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Friday, May 12, 2023

Shrine Out Of Time 1.2 - One Day In Kakariko

Saturday, February 1, 2020 (comprised of semi-raw note editings from April 24 through April 28, 2023 that I really hope sound consistent because I left it alone for too long)


Shrine Out Of Time 1.2 - One Day In Kakariko


Hackeysack.

I was feeling like a hackeysack. That much I remember.

I felt like I was being kicked from boot, to boot, to boot, when all I wanted was to finally be allowed to grind my face into the pavement and die already.

I made a choice then. That much I remember, too.

I chose to not record.... whatever it was. No. whatever they were. For there were many things. I remember.

Me! The journaling fiend?

I remember deciding I did not want to tote along that kind of negativity with me.

There are holes in my journal and I’ve been only slightly infuriated with myself ever since. Is oblivion not worse than mere remembered evil?

....

Well, I succeeded in my goal; I really haven’t toted whatever it was along with me.

I’ve forgotten.

....

I hate forgetting.

....

What glimpses can I recall? I didn’t like any of the horizons I could see at my job.... Had my computer’s graphics processing unit malfunctioned by this time? Had Adobe yet subsequently revoked my CS6 license after I fixed it? The update had put me on the Catalina operating system—iTunes couldn’t play on Catalina. No more music; not even that cleansing escape. Not even that cleansing escape. When did the security doors go up? I couldn’t even see the birds out the window anymore, now they were so pixelated by the new screens. Too many doors, too many locks, no easy going outside anymore. The one brother who always came to me for such ready and available music theory help would not now help me in my time of deepest and most desperate need with simple sound balancing, at which he was just as much or more a swift expert—I was on a time limit. Was anything else of mine broken or ruined by my visiting family at that time? How many times had that happened?


This is making me really depressed. Not good for trying to get myself to write, to log, to flesh all the rest of these notes out quickly before Tears of the Kingdom comes out.

I am trying.

[ --- ], I am trying so hard.


It felt like my whole world was shrinking.

There must be more. I know there’s more. Ugh. Maybe I was right. Maybe I should just honor the choice I made before.... however infuriating I find the results now....


Not like me....

Not like me at all.... to banish information from the Record....


Where was I?

I was in Hell.

But I could use this crack in time right now.... for a little more Breath of the Wild....


There had been buzzkill. But no more.

Doing the thing bloody properly, now....


All right. It was right after five in the morning.

I was going to go see what Cado and Dorian were all up ons about....

“New clothes! Cute outfits!” Lasli shouted at me as I strode up the thoroughfare once more. But I was far too focused to pay her any mind. Let’s see....

“Who did this?” said Cado.

“I can’t believe this,” Dorian murmured in kind.

I approached them....

Cado?

“Link. We were standing guard the whole time, and yet this awful thing still happened. How could we have let someone sneak right past us?”

Dorian....

“Someone snuck in and stole Lady Paya’s most prized possession...”

Lady Paya, was it?

Dorian continued, “I’m sure Lady Paya would feel a little more at ease if she saw Master Link’s face.”

....I supposed she was of a good and noble stock after all.

I climbed up the steps to see....

Actually—

I was still dressed in my sneaky clothes.

....

.... Lemme change....

....

Okay, Champion’s Tunic and some Amber Earrings. And Hylian Trousers. Very good.

Now....

I walked into Impa’s house just after 5:30 in the morning.

“This is awful...” Paya was crying on the dark wood floor.

Paya, what is it?

Link...” she raised her face from her hands and looked at me. “I swear I only took my eyes off it for a second!”

I looked and Oh my.... The Orb is gone!

“What should I... What should I do?” Paya shivered.

My choices: “What’s wrong?” or “Keep your chin up.”

I’d say.... I’d just ask what’s wrong.

“The Sheikah heirloom...” Paya whimpered, “The heirloom has been stolen!” As the camera zoomed in to the now vacant cushion.

“And just when I had finally discovered the heirloom’s secret...” Paya went on.

Oh really! Now I am legitimately intrigued....

She broke down into tears.... still kneeling before the spot where the orb used to be....

Impa spoke up: ““The hero, as chosen by the Sheikah heriloom, will be gifted the blessing of antiquity.”

