say, but.... now that she was in transit back to her house again I assumed....

....

Maybe I’ll just go check out the woods....

Wait, no, Mellie had gone back to the plums. What was she on about?

I approached her again.

“So you’re still here...” she said, “There’s only one reason to follow around an old woman in the wee hours of the night...”

And then “HELP! I’M BEING ROBBED!

Wait, no that’s not

“Or maybe you’re just bored. Either way, I’m sick of looking at your mug.”

....

Lasli’s story was better.

Under her breath again, “The sun will be up before I know it. Must hurry...”

What was she doing creeping around at this hour?

I wanted to follow her....

But she wasn’t moving....

....

All right. To the woods then.


Oh. There was someone up here by the shrine. It was a Sheikah.

....And I didn’t know his name.

I readied for trouble, but then saw as I drew closer that oh, no, it was just Olkin. That was okay. All right.

Wait what was Olkin doing up here?

I approached him.

“Oh, have you come up here to look at the castle too? I know the light swirling around it is a manifestation of pure evil, but... it’s kind of beautiful.”

This.... adoration for the unholy put me on edge again. This was Olkin.... right? Olkin was a good guy.... right?

He continued, “Although I’m surprised to see so many people up here tonight. I just saw Dorian run off to the hills back there.”

WHAT.

Stay here, Olkin.

“He seemed like he was in a hurry, so I didn’t get a chance to speak with him.”

I was in a hurry now.

I dashed down the path into the woods.... up the hill to the right....

It was after midnight and kind of windy....

Toward the bridge....

It was past two in fact....

!!

Dorian was at the pedestal!

*gasp!* D8

“I know you’re there! Show yourself!” he growled, drawing his blade....

And—*gasp!* A... a big Yiga Man appeared on the pedestal, with his booming, scoffing laugh! Holding his WindCleaver ready.... “You don’t have to shout. I’m right here.”

Oh no was Dorian.... Wasn’t he the one whose wife....?

“So you’re the ones who stole the heirloom!” Dorian said.

What? How did he know?

“Heh... Such anger,” the Yiga scoffed. “It seems this thing is truly special to the fools of this village.”

Dorian....

“Why would you steal it?” Dorian growled again. The Sheikah was so set and ready, but....

“Don’t play dumb, Dorian.”

He knows his name?

“You knew what you were getting yourself into when you decided to leave the organization.”

*gasp*! What? D8

“You forfeited your life the moment you left.”

Oh my gosh....

Dorian....!

“Hnng...” Dorian grunted....

“You did well to tell us about the heirloom,” the Yigaman continued, “Unfortunately, your usefulness has come to an end, as must you. But first...”

The camera turned.... and that dripping Piano....

“It appears we have an audience!”

Oh, he could see me all right.

I stood boldly in the moonlight.

“FOR MY FALLEN MASTER!” he shouted, and came at me—

Oh boy.... Not on your life, pal....

The Master Sword ran out of juice, but I used an Ice Rod to freeze him.... and then finished him with a ThunderBlade....

And he was gone. Done for.

There were no more of them.

It was all right, Dorian.


Black out and back in....


Dorian and I stood in the clearing. The Heirloom on the ground between us.

“I can’t believe I was being followed,” he said.

Good thing for you that you were.

“I’m sure you’ve figured it out, but all of this is my fault... There’s no point in trying to hide it. I am...a member of the Yiga Clan. Or I used to be, anyway.” He grunted as he said it. It was painful for him to say out loud I could tell.

“But then I met the most incredible woman who blessed me with two amazing children.”

It was you.

“And so I tried to change my ways. Tried to leave the clan. But the Yiga... They took my wife’s life as punishment.”

No....

“I couldn’t let them hurt my children, so I used my position as gatekeeper to gather information for the Yiga.”

Dorian....

“I told them about you and about the village in exchange for safety.”

.... It’s a good thing I’m as strong as I am, Dorian.

