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Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Last Corners

Friday, May 10, 2019 ~ 5


Last Corners


Back to the Outside Track.

I followed it counter clockwise again. I was almost to the entrance to the Dining Hall. There’d be Moblins in there—

Ahphoo, I’d forgotten that stretch. That stretch of road just off the Dining Hall, that stretch where a dead Guardian had fallen down from above right in front of me before.

It just did it again.

Ahahah....

Now I was back inside.

I wanted to see if I could reach the Malice Balcony. It had been blocked on the west side.... and completely shut off on the south side opening. I had to be able to reach it from here, from the east....

I made it through the Dining Hall, down the corridor to the left, and to a doorway that led into the room below the balcony, some antechamber.

There was Malice blocking the way here, too. But this time there was an eyeball. I shot it, and the way cleared.

The room beyond was new to me.

There was a Moblin. Right in there to the right, squatting at rest on the floor and facing perpendicular to my entrance.

I walked in with my mask. I thought for sure—for SURE—he would see me, but.... Dang. I mean, I stepped into the room right at his 10:30, but he never stirred. Not when I crossed the threshold, not when I walked slowly along the inner wall, further down his left side. Not when I passed his 9:00, nearly brushing his ear. I came all the way down and back behind him.... and sneakstruck him in one.

Well at least it was quick.

Now, the balcony....

A broad and perhaps still handsome staircase led up to the south, opposite where the Moblin had been squatting. No Malice blocked my way here; the path to the last room was open. I started up the red-carpeted steps.

Another Moblin waited at the top. Oh this one saw me all right, as I came straight up his 12:00. And like they do, he started at my mask, and then began lumbering toward me to investigate this new, tiny brother.

I let him come down and draw close, maneuvering him onto lower ground before—“Don’t try it....”—dispatching him on the staircase.

After this I ascended further, but did not leave the mouth of the stairway. There was an eyeball up there, high and away on the far side of the upper room.

My Royal Bow was extremely damaged. But it had at least one shot left in it, if I could be sure not to waste it....

I took aim before the eyeball could spot me, and—“Royal Bow.... fly!” I urged it. And the arrow struck true, as the bow shattered in my hands.

And the eyeball shriveled and died.... and the Malice evaporated.... and I could see....

The rain.


The Observation Room this was called. Fitting.

A crumbled statue of the bird motif from the royal crest, its wings spread back and wild, stood on a plinth in the center of the room.

It must have been handsome once. Was this.... a stylized Loftwing?

I went up one of the smaller side-stairs, which led to the upper platform, and outside. A Thunderblade was embedded in the high, central floor, but I had no room to carry it. I did have room for the bundle of arrows I found just over the threshold, however. Handy.

And that ridiculous longshot Korok was still there. Yeah don’t think I’ve forgotten you, you little guttersnipe.

But....

My gosh, the view.

The balcony was splendid without the wall of Malice choking it closed. This really was a spectacular vantage point from which to look out over the castle grounds, and the town below. How green and alive it might have looked once, with birds chirping and people milling.... soldiers’ armor clinking.... wagons rattling.... melodious voices....

....

The giant gate, on the earthbridge over the moat, had closed its doors again.

The Guardian Flyer still circled, ready to murder in a dun world.

....

The grey waste of Castle Town looked inviting. To escape to.

How ridiculous.

...

I.... don’t think I can find another shrine inside the Castle Town.

....

How am I to do?

....

....

I consult my map.

I think I have visited all the inside areas of the castle.

Observation Room, Guards’ Chamber, the long corridor down to the Grand Staircase, and back to that Shaft Room, the West Passage on into the Lockup.... And on the east side from the Observation Room.... the Dining Hall, the other little Guards’ Room, back into the Library, leading off into the East Passage, and down to the Docks.

And Zelda’s Chambers isolated high on the west side.

....I’ve been everywhere inside.

And a fair number of places outside.

....

I don’t think there’s another shrine in here.


My fear was that it would be like the Toto Sah Shrine, which I did not recall hearing my Shrine Detector brreep-brreep about. Hidden behind that rock barrier below Misko’s Treasure Cache.

But another thing I did not remember about that encounter was whether or not my Slate was even set to detect Shrines at that moment.

Would I be able to hear a hidden shrine?

I don’t know.


....


I’m really low on arrows.


Revali.


Take me outta here.

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Running

Evening of Monday, May 6, 2019


Running


Scoured Giant’s Forest, skirted the Ancient Stump, looked into Coliseum, checked the crevice below Owa Daim’s shrine, flossed Hemaar’s Descent, ran the cliffs to the Illumeni Plateau.... Have not tried the Castle’s front door yet....

I scoured the road—the road!—from the Tabantha Great Bridge to the Gisa Crater, slaying two Guardian Flyers and a Talus. Nothing.