That was a lotta red text.

“Paya thinks “The hero, as chosen by the Sheikah heirloom” is you, so she stayed up all night researching the heirloom.”

The younger woman continued to cry into her palms as Impa went on, “She came to the conclusion that “the blessing of antiquity” refers to one of those ancient shrines. And that the heirloom is the key that opens the shrine. And just before we were able to tell you this, the thing is stolen!”

“I had been cleaning the heirloom regularly every day from morning to dusk,” Paya piped up.

Now that is devotion.

Oh, she is hiccoughing with sobs, the poor girl....

“Someone must have stolen it during the deepest hour of the night,” she went on.

And it wasn’t me, dang it.

“This place is off-limits to outsiders... And no one from the village would do such a thing! Would they?” she added disbelievingly.


The Stolen Heirloom quest banner gleamed across the screen. Shrine quest! Excellent.


Paya continued, “Someone with evil intent came into this sacred place. I’m glad Grandmother is safe, but I still feel so...violated.”

Oh poor Paya....


I.... I know how you feel, Paya.

I know.

.... I’m experiencing a slight shift of.... shift of....

....


Don’t worry, Paya.


She buried her face in her hands again.

And with a heavy sigh I had not heard before, Impa chimed in again, “Link... Paya is afraid that the thief may still be nearby. Would you please stay by her side today?”

Of course I would.

And I nodded.


Blackout.


The scene faded back in and Paya and I were in her upstairs room. It seemed.... mistier. A ghostly haze.

I supposed the day must have passed.

She sighed in an easier tone than she had downstairs earlier.

“Master Link... Thank you for staying by my side for the whole day.”

Of course, Paya. :)

“I see now that crying and feeling scared won’t help us get the heirloom back.”

Heh, they didn’t help me much with Guardians either. It’s okay.

“I checked with Dorian and Cado, but they said they didn’t see anyone other than villagers around,” Paya supplied, “I’ll try again to remember all I can about the night the heirloom was stolen, but the thief may still be hiding nearby.”

And then, “I have a bad feeling. If you spot any suspicious movement at night, don’t approach...”

Now that I can’t promise, Paya....

And the cutscene released me.

What time was it?

It was 7:05 pm.

Hm....

I’d spent the day with Paya.

Now night was falling....

....

Papa’s got some hunting to do....


Cado and Dorian only let known villagers in....

They said the only people who’d stopped by yesterday were Lasli and Mellie. Lasli from the clothing shop and Grandma Mellie from the plum garden. In blue font....

Cado said they usually came by during the day, but they’d recently started coming at night?

In my mind I had thought a Yiga, but....

A villager? Really?

Lasli? To whom I brought those fireflies?

....


Let’s go see....


I ran to Lasli before she could close up shop.

“We’re open every day! Prepare to be...Enchanted!”

“Nighttime activities?” I asked. The new dialogue option was certainly to the point!

“Excuse me?” Oh she had a wicked grimace on her pretty face now.... “It’s none of your business what I do at night!”

Goodness.

“Maybe think about finding a new pick-up line,” she growled!


And I could get nothing more from her.


....


What a turn from that pretty face among the fireflies’ glow.


....


I ran around.

Where was the plum garden? No, not that Grandma, that’s Nanna. From Lasli’s house.

Ran around some more, went a bit down the hill—there was an elderly person! I paraglided down....

She exclamation pointed just as I—no, just before I landed.

“Who’s there?!” she started at my approach. And then as she saw me clearly, “Hmph... Following a weak, old woman around like some kind of creepy delinquent!”

Really now.

....

Wait had I ever.... spoken to this woman before? Why don’t I remember your name as well as I remember those of the other villagers, Mellie? Mmm could be coincidence....

“Are you into older women or something?”

Are you a cougar?

“Well, there’s nothing wrong with that... but I’m married to a fightin’ man, I’ll have you know!”

And the dialogue ended.

I wasn’t interested in a married woman, Mellie.

....

Hmmm.

I wondered.... about the pedestal in the woods.... I could go check and see if anything had changed....

No but I’d just....

I’d just talk to Mellie once more first....

“I can tell you’re into older women,” she said, “but I’m married. Give it up.”

Okay, she really didn’t have anything else to say.