“But my grief over losing my wife consumed me, and I finally decided to cut ties with the Yiga completely!” His face was set. “I decided I could protect my children from the Yiga. I wasn’t afraid of them. But the Yiga are pure evil.” He was trembling now, fists clenched. “They told me they would kill both Impa and Paya if I didn’t play along!” The quiet orange radiance of the orb lit up his face like a fire.

“Paya figured out that this heirloom is the key to opening an ancient shrine. We weren’t able to make it work, but Paya thinks that maybe you can. Paya...and all of us are devoted to helping you in your quest.”

Oh Dorian....

“Now, please restore this heirloom to its pedestal.”

....

And I did. Finally, finally able at very long last to lay hands on the thing.... just to walk it a few paces, and set it down in the pedestal’s depression.

....

And up came the shrine....

Dorian jumped back!

“The shrine!” he gasped! “So the heirloom WAS the key to opening the shrine. Incredible...”

His eyes were softer now.

“Master Link, I...”

He looked down and away.

“I’m very sorry for all of this.”

....

“I know it’s a selfish request, but do you think you could keep what really happened a secret?”

Dorian.... Of course I can. :)

“I truly don’t deserve mercy, but I don’t want my children, Koko and Cottla, to suffer anymore.”

I don’t want them to either, Dorian.

“I know it doesn’t make up for what I’ve done, but I pledge to protect the village and my family from now on.”

His eyes were raised once more.

“No matter the cost.”

It matters to me. Just you protect your family, Dorian. You’re a good man.


Fade out....


The Stolen Heirloom – Complete


The Lokna Rokee Shrine.

I knew it.


~


Dorian was gone.


I went to see to the shrine....


Ah, and that activation sound was even brighter and stronger than I remembered it....

Lokna Rokee’s Blessing.

And when I came out....

The sun was rising.


I paraglided down into the village.... “Dorian?” as I sailed toward Impa’s house. But only Cado populated. “Cado....”

I about-faced and paraglided back a little bit, touched down, ran up the trail... into the house....

Dorian sat on a stool, bent in half sleep maybe, watching over his children as they slumbered....

“Master Link... I’ve had a lot on my mind lately, so it’s been difficult to sleep well. Same for you, I imagine? Well, in any case, you should get some rest at the inn when you’re tired.”

Will do, buddy. :) Take it easy.

Link’s got your back.


~


My dryer stopped back in the woods. I needed to empty it....


~


.... Now a little over 24 [game-] hours later.... back to talk to Paya....


“Oh Master Link....” She sniffed, her poor shoulders drooping.

“Because I wasn’t there...the heirloom... Our precious Sheikah heirloom...”

My only response.... “Actually...” And I gesticulated....

What?!” Paya said, straightening a bit. “Oh... So that means the heirloom... has finally fulfilled its purpose.”

I nodded. :)

“Thank goodness!” she sighed.

Her eyes softened.

“It doesn’t matter how it happened, so long as the object we have guarded preciously for generations... So long as it was able to help you out in some way, I couldn’t be happier!”

Aw, and she was smiling her cute smile. :) She is actually quite a pretty girl.

“I pray that the protection of the gods of old follows you wherever you go...”

Thank you, Paya.


The scene faded out and back in.

Nothing had changed. Paya still stood near the now vacant platform. Impa still sat on her tower of cushions.


And when I turned to Paya again, she told me to take care. <3


Everything was back to normal. :)





Except....

I noticed later, as I looked in my inventories....

My items....

Ugh....

My deepest pantry pocket where I keep all my fruits and vegetables and bugs and monster bits and bobs and firewood....

Augh

It’s all been.... rearranged!

Now the strange and exotic Hearty Durians were first, instead of the pure and basic Apples.... Nutritional value and effectiveness notwithstanding, it just looked so.... so wrong!

8C

It must have happened in the woods, when I groped for something to eat during the fight against the Yiga....

....