I searched high and low in the hills between Rito Village and the Hebra Mountains. Nothing. I combed the feet of the Akkala Falls near Tarrey Town. Nothing.

I raked the land in a bird’s-eye paraglide from the Lanayru Tower standing above the wetlands all the way across the Zodobon Highlands, to the Stone bearing Ruto’s Name, donning my Dark Ensemble at the last stretch out of some strange desperation.

How to draw out the final shrines....

I became hungry again and rewatched the Zelda’s Awakening cinematic.

Ahhh. I finally have a visual on Link’s saviors....

Now I can do faithful artistic justice....

It is past my bedtime....

I think.... Pepp’s.... will do....

*

And then I got on DeviantArt instead of going to bed like I should have, and searched out all the epic Zelda art I could find from which I had previously forbidden myself.

Oh sweet cathartic amazement and wonderfulness.

I was high as a kite.

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

The Entry For Which I Do Not Apologize


Waking of Thursday, October 25, 2018


I wanted to get back on the road to Lurelin, but.... I was distracted by my shrine-detector once again as I wandered around.
My wanderings also brought me back to that Lynel I’d seen from the top of that peak above the Twin Bridges. It had been blue, then. But now it was a White-Maned Lynel!
Why were they all white now? I’d been hoping to try my hand against a blue one.... a nice, medium level against which to test my mettle....
I didn’t want to mess with a White Lynel right now, but I did run a derping circle around it in my mask a few times. Seems if you stay in motion and they don’t get a chance to study you carefully.... they might just stay fooled.
After a time I finally found the shrine I’d been detecting—the Shoda Sah Shrine, hidden behind a big waterfall, like that one near the Lanayru Promenade.

You Shoda Sah me get it.

THEN I came back to the Lurelin Road, and back to that little canyon just beyond the jungle that had been so infuriating, where the cliffs had been impassable in the downpour. Maybe I’d try them again at some point, if the rain-spell were truly broken. But for now, I pressed onward down the road.
Just how far away was this village?
I ran on and on, along the bottoms of the cliffs and back to where I had plunged into the foothills to double back, and beyond, and still the road wound on through treeless, grassy hills and grey mountains, with no sign of the village.
I sported for a little while with a treehouse full of Bokoblins before.... my shrine-detector started going off again.
Maybe this one would be the shrine near the village.... for there was always a shrine near every habitation....
And this time, as it turned out.... it was.
Over the last rise in the road, I could see the sea, and spread along the shore, little fishing huts, and boats resting along the beach.
The shrine, the Yah Rin Shrine, was nearby the village, and it was easy to find.

You just go up the hill from the trail a little bit, and Yah Rin.

I was upon Lurelin Village, but.... I detected buzzkill impending.... and my laundry needed switching out anyway.
So I saved and quit.
Soon.

Monday, December 24, 2018

The Erhu Profane


Waking of Friday, September 21, 2018 ~ 4



The obvious next destination after passing through the East Gate of the Lanayru Road was the grand and imposing Mount Lanayru.
But I didn’t quite pass through the gate after all, because there was a Lynel out there, stalking through the aspens. White-maned no less....
Rather I skittered up into the hills to the south, to see if I could bypass it, in the process climbing above a landmark I had long regarded with awe and reverence on my map: Purifier Lake.
A fat red Hinox snored in the spray of its waterfall, occasionally scratching its moldy bellybutton. How putrid! OH how I longed to kill the offending brute—but with that Lynel so close....
....
I didn’t feel like tangling with it just now, but at least decided that this was as good a time as any for a certain.... field-test....
I climbed to a prominent part of the hillside where the Lynel would just be able to see me, and started jumping up and down to get its attention.
And it saw me all right. And as I’d hoped, at this range, it drew its bow, nocked an arrow, and pulled back the string. On went my Thunder Helm....
The Lynel at Shatterback Point had nearly zapped me into flash-fry with its Shock Arrows. The one down in the Lynels’ Corridor had shocked me into dropping my items with the same. But here.... I’d be able to see what the Thunder Helm was really capable of....
Or I would have.... if only this Lynel hadn’t been using.... ICE ARROWS?
Fortunately the projectiles came up short, spawning wicked but harmless frosted stalagmites that erupted out of the rock with a rumbling.
I booked it, retreating higher up into the hills. No arrows connected. I was safe.
But....
....
Well.
Another time.
With another Lynel!