And Lasli?

....said the same thing she said last time.

But then nine o’clock struck, and she started to move. No longer the daily clappercaller.

“Any minute now,” I heard her mutter. Huh....

I spoke to her again. “What?” she said, or something like it. Then, under her breath, “Is this guy some kind of stalker? He’s a stalker! I’m being stalked! So this is what it’s like... I guess I’ll have to visit him later.”

Him? Who’s him?

She raised her voice to full volume again: “It... It sure is dangerous to be out alone at night, huh? Maybe I’ll just...head back to the shop.”

Why, if your shift is over?

Hmmm...


These two women were sneaking around at night!


I snuck up on Lasli again.

“Who’s there?” she jolted, “Is someone following me? If you’re following me, Jarod... I told you it’s over between us! So stop following me!”

Jarod?

Lasli then went back to the shop.... Going to start over I reckoned.... She’d been heading for the graveyard.... Maybe I’d follow her this time... Or precede her....


It was kind of like following that Korok.... back in the woods....


When Lasli finally came to a standstill in the graveyard, she seemed to be praying before a gravestone....

Huhhhh dare I interrupt her?

....

Yes.

AHHHH!” she shrieked.

And then after a frozen second, “I guess I can’t keep it a secret any longer,” she moaned. “Not even Claree knows... This is...where the love of my life sleeps. No other guy has been able to stack up.”

Oh.

“He passed a long time ago, but I come here every now and then to be with him.”

My only response was.... “Where’s the heirloom?” Oh gosh....

Heirloom? You mean that thing in Impa’s house?”

And again my only option: “Did you steal it?” So to the point! Too to the point!

“What?!” she asked, but her voice felt.... too coy.... “Why would I steal something like that? Are you... Are you following me because you think I’m a suspect?!”

I just.... nodded.  :|

“How awful of you...” she growled.

And that was.... it.

....

Yeah, that was pretty awful.

....

Hm. Maybe I’d go check out whatever Mellie was up to....

But.... one more try with Lasli....?

“This is where the love of my life sleeps. He got attacked by a monster and... He promised...he would always...protect me...”

That’s actually really sad.... and kind of makes me want to draw....

“So... Did you steal it?” or “Sorry for your loss...” My choices.

....

I would excuse myself.

“Sorry for your loss,” I said. I meant it.

“Thanks, I guess.” As her tone strikes like a viper.

I might be back later.

“But next time, try to be a little more sensitive to people you don’t know.”

Okay, maybe I won’t be back later.

“Everyone has their own issues to deal with.”


True, true....


All right. Now for Mellie.

“What is it you want?” she said when I approached her once again.

“Nighttime activities?” I asked.

“At night?” she blanched.

Yes, Mellie?

“So he knows...” she muttered under her breath, “I didn’t think anyone had seen me.”

Then aloud again, “Nighttime, huh? Well, I sleep at night. In my house. On a bed. That’s about it.”

Ah-huh....

Hm, she had nothing else to say after that.

She’d been standing by the plums and had turned right before I reached her.... Maybe.... she had something more to say, but.... now that she was in transit back to her house again I assumed....

....

Maybe I’ll just go check out the woods....

Wait, no, Mellie had gone back to the plums. What was she on about?

I approached her again.

“So you’re still here...” she said, “There’s only one reason to follow around an old woman in the wee hours of the night...”

And then “HELP! I’M BEING ROBBED!

Wait, no that’s not

“Or maybe you’re just bored. Either way, I’m sick of looking at your mug.”

....

Lasli’s story was better.

Under her breath again, “The sun will be up before I know it. Must hurry...”

What was she doing creeping around at this hour?

I wanted to follow her....

But she wasn’t moving....

....

All right. To the woods then.


Oh. There was someone up here by the shrine. It was a Sheikah.

....And I didn’t know his name.

I readied for trouble, but then saw as I drew closer that oh, no, it was just Olkin. That was okay. All right.

Wait what was Olkin doing up here?

I approached him.

“Oh, have you come up here to look at the castle too? I know the light swirling around it is a manifestation of pure evil, but... it’s kind of beautiful.”

This.... adoration for the unholy put me on edge again. This was Olkin.... right? Olkin was a good guy.... right?