But I was far too many saves ahead now.... to change it. And reliving certain things would....

....

Cutscenes viewed often lose their charm.

....

Dang it.


. . . . . . .


I guess.... that’s one way to get over OCD.


Poop.

 

Wednesday, February 17, 2021

What Garill Knew

Waking of Saturday, May 4, 2019 ~ 2


What Garill Knew


It’s 8:40 in the evening.

I’ll go out and get Dragmire.


Oh, but not before snagging a Korok behind Impa’s house first.

After that I come back to the broad thoroughfare before the house; I’d left Dragmire there to graze and lounge beside Cado and Dorian.

I give him a carrot.

And we are on our way.

Dorian says it’s dangerous to travel at night, but....


I’m going.



I round onto Hestu’s Hillside and can see the Dueling Peaks Stable in the far distance.


Very close.


Dragmire and I continue down the road at a trot.


Talk with Brokka.


Talk with Bugut.


Old friends.


But still keeping my eyes peeled for enemies.


I see the disguised Yiga by the foot of the mountain. In your dreams, creeper.


I pass by, and cross Kakariko Bridge.


And.... there’s another lady walking on the road. I suspect her, but—I hear them.

Stal creatures. And a Yiga man, laughing as he foregoes pretense and somersaults from nowhere to have it out with me....

I put on my Radiant Gear—too late—and kill the Stalkoblins, and the Yiga Archer....

And with the threats put down I see the lady breathe a sigh of relief....

I collect the spoils, and then go to check on her....


.... But she is yet a Traveler?


I must say, this is a trick I had not seen them use before.


Fine. What.


“Hey, buuuuuddy!”

Me?” My response.

“Awwww! You’re so cuuute!”

Really.

Want to spend some.... tiiiiime with meee?

My choices: “OK...” and “I refuse!”

I’d rather not, lady.

“I refuse!”

“Whaaaaa—?! But whyyyyy?” she pouts. “Don’t you like meeee? If you doooo, please cloooose those eyes!”

Choices: “Well...OK, then.” or “No, I don’t like you.”

I’m not going to play your games.

“No, I don’t like you.”

“You’re so meeeean. Well, theeeen... Hylian Champion...”

The tissue-thin guise dropped and her face contorted into a snarl.

Begone, enemy of my Master!

YOU begone!


It’s on.

Aaaand it’s over quickly.


Not tonight.

I am busy.



So near the stable.


I’ll put Dragmire to manger first.


And I do. Thanks, Tasseren.


It will be light, soon.


....


I think I’ll go find Garill.



I kill things that get in my way. But that Bokoblin.... it went after someone else. I pursue and kill it anyway.

Still wary from the bridge I do not talk to the other man this time until I’m sure I know him. It’s Agus. And his donkey.

Don’t think the Yiga keep donkeys....

I buy all his milk and butter.

Thanks, Agus.


Heh, and as I continue along the winding road.... here comes Joute, the old Witcher III guy who spooked me in the rain before on his pale horse. Joute.

“White horsies, giants, and bony ones too. They’re out there for catchin’, and that’s what you should do...” he sings. “You like my song about the legendary horses? There’s only one of each, but I took some liberties to make it musical.”

I do like it, Joute.


The Guardians grow thick now. Here in the Valley of Terror.


I heard that.... Octorok....


Found it. Killed it.


So close to the fort now.... I’ve surely passed where the memory lies....


But I continue....


Garill. My friend. ^_^


“Incredible!” I hear him say.


And I visit with him.


“The more I see of this place, the more it hits me just how hard the old tragedy struck here. But even knowing that, seeing so many Guardians... It boggles the mind. That warrior must have been some threat to the forces of darkness, huh?”


Huh. Well, I would like to think so at least.


Garill doesn’t say anything else.


....


Good old Garill.


I’ll take his pictograph.


I coax him to speak again; try and get him to look up....


“If I’d been alive 100 years ago...I like to think I’d have fought these Guardians here, right at the warrior’s side.”