I trudged over the hillsides and down into the Naydra Snowfield in the foothills of the mountain, safe and barriered from the Lynel by a sharp ridge of stone. Snow lay thick upon the ground here, and the Chillshrooms grew everywhere! They seemed to spring from the base of every stark or naked pine, and there were quite a few of those.
I only wandered and swept from side to side for a bit, checking for Koroks and other interesting things while heading in a vague, forward direction. The clothes I was obliged to wear—my Ruby Circlet and Warm Doublet—together protected me from the intense cold, but offered me poor defense against Ice Chuchus, Ice Lizalfos and wolves. Well, the Ruby Circlet was strong enough. But the Warm Doublet only had one defense point. Whereas my Champion’s Tunic currently had fourteen.
I suppose I could have saved myself an awful lot of trouble, and monster encounters, if I had only climbed the mountain the way I had climbed up Death Mountain for the first time, when I’d realized there was that memory up there.... That time, I had gone straight up the side, caring nothing for the road, for I hadn’t even realized there was one. But here in the snowfield, as I neared the other end, and as the land began to rise, I looked at the ground I was heading to tread on and—
“Stairs!” I thrilled to David, “There are stairs!” There was an old road beneath the snow! The ancient architecture enthralled me as ever.
The land was so blanketed here that the road could not be discerned, except for the sharp corners of stone stairs peeking through the snow at the occasional sharp rise.
And I remembered the Lanayru Road, and how the path had continued, and wound away through the aspens where the Lynel prowled, and how there was even that cut through the natural stone barrier to the snowfields—the road must have come through there as well, though I hadn’t. And now here, at the foot of the mountain, and seemingly for a great distance yet, fine stonework showed through the frost.
That it should be so developed! I flicked to my map and found where I was and looked and.... Yes, yes! There it was in the topo! The road led all the way to the top! And if it was like this all the way up the mountain....
Augh, the ruins would be fantastic.
And I could only imagine it in its prime glory days.
Of course, it wasn’t until I had already come a long way along it, batting off wolves and Chuchus and Lizalfos all the while, that I recalled how few monsters I had encountered while climbing off the beaten track toward my first recovered memory back in Eldin. That is to say, almost zero. And here on the icy road, against the more populous foes, my clothes could not protect me very well....
But there wasn’t really anything for it now. I supposed I could have veered off and started climbing the walls, but.... No. I would be all right. I had meant to come this way.
Besides, partway up the mountain, I was distracted by something so chilling it made me forget my road-woes entirely.
Night was falling. Though under the cloud cover of the high mountain, it made little difference to the light or the visibility. The Ice Lizalfos hunkered thick along the trail. I was paragliding round to duke it out with one camouflaged one, when—
....Strange music?
Upon landing I turned. Another Lizalfos I hadn’t seen was behind me, likewise camouflaged. Neither of them made a move, but I still didn’t care for being surrounded.
What was that.... music? It sounded like that music that heralds a dragon, but.... no, this was something else. What was going on?
The tune was the same, but the music, the chords, the intervals had changed. Why did it sound so diminished? So distorted? It felt sick and ungodly. A perversion of the sublime erhu I had heard before.
I reached a broad point where the road switched back and a few pillars stood sentinel or leaned in frozen tottering. I checked them for Koroks, and in climbing to the top of one of them, paused for a moment and looked up toward the mountain’s top—closer now. And there among the jagged crags and icy protrusions I thought I could see.... something....
And I gasped when I knew. MALICE? HERE? No!
But it was worse. It was.... heaving. And I saw the bluish horn coming off of it.... never seen blue Malice before.... And I saw another horn, and another, and more slowly rising and falling curves of a serpentine body, and.... No! Itit couldn’t be!
I grabbed my Pictobox. Aimed it.
....Naydra....
This was Naydra. Naydra was.... something was on it.... a parasite.
A Malice Parasite.
Naydra....

I hurried.
And of a sudden I was there. The final switchback had been so abrupt.
Naydra.... he looked.... horrible. The Malice was globbing so huge and heavy onto his head, like a cancerous growth. I could feel the weight of his wilting neck, his eyes forced near to closing beneath the drooping mass.
The long coils of the dragon’s body looped heavily among the topmost crags of the mountain. Further globs of burning, cruel Malice clung onto its scales, the magenta bleeding into the deep blue, staining it, tainting it, infecting it....
And then the Goddess statue—or the Goddess, through the statue—spoke.

“You have done well to find your way to this spring.”

The statue stood at the back of a spring of water, templed and paved with stones as the Spring of Power had been. This was....

“You who have overcome numerous trials
and obtained the Spirit Orbs...

The one you see before you is an
attendant to the Spring of Wisdom.
This is Naydra, the blue spirit of Lanayru.”

This was the Spring of Wisdom. I knew it. I knew it from my map and from Sanadin Park memories and from all the hearsay of Hateno.

“This servant of the Goddess has looked
over the spirits of this land for ages,
unknown to the world of man.

However, the dreaded Malice unleashed
by Calamity Ganon has possessed its
body and reduced it to this state.