He continued, “Although I’m surprised to see so many people up here tonight. I just saw Dorian run off to the hills back there.”

WHAT.

Stay here, Olkin.

“He seemed like he was in a hurry, so I didn’t get a chance to speak with him.”

I was in a hurry now.

I dashed down the path into the woods.... up the hill to the right....

It was after midnight and kind of windy....

Toward the bridge....

It was past two in fact....

!!

Dorian was at the pedestal!

*gasp!* D8

“I know you’re there! Show yourself!” he growled, drawing his blade....

And—*gasp!* A... a big Yiga Man appeared on the pedestal, with his booming, scoffing laugh! Holding his WindCleaver ready.... “You don’t have to shout. I’m right here.”

Oh no was Dorian.... Wasn’t he the one whose wife....?

“So you’re the ones who stole the heirloom!” Dorian said.

What? How did he know?

“Heh... Such anger,” the Yiga scoffed. “It seems this thing is truly special to the fools of this village.”

Dorian....

“Why would you steal it?” Dorian growled again. The Sheikah was so set and ready, but....

“Don’t play dumb, Dorian.”

He knows his name?

“You knew what you were getting yourself into when you decided to leave the organization.”

*gasp*! What? D8

“You forfeited your life the moment you left.”

Oh my gosh....

Dorian....!

“Hnng...” Dorian grunted....

“You did well to tell us about the heirloom,” the Yigaman continued, “Unfortunately, your usefulness has come to an end, as must you. But first...”

The camera turned.... and that dripping Piano....

“It appears we have an audience!”

Oh, he could see me all right.

I stood boldly in the moonlight.

“FOR MY FALLEN MASTER!” he shouted, and came at me—

Oh boy.... Not on your life, pal....

The Master Sword ran out of juice, but I used an Ice Rod to freeze him.... and then finished him with a ThunderBlade....

And he was gone. Done for.

There were no more of them.

It was all right, Dorian.


Black out and back in....


Dorian and I stood in the clearing. The Heirloom on the ground between us.

“I can’t believe I was being followed,” he said.

Good thing for you that you were.

“I’m sure you’ve figured it out, but all of this is my fault... There’s no point in trying to hide it. I am...a member of the Yiga Clan. Or I used to be, anyway.” He grunted as he said it. It was painful for him to say out loud I could tell.

“But then I met the most incredible woman who blessed me with two amazing children.”

It was you.

“And so I tried to change my ways. Tried to leave the clan. But the Yiga... They took my wife’s life as punishment.”

No....

“I couldn’t let them hurt my children, so I used my position as gatekeeper to gather information for the Yiga.”

Dorian....

“I told them about you and about the village in exchange for safety.”

.... It’s a good thing I’m as strong as I am, Dorian.

“But my grief over losing my wife consumed me, and I finally decided to cut ties with the Yiga completely!” His face was set. “I decided I could protect my children from the Yiga. I wasn’t afraid of them. But the Yiga are pure evil.” He was trembling now, fists clenched. “They told me they would kill both Impa and Paya if I didn’t play along!” The quiet orange radiance of the orb lit up his face like a fire.

“Paya figured out that this heirloom is the key to opening an ancient shrine. We weren’t able to make it work, but Paya thinks that maybe you can. Paya...and all of us are devoted to helping you in your quest.”

Oh Dorian....

“Now, please restore this heirloom to its pedestal.”

....

And I did. Finally, finally able at very long last to lay hands on the thing.... just to walk it a few paces, and set it down in the pedestal’s depression.

....

And up came the shrine....

Dorian jumped back!

“The shrine!” he gasped! “So the heirloom WAS the key to opening the shrine. Incredible...”

His eyes were softer now.

“Master Link, I...”

He looked down and away.

“I’m very sorry for all of this.”

....

“I know it’s a selfish request, but do you think you could keep what really happened a secret?”

Dorian.... Of course I can. :)

“I truly don’t deserve mercy, but I don’t want my children, Koko and Cottla, to suffer anymore.”

I don’t want them to either, Dorian.

“I know it doesn’t make up for what I’ve done, but I pledge to protect the village and my family from now on.”

His eyes were raised once more.

“No matter the cost.”

It matters to me. Just you protect your family, Dorian. You’re a good man.