More....


“The warrior and his soldiers at Fort Hateno risked their lives to protect the world. I wasn’t there at the time, but I’m alive now because of them, and I’ve got to make sure future generations know it!”


Now there’s a good smiling face! ^_^


Got a good pictograph.


Now.... to find that memory....


Heh, I see Toma heading back toward the crossroads too, on her horse.


More familiar faces than I’d realized, around these parts.


Wander, wander.... back into the field.... I won’t be able to tell until I’m within a few feet of it.... There was a Guardian’s husk in the foreground of the painting on Impa’s wall. I look around all the clusters of Guardians, but.... No.... Must be further out....

I might have to kill all the central baddies....

And I do. That Frostspear did come in handy!

Searching, seaching.... Not in any of these clusters near the wall, then....

Perhaps that cluster farther back. Is that the one with an active Decayed one in it?

I go. Find three more Bokoblins, but.... nothing else.

I won’t be able to tell until I’m within a few feet of it.... Was that a trick of the setting sun’s glare? Or....

No.

It’s here.

It’s right here.

My memory.

!

And.... a lot of.... swords. In the ground. Oh....

Oh...

What....

What happened in this place?

....

It’s been two years and two months and two days.

It’s time for me to find out.

Friday, July 31, 2020

Just Ends


Waking of Saturday, April 20, 2019


It was late. I sat down and thought to play, but.... the dryer was so noisy....
So I just went treasure hunting instead.
Hit Mekar Island again first. Nothing but a bunch of bad guys. Then why does it feel so....? Why does it feel like there’s something there?
Searched the shrines for chests I may have missed. But I still couldn’t find the Rubber Helm. I did find some other good stuff, but.... eventually I came to a point where I wasn’t willing to chuck out old weapons in exchange anymore.
Boy the Thunder Helm is useful for wandering around electric-path-type Shrines.
Pepp’s and bed.
Good night.

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

A Monstrous Interlude


Waking of Friday, February 8, 2019 ~ 2



Tarrey Town had really boomed in the short time it’d been around.
This sidequest was probably more dramatic to witness if you just bought the Hateno House early on like David did.
This was his favorite sidequest, David said.
It certainly did seem like a good one. ^_^

The now resident old man, Moggs, said the people who lived in the house across from him fought night after night; he could hear it. So I went to investigate.... and found that it was the home of Hagie and Ruli.
So Hagie was Ruli’s husband.
After the sun went down I went around to the back of their house and eavesdropped via a conveniently open window. It seemed they only addressed each other as Mama and Papa, which I thought was adorable....
But just like Moggs had said, they then started going at it pretty noisily.
They were worried about their daughter, who only ate cake. But, said Papa, no cake would please her, even though they had scoured the world for one that would. “Think how much money we’ve spent!” he said, “What will we do? How can we cure her?”
Mama said, “Even if I have to sell my soul to a monster I’ll find the cake that will cure our daughter!”
I see.... I smirked to myself.
Hm, okay, time to find the wok....
And I found one, and started throwing together the ingredients I thought seemed likely. Egg, butter, cane sugar, wheat.... and Monster Extract.
I cooked, and the food did its little dance and Link sang his little song, and....
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MONSTER CAKE?
I just made a Monster Cake.
This was what happened when you added Monster Extract to something?
Its description read: “It’s said that once you have a taste of this cake, you’ll never forget its sweetness.”
What the heck....
Well, let’s see what it does....
It was still night, but I went back to their house and gave it to them right away; they said they would wake her up and try to get her to eat it.
The screen blacked out.
And when it faded back in it was morning. I still stood outside Hagie and Ruli’s house, so I went inside.... and Hunnie was running around! She was on her feet with so much energy!
“Hi!” she said to me, “Ever hear of a monster cake?”
“A monster what-nows?” I asked. Oh my gosh that was adorable.... XD
“Mama bought one for me! It was really gross!”
Oh was it now? XD
Hunnie went on to say that as soon as she ate it, she was full of energy again! And then sprinted past me right out the door.
Cute kid. XD
Ruli thanked me profusely, gave me 300 rupees for my trouble, and asked if maybe I could talk to Hunnie now and again.
Awwww I love being the Friendly Neighborhood Hylian. ^_^