You who have received the Spirit Orbs...
Free Naydra from this Malice.
Show what your power can achieve!”

And at the statue’s last words, an enormous, popping yellow eyeball OPENED UP and swiveled ponderously from the heart of the mass on Naydra’s head.
I was free to move and Naydra had not stirred, except for the lumbering of its panting breaths as its head bowed and wept. The eyeball still gaped all around like a demonic blinking baby.
A large target.... and fairly stationary.... Would it really be that simple?
I took as many steps forward as I dared, and reached for a Phrenic Bow I had been keeping in reserve for a long, long time. I hadn’t really known what for. But if not for this, then nothing.
“Don’t fail me now....” I crooned as I took aim at the distant, house-sized globe....
The arrow struck true, and the eyeball-mass mouthlessly screeched before dissolving in a pruff of evil. Naydra’s head seemed to come alive—it pulled heavily, strongly upward, his eyes opened, his indigo skin was free and open and cold and—
He kept rearing. Higher and higher he arced, and then the coils of his long body followed him. Slithering through the air between the cracks, he mounted up into the sky and twined and writhed as the remaining Malice globs burned still upon his skin.
Uh? Was he coming back? It didn’t look like it—I hoofed it up the one remaining trail to the right, the one that led right up to the mountain’s crest—Naydra twined in the sky above the cap—
But he was so big and he moved so fast and there was so much of him—I tried cutting beneath an arc of his body as it slid over the path, so low.... But I must have made some contact, and the force bowled me off my feet and back down the track.
The Malice masses were being pulled along so quickly and so sinuously through the air—it was hard to take aim—but my Phrenic Bow did not fail me—I pierced another eyeball! Giant as the first had been.
But Naydra’s flight did not slow or calm. He began to twine away from the peak, lower down the mountain. And I was hesitant. Such altitude would be difficult to regain, if I followed him down there only to have to chase him back to these heights....
But he wasn’t coming back. Only rolling and weaving and twisting in monumental agitation further down the slopes. And there was nothing else for it, and so....
Uhhh
I steeled myself and leapt from an icy crag to sail down after the poor beast.
Then as I exited the cloud cap and came into clearer airs, I saw I needn’t have worried—every crag and crack and dell and glen thrust a powerful updraft into the night. They were far below me now, but the sight was comforting.
I sailed closer and attempted to head the dragon’s twining—and one of the Malice globs. But Naydra’s course and speed were impossible to predict. How many masses were there? Five in all? I took a chance when a glob passed close, drew my bow, time slowed, had to watch my stamina.... carefully, CAREFULLY....
I struck the eyeball, but had expended too much strength to do it and my stamina wheel was empty and I was falling toward the black earth and the updrafts wouldn’t help me but nosomehowSOMEHOW....
How did I catch myself?
Where had that stamina come from when I was able to just deploy my paraglider right above the crag to keep myself from becoming a greasy smear on the rocks....? And I touched down and—
Where was I?
....
Somewhere low. Down the mountain.
It was a big playing field tonight.

It seemed that, like the glowing and strengthening of the Master Sword, sometimes, if you executed things just right.... you could regain your strength, and sail safely away from the point of exhaustion.

I climbed to the point of the black rock where I stood, and leapt off into an updraft. The valley was alive with wind.
“Naydra!” I chased after him. “Naydra!
And still he twined so massively in his circuitous writhing.
He flew around, I rode the airs, I chased him all the way back down to the Naydra Snowfield where he tore up the trees with his passing.
“Naydra you have to hold still!”
I took careful aim.... thank goodness for this Phrenic Bow....
Two more globs....
One more glob....
And I shot the last one.
The indigo Naydra huffed, breathed.... and blinked its big bright colorful eye. He flew up into the air again and with a strain or a stretch, burst from the last darkness that I hadn’t realized was still holding him—the indigo exploded from him and turned to dust—that was not his true color? He arced and reared higher, and as he rose he glowed and gleamed brighter, brighter, BRIGHTER, into an astonishingly brilliant ice-teal the color of a frozen Caribbean bay, his crown of many horns shining the blue of an ancient glacier.
Oh he was beautiful now....
He was glorious.

Monday, October 29, 2018

Big Sticks


Waking of Saturday, August 11, 2018


It was always nice at Dueling Peaks. My very first stable.
Poor in both money and supplies, I thought about taking a horse out to ride over to Faron Woods, combing the land for materials along the way. There was also that pesky leaf stamp I had left over there; couldn’t remember what that was about; needed to clear it up....
I chose Memory, and we started out well enough, but on the way we ran into a Big Yiga.
I’d seen David duke it out with these guys. They were slower than their lithe and lean, scythe-wielding counterparts, but thick and tough as old jerky. And they had a few nasty tricks of their own, one of which sent some burrowing devil-flame toward you through the ground....
Fortunately I’d seen David deal with that too.
I leapt as the flame came near and rode the updraft as it combusted beneath me, sailing toward my assailant to get in a few hits of my own....
He went down in due time, and at the end of it all I came back to Memory and found him unharmed; that was good. We weren’t even safe while riding....
The Yiga had dropped a Windcleaver, its long blade shimmering in a ripple as if from water-reflected light....
Nebb wanted to see that. It was a long way to Hateno, not to mention in the opposite direction from Faron Woods, but.... as long as the Windcleaver had just fallen into my lap like that.... I decided to head that way anyway.
However, I was still combing for materials, regardless of my destination. And I found that you can’t really make good progress in any direction when you make it your top priority to chase every little thing you spy along the wayside.
I became VERY distracted near Fort Hateno, climbing all over the hills to the north after Rushrooms and Swift Violets and mineral deposits and critters.... I wandered all OVER those hills and all the dips and climbs beyond....
For certain it did slow me down, but I definitely did not come away emptyhanded—for aside from my scroungings I discovered another Meteor Rod. It was held in the clutches of a prancing Fire Wizzrobe whom I sniped with an Ice Arrow from a high hill. Poor devil never knew what hit him.
I wonder if it respawns when he does at the Blood Moon....
I’m pretty sure that was the case with that insanely powerful Trilizal Boomerang in the western desert. The one with which the Silver Bokoblin zlashed me in the face.
That brute could hit.
The Meteor Rod Wizzrobe danced at the head of the river that ran beneath Kakariko Bridge. I’d definitely have to see whether he’d come back later.... and what heat he’d be packing.... No pun intended.
I eventually came back to the deep-grey clifftops at the south end of all the ranges I had wandered, and looking down to the valley floor saw poor Memory still standing, waiting for me between Fort Hateno and the ensuing forest. He’d been so patient with me. Good boy.
I sailed down and we continued to Hateno, where I showed Nebb the Windcleaver, for which privilege he dropped a sweet hundred rupees. Cool.

Monday, October 8, 2018

Beyond Cotera's Forest


Waking of Friday, August 3, 2018 ~ 2


It was raining in Cotera’s Forest.
Where did I want to go next?
I looked at my map.
Huh.... the back way out of Cotera’s Forest, away from Kakariko Village, appeared to connect to that high field where I had first met Kass. I hadn’t been able to solve his riddle back then, or perhaps I had only been too distracted looking for Mei. A beast with a crown of bone....
I had never been beyond Cotera’s Forest before. I could see that the path connected to other places.... Places I meant to visit eventually. Places that seemed too momentous for any sort of casual approach.
But one fork in the road seemed like it would be enough to keep me out of too much trouble there.
I started.
And frightened the deer that were grazing back here, as I’d done so many times before.
Cotera’s copse of trees ended fairly quickly, and the stone of the mountain began to rise high on either side of the way—it was suddenly and very much a road now. In fact the name of it gleamed across the top of my screen. The place was called Lanayru Road ~ West Gate.
Everything was grey.
I came to the fork in a trice. Straight on and bending a bit to the right was the way to that inner lake I was so keen to visit and avoid at the same time. I didn’t want to go that way. Bending to the left was the way to Rabia Plain, where Kass was waiting. And right at the fork, a little off the road, stood a man. He was gazing hard into the right-hand fork....
I went to speak to him.
Traveler....
I’d figured. But.... well, a Hero has to check.
“About a year ago,” he started, “I was walking along this road, when I saw a bright light up in the sky. I looked at it, and couldn’t look away, and then I was surrounded by light... And when I came to, I was in bed. What do you think of that?”
“Sounds like a dream,” I told him as my only response. As Yiga thugs went, I kinda liked this one. At least he made politely open conversation.
“A dream, huh?” he said, “Well, the bed I woke up in wasn’t my bed. It was a hollow bed full of water, and in one corner of the empty room was a glowing device. And I took the glowing device in my hand... and when I came to I was here.”
He looked at me again, a subtle smirk on his face this time. “What do you think of that?”
“That’s... um...”
But before I could say anything more, the Piano dripped like icy water down my spine, and the man dropped his pretense and shouted, “FOR MASTER KOHGA!”
The fight was on, but the biggest worry on my mind was A year? What did he mean by a year? Did the game sense my meandering around and wasting time? What did it mean?
I killed the Yiga Clansman, and took his.... Demon Carver; now that was a mean-lookin’ blade. I didn’t have room for it in my inventory at first, until I remembered to throw out that freakin’ Stalmoblin arm.... Must’ve picked it up in the Gerudo Highlands....
I regarded the gate to the Lanayru Road.... and turned and headed to Rabia Plain instead.
The road opened up onto a lush and placid field.... Pausing only to visit with a cool-looking blonde guy named Eryck at his campfire beneath a tree, I continued north toward Kass’ hill.
There were a heckton of deer wandering around.... But I decided to talk with Kass first, just to let him sing the song again. He did. And after this I went and found a good, strong buck with a handsome rack.... and jumped on.
It really was nice having as much stamina as I did. The buck leapt and sounded its strange, piping call, but I soon soothed him into submission. He seemed so much bigger now that I was on his very back.... and he looked so regal! I urged him into a stately walk toward the Sheikah dais near which Kass stood.
Similar to the bear, when the deer was at a walk, it moved remarkably slowly. Hesitantly, I gave it a little spur—and it sprang into a high-tailed bounding! Gallup would just be too common a word for it. Ah, such a wonderful and majestic beast.
I rode him around the field for a bit before finally steering him toward the dais and slowing him to a walk. And when the beast with a crown of bone mounted this Sheikah throne.... the Mezza Lo Shrine rumbled up out of the hill.
I walked the deer back toward his fellows before releasing him.
Ancient Trifecta was the name of the shrine’s challenge.... which gave me a giggle for reasons only a few I know could appreciate.
I completed the challenge, accepted the monk’s Spirit Orb, and when I stepped back outside around five in the afternoon, the day.... was just so lovely. The sunlit sky over the river and beyond, and the Divine Beast Vah Ruta in the distance, were so beautiful behind the shrine.... that I took a pictograph.
It’s a good one. Gorgeous.