Thursday, January 24, 2019

The Fleeting Career of Mr. Jingles


Waking of Saturday, November 10, 2018


I WAS GONNA GET THAT STALHORSE!
I set out from the Snowfield Stable in the morning, and fortunately it took me all day to climb the mountain, kill the baddies on top and find and suffice that golf-Korok. And when the world went dark, I sailed down past the Lynel toward the maze and.... there were no stalhorses there.
I dashed past the Lynel and back to the snowfield. No stalhorses anywhere.
Um.
“Where’d you see it, David?”
“By the maze.”
Huh.
Okay.
I slipped back past the Lynel ONE MORE TIME.... And found a stalhorse. Excellent. I knocked off its rider, tamed it, and took it back to the stable....
And as ever and always, the stablehand at the counter blindly asked if I wanted to register my new mount.
“Yes!” Oh please oh please oh please.... XD I was already thinking of possible names, and for some reason could not banish the thought of calling him “Mr. Jingles”....
“Uh,” the stablehand pulled up short, “that’s a monster, not a horse!”
Dang it! XD
“I’m sorry but we can’t board that... thing, here. It might eat the other horses.”
XD Well, couldn’t say I hadn’t been expecting that response....
I tried to interact with the skeletal horse for a while. The other residents were certainly reacting to him already, the people starting in shock at the sight of him, and the dog darting away in fear.
I dropped some carrots on the ground, but the stalhorse ignored them. Next, reminding myself just a bit of Harry Potter, I tried some meat. The stalhorse ignored this too. But the dog didn’t. He came hopefully padding up to where it lay on the ground, but I picked up the treat before he could get it, and he bounded away again.
I didn’t know what else to do, and so simply remounted and walked in sedate meanderings for a while, admiring the lightening scenery about the stable. I stayed with Mr. Jingles until the sun came up, whereupon he bucked me off.... and died.
David was horrified at the sight and sound of it.
I was just another horse short.
Ah well.

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

BLOODY UNWATCHED POT


Evening of Tuesday, September 4, 2018


The Hateno Tower gave me an excellent vantage point. Now I just had to wait. What phase of the moon was it again....?
There it was creeping over the horizon: waning gibous.
I warped back to the Deku Tree’s Navel and sat by the fire. Again. And again. And again.
David remarked that the Koroks must have thought me very weird. Just sitting there unmoving on my haunches for such a long time.
I counted sittings until the full moon night, whereupon I warped to the Muwo Jeem Shrine on the eastern edge of the map. I would definitely get the earliest possible notice looking out over the sea from here....
And up came the big full moon....
It was white. Not red.
Rats!
Okay! I thought to myself, here is what I will do then! I would just go about my business as usual, and then, as each night fell, I would just warp back here to the Muwo Jeem Shrine over the sea and check.
Oh but first I would need to test, yes.... How long would it take me to make it to Washa’s Bluff from the shrine by Tabantha Bridge? I warped there to try it....
The night-speed of the Stealth Suit would help. I touched down on the warp pad at 10:25 pm, and started running. I did not make time to correct the camera angle and so had a bit of a stumble getting off the little hill and down to the ground, but I got the general direction well enough!
Augh, and then I accidentally ran myself out of stamina—Link slumped into a slow, panting jog for a few moments while he recovered—but that was all right, this was only a test run after all. And I wouldn’t make that mistake during the actual Blood Moon....
I dashed and sprinted ahead, giving no satisfaction to the Keese and Stal-creatures hounding my footsteps.
I made it to the pedestal by Kass’ treeshroom—AND THE TERRIBLE ACCORDION RANG DOWN THROUGH MY TEMPLES—and it was five or ten minutes past midnight. I was late.
Hmmmm.... But I had only started at 10:25.... I would be able to see a Blood Moon come up over the sea before that time of night.
Moon usually rose about ten o’clock....
I could make it in an hour and forty minutes....
I could make it to Washa’s Bluff....
I would just go about my business in the meanwhile, yes....
Business as usual.