Friday, August 24, 2018

Firefooted Flight


Waking of Tuesday, June 5, 2018 ~ 2


Hateno Tower was fabulously tall. And it overlooked that stretch of road where I had met Teli.
Actually.... it overlooked a lot of things, and I had to play marker games on my map and through my scope before I was able to locate the miniscule strip of beige between a tiny cliff and a pinprick lake that I was looking for.
But the distance wasn’t too great for my paraglider.
I swooped in, shed some leftover altitude and perched on a great big spire of stone beside the small lake. I felt like some bird of prey as I scanned the little valley.... and there was Teli on the path, just making his way into the bottleneck preceding the Cliffs of Quince to the west....
I swooped down to catch him before he could get too far, and found that he was carrying different wares this time, but no cores.
Hmmm.
I warped back to Hateno Tower and tried this approach a few times. The results were variable, but.... it seemed a bit of patience was in order....
In the meantime I warped back to Dueling Peaks. Maybe I was thinking again of going to the desert. Maybe I was just continuing to look for ways to waste time. I don’t really remember, because the latter won out, and was then therefore free to rewrite the history of my inner battles as it saw fit.... had I had any.
I decided, after a very long time of avoiding it, to once again take on Rensa in his horse-taming challenge—the same challenge that had brought my beloved Brown to me, if you recall—or rather, that had left the brown horse standing stark in the field, caught between the wild and the domestic, which I had then decided out of a sense of duty to take on and care for as my own.
You know I do not like to attempt to take a horse out of the wild lightly.
My efforts this time would have to be perfect.... Or close enough to it.
Rensa started the clock and I was off. Sprinting into the fields I quickly found a small herd grazing.... I was wearing my Stealth Suit for an extra edge, but as I neared the herd, I really wondered how much good it would do me. I didn’t have to worry about making a sound, even at high speed—But not every horse would turn its gaze away at the same time, and so I found myself pinned in a crouch afterall.
Some horses trotted away, but I was able to come close behind one handsome red one....
And on I jumped, and soothed it to a huffing standstill before urging it back toward the stable!
I would make it this time.... I would make it....
And I did. With twenty or thirty seconds to spare, no less. Out of two minutes. Not bad.
And Rensa rewarded me with a fifty-rupee purse.
Cool.
But I did not register the horse.
Instead, I rode him all the way to Gerudo Canyon, admiring his form from all angles as he picked up the road and followed it. He was a handsome beast: red body, white socks and muzzle, fiery mane and tail....
I woulda called him Firefoot.
But I didn’t.
I sold him to a man named Zyle, for three hundred rupees.
I had met Zyle many, many moons previously, in Gerudo Canyon. He was stranded halfway from anywhere in a little alcove against the canyon wall, just waiting for someone who would be willing to sell him a good, strong mount....
As the one who had tamed it and ridden it so far already, I felt a certain amount of responsibility toward the fiery steed. It was hard to hand him over.... But....
Zyle would take good care of him.
After the exchange, Zyle thanked me for my help, and started walking his new horse toward the Gerudo Canyon Stable.
I walked with him.
Ah what fine screens of the two of us traveling and glancing as though in friendly conversation on the long and dusty road.... I wished I could still save screenshots.
I had thought to see what would happen if I walked all the way to the stable with Zyle, but.... well, the NPCs, they just move so slowly....
I’m afraid I became impatient, and got a little ahead of myself running circles around my companions, and in my haste.... I lost them.
Once they fell out of proximity, the game depopulated them.

Hhhhh.

Well....

I continued on foot to the Gerudo Canyon Stable, arriving there just after midday, the one or two o’clock hour, and.... I slept until the evening.

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Goodbye, Memories


Waking of Sunday, November 26, 2017 ~ 5


I WISHED ALL THESE MYSTICAL ENTITIES WOULD STOP CURSING MY ELECTRONICS.
I turned the TV back on.
But Embry the stablehand didn’t have anything else to say anyway.

Well shoot.

Well....
On to the Wetland Stable, then. That was where I’d first heard tell of this beast between my legs. Quince. That was the man’s name.
I would have to go see Quince....
We plunged on ahead through the night, the Lord of the Mountain and I. I had not dared spur him above a normal gallop, but I did then, to dodge past a whirling Keese flock. And he hearted at me after I soothed him then.
We weren’t stopping for anything.
I hoped the rain would let up....
We made it to the Riverside Stable, but I couldn’t stop there, and still we pressed on toward the Wetland Stable. And Quince....
I spurred him again and was shocked and flummoxed to notice that HIS SPEED CAME BACK IMMEDIATELY.
I KNEW HE WAS POWERFUL FOR THE FIVE WHIPCRACKS HE DISPLAYED BUT I COULDN’T PRESS THEM FAST ENOUGH BEFORE THE FIRST ONE JUST REPLENISHED ITSELF.
I SOOTHED HIM AND HE LOVED ME AGAIN.
WHAT EVEN WAS THIS BLUE SHADOWFAX CREATURE THAT COULD SPRINT FOREVER?
We passed Doctor Spoone between Horwell and Eagus Bridges. Interestingly enough he had nothing to say of my four-eyed alien mount, but he did educate me that Naydra’s scale could cure any illness—the only problem was that Lanayru Mountain, where Naydra dwelt, was just so cold....
Well, thanks, Doc! I had to be on my way.
We passed more people—Tye and Sorelia’s camp was blessedly at peace—
And THERE WAS THE WETLAND STABLE.
However Lawdon, the resident stablehand, gave me much the same reaction as Embry had.
Hmph. ò.O
Where was Quince?
Probably sleeping. It was about 3:00 am when I got there.
I waited for him to wake up.
And looked at my clock....
And watched the time tick slowly by....
And swiveled the camera....
And studied the Lord of the Mountain....
And looked at the stable and all its satellite structures....
And glanced at the sky....
And peered about the landscape....
And peeked inside the stable from the Lord of the Mountain’s back and could see the slumbering masses on the beds in there I NEEDED TO TALK TO QUINCE—WAKE UP ALREADY, QUINCE!

I trotted around, admiring how the sun-colored hooves lit up the grass.
And what was that tinkling sound like tiny metal chimes?
Hanging on by only a hank of ethereal, light blue hair along the spine.
So precarious.
And the sun had risen, and people were moving.
Which one was Quince?
He would pair up with the dog, and they would stand near the woods to gaze at Satori Mountain....
And they DID—I moved in. Got close enough....!
TARGET.
A.

“I wonder what’ll happen today...” Quince said.

WAT—okay despite my immensely deep appreciation at seeing that sentence written with the proper punctuation—no no no no Quince, can’t you see I’m riding your great Blue Beast? Ah, perhaps it’s because he’s on the move, I thought.
And I waited for him to come to a standstill.
And when I spoke to him again....
“What the—seriously? Another guy?” he said. And he went on to lament that there were no girls around here. Just guys. “And when we finally were visited by a Zora, turned out it was just some manly prince guy who’s a dude,” he finished.
I.... admitted a snicker at the funny old line but QUINCE DON’T GIMME THAT I CAUGHT YOUR FRIGGIN’ BEAST WHY WON’T THE STABLES LET ME—
HHHHUUHHHHHHHH.

Wait.

Maybe if I let him tell me about his dog. Like he did before.
And I prompted him to speak at length about how he had gone to the mountain to hunt, and how he’d met Satty (Ah, yes, Satty, not Natty; and Satty was a boy....), and how Satty had protected him from the Blue Beast, and how they’d made their getaway—
“Someday I’d like to go back there and give that glowing beast a piece of my mind!” he asserted. Or something like it.

He said this to me as I sat on the back of said glowing beast.




Uh. -_-

Well, there was nothing for it then but to zip over to the Home menu and upload the ridiculous screenshot to Miiverse.
And I was saddened to discover that Miiverse . . . . had gone.

All the pictures I’d taken.