I was stark raving moon-mad crazy.


I visited Tera and suffered a clothes-alignment conniption inside my menus—I didn’t want to rearrange my closet. But I was short on most materials anyway.
And so I had the BRILLIANT idea to just go back to the beginning per Vizzini, go back to the plateau, and loot EVERYTHING, and take the old east road I had taken before—there were lots of minerals along the way, like between the Dueling Peaks....
Unfortunately the Great Plateau had nothing but a plethora of mushrooms. I killed the Talus anyway. And many Bokoblins. So many Bokoblins. What a killing spree.
When I realized and remembered that the Plateau yielded only the most basic of materials, I paraglided down and headed east through the old ruins anyway, cleaning out the Moblins as I went. I sniffed around every corner, looking everywhere, turning over treasure chest after treasure chest that I just couldn’t fit in my inventory.
I’d meant to explore this place more thoroughly later anyway. Huh, later”. When exactly was “later”? I’d thought of it back when I first left the plateau. But I’d had to find Impa then, and I hadn’t been strong enough.
I came upon a weapon stamp I had left on my map, for in case I was ever in desperate need of something strong. And at the indicated location, thrust into the earth at the center of a shallow rain-pool.... was a Rusty Halberd.
How little I used to be.
The ruins were a somber place. Inside some of them I could see where I was sure that.... beds.... used to stand. Such simple little dwellings. And I imagined the faithful, loyal guards who must have manned them.
Our poor country.
I continued searching, chasing out a Korok at the top of a weathered flagpole—my gosh there were so many such towers in the fieldhow many of them hid Koroks? And there turned out to be more Moblins than I had realized between the Plateau and Proxim Bridge as well. Big Yiga Clansmen came out to play sometimes. I killed them too.
Then suddenly I looked up AND THE MOON WAS RED. I GASPED.
IT WASN’T EVEN A FULL MOON NIGHT. WHAT THE HECK, GAME?
CURSE YOU NINTENDOOOOO!
I looked at the clock. Oh wicked fate! It was 10:25. The same as last time. The time I hadn’t made it.
I went to my map—no.... I paused first. I put on clothes for night-speed. Yes. Then to the map. And I warped to the Tabantha Bridge Stable.
This was it....
I had a better time getting off the little hill, hugging tight to the mountainside in my paraglide and jog until I could round the bend enough to make a beeline. I won’t make the stamina mistake, I won’t make the stamina mistake, I won’t make the stamina mistake I MADE THE STAMINA MISTAKE. D8
Link recovered, I was running, I was beelining, hoofing it, there were bad guys, I ran past them, there was no time, the ground began to smoke, the creepy music started, I could see the pedestal glowing far ahead of me, the sky was turning red, I was running, I was RUNNING—
The clock struck midnight.
I didn’t make it
Zelda’s voice warned.
Dang it....
The vision ended.
I ran still.
THE PEDESTAL STILL GLOWED.
I GOT ON.
TOOK ALL MY CLOTHES OFF.

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AND THERE WAS A SHRIIIIINE! 8D
THE MIJAH ROKEE SHRINE BURST OUT OF THE EARTH JUST THERE IN THE LITTLE DEPRESSION ON TOP OF WASHA’S BLUFF!
Mijah Rokee!
What did Mijah Rokee have in store for me! A blessing perhaps? Surely....



It was a Modest Test of Strength.


I put my clothes back on.

And when I came out, the sun was shining so low and warm and beautiful.
And the accordion was gone.

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It felt a little hollow.