Well honestly I hadn’t taken very many. Less than twenty I’d say.

But....

They were memories.


I berated myself for not having downloaded them when I had the chance.

For I’d even thought about including them in this log.

Perhaps not those few from Twilight Princess HD
– That first magnetic wall-walk. “I’d forgotten just how much fun this game is!” Or some such words.
– The somber, masked trio of ghostly Zora, sick with worry as they searched for their prince. “They care so much for their prince. ;.;” Or some such words. And emoticons.
– The most beautiful picture of all of Kakariko, taken from that high bend in the road where you could see the whole village.... I don’t remember what I may have said about it.

But from Breath of the Wild
– In the dread, dark rain, on Fort Hateno’s high turrets, overlooking the Valley of Terror—and swearing the lightning was flashing me back, those great lumps still crawling, still glowing, as the water slicked over cloak and skin. Hand to my face and sigh at the thought.
– The IKEA houses of Hateno Village that perked me up that weary, weary night.
– Capturing the lightning strike as I weathered the storm beneath the shelter of that first wetland shrine.
– The beautiful dawn above the empty reaches of Zorana, as the music slithered out of the bare rock to run a chill up my spine.
– Sunset warming the red rocks and lying bright on the pond as I left the Shrine of Mirro Shaz triumphant.
– A rainbow away over green hills and against a brooding sky.
– A drippy sky afire from the top of the Woodland Tower.
– The ledge at the end of the world lit by a Thunderblade.

And others I am sure.

Just.... memories.

They were nothing really earth-shattering I suppose. Just sights. Gorgeous vistas that caught my fancy. It’s too bad I won’t be able to look at them again. They were pretty.



I came back to the game, and realized I did at least still have a pictobox on me.
Well that was something.
....
One for the album, then: I was going to take a self-portrait with the beast.
I.... dismounted.
The Lord of the Mountain.... stayed where he was.
Hooooo. ‘Kay. o__o;
That was good.
And I took out my pictobox and put it up to my face.
But I had left it too zoomed in—a blur of distant greenery, leaves and grass.... I’d need to pull back, turn a bit, zoom out to find the blue beast—
Only as soon as my eyes were off it, the instant it had escaped the frame.... there was a snort, and a whirlwind of hooves.... and then....
The Lord of the Mountain was gone.






Well that just iced my 糟糕。






Guess it was like a leprechaunyou look away and they vanish.






.... I woulda called him Lucky.

I putter-putter-puttered in the dismal loss of Miiverse and the loosing of my fine wild Janus Owl Moth Horse.
How could I waste more time.... -_-
No, but I needed to be responsible. I had a full week ahead of me after all.
But I didn’t want to end on such an abysmal note....
....
I knew—I would just try to find that silver Bokoblin again.
I’d seen him on my mad dash over here, between the Outskirt and Riverside Stables, at a T-junction in the plain.
But rare sight though he was, I hadn’t been stopping for anything, remember?
Not even a Silver Bokoblin.
But I went to find him now.
It wasn’t far; I got there quickly even on foot, and found him capering happily before his campfire, quite alone.
I remembered: on my last pass through here the blue beast and I had mowed down his sole red companion.
Guess he wasn’t all that broken up about it.
Concealed by distance and long grass, I tried the beehive first. One arrow brought it down, and sent the swarm buzzing after the silver Bokoblin in an angry cloud.
He outran them, though.
Next I put on my Bokoblin Mask to approach, and he started at my presence before coming over and proceeding to strike up what seemed to be an engaging conversation with me.
I couldn’t tell; I don’t speak Bokoblin.
He wouldn’t stay put when I tried to take a pictograph—they do that, the baddies, when they see you disguised as one of their own. They like to come in real close and just.... look at you.  O_O  And maybe chat a bit.
The fidgets notwithstanding I was able to get a couple of decent pictographs, and my Compendium outlined what this particular breed might drop upon dispatch—
Ore.
Lots of it, and in the rarest varieties.
....
As I could think of no further way to sport with the creature, I laid him out flat with my Flameblade. Just a regular Flameblade, and it took a lot of damage before I was through—the silver Bokoblin had something like seven hundred and fifty hit points. That was more than many Moblins I’d slain.
But I was not disappointed with the spoils: rubies, topaz, sapphires—I think there may even have been a diamond in there.
And with the camp cleared, the treasure chest on top of the tower unlocked with the familiar boxing-match bellit always makes David and I laugh
I couldn’t claim the sword within, however; my inventory was full.

.... Hhhhh ....

It was.... a nice little camp. Not too big. And the field was green and lovely....
But.... it was getting late. In the game and on the couch.


Sometimes the days just blow out with a murmur, and you still feel lost and unfulfilled.


I sat by the fire until morning, saved, and quit, and got ready for the week.