Fade out....


The Stolen Heirloom – Complete


The Lokna Rokee Shrine.

I knew it.


~


Dorian was gone.


I went to see to the shrine....


Ah, and that activation sound was even brighter and stronger than I remembered it....

Lokna Rokee’s Blessing.

And when I came out....

The sun was rising.


I paraglided down into the village.... “Dorian?” as I sailed toward Impa’s house. But only Cado populated. “Cado....”

I about-faced and paraglided back a little bit, touched down, ran up the trail... into the house....

Dorian sat on a stool, bent in half sleep maybe, watching over his children as they slumbered....

“Master Link... I’ve had a lot on my mind lately, so it’s been difficult to sleep well. Same for you, I imagine? Well, in any case, you should get some rest at the inn when you’re tired.”

Will do, buddy. :) Take it easy.

Link’s got your back.


~


My dryer stopped back in the woods. I needed to empty it....


~


.... Now a little over 24 [game-] hours later.... back to talk to Paya....


“Oh Master Link....” She sniffed, her poor shoulders drooping.

“Because I wasn’t there...the heirloom... Our precious Sheikah heirloom...”

My only response.... “Actually...” And I gesticulated....

What?!” Paya said, straightening a bit. “Oh... So that means the heirloom... has finally fulfilled its purpose.”

I nodded. :)

“Thank goodness!” she sighed.

Her eyes softened.

“It doesn’t matter how it happened, so long as the object we have guarded preciously for generations... So long as it was able to help you out in some way, I couldn’t be happier!”

Aw, and she was smiling her cute smile. :) She is actually quite a pretty girl.

“I pray that the protection of the gods of old follows you wherever you go...”

Thank you, Paya.


The scene faded out and back in.

Nothing had changed. Paya still stood near the now vacant platform. Impa still sat on her tower of cushions.


And when I turned to Paya again, she told me to take care. <3


Everything was back to normal. :)





Except....

I noticed later, as I looked in my inventories....

My items....

Ugh....

My deepest pantry pocket where I keep all my fruits and vegetables and bugs and monster bits and bobs and firewood....

Augh

It’s all been.... rearranged!

Now the strange and exotic Hearty Durians were first, instead of the pure and basic Apples.... Nutritional value and effectiveness notwithstanding, it just looked so.... so wrong!

8C

It must have happened in the woods, when I groped for something to eat during the fight against the Yiga....

....

But I was far too many saves ahead now.... to change it. And reliving certain things would....

....

Cutscenes viewed often lose their charm.

....

Dang it.


. . . . . . .


I guess.... that’s one way to get over OCD.


Poop.

 

Shrine Out Of Time 1 - Relent

Evening of Monday, December 30, 2019


Shrine Out Of Time 1 - Relent


Something happened.

I was at Impa’s. Just.... staking the place out. In my Sneaky Suit to boot. But the old lady’s sleepless eyes, even deceptively closed, could not be evaded.

When I asked Paya about the ball, she gave responses with red text.... that meant something important. It mentioned the Hero chosen by the Heirloom or some such words.... The only other place I had seen such verbiage was the little book near the door of Impa’s house—the Journal of Various Worries or something like it.

This journal seemed to have entries from the people about town. Like the cucco guy.

I went outside to see if I could gather all the cuccos again, a la Anju’s brood in OoT’s Kakariko Village. It would be a headache, I thought.... they were in such odd corners of the town.... But I went at it anyway.

Except.... after I tossed one in, and then went looking for another.... I came back and saw that the first one I had grabbed.... had repopulated to its original place beside the woodfire by the thoroughfare. The coop had likewise reverted to containing only three cuccos.

Huh.

I tried another cucco, and upon gaining a sufficient distance.... the same thing happened again.

So I guessed the cucco game was over and done with for good.

Even so, I stalked the village, waiting for the day to turn, waiting for the cucco guy and his wife to show up back home.... Or at least the cucco guy; the Worry Journal said he’d chosen the cuccos over her.

But I became impatient. Only Cado and Dorian pattered up the street, Koko and Cottla running around....

I went back to the Journal. Most of the entries mentioned issues that I seemed to recall already dealing with. There was one, though, the shop girl. Barking customers into the store all day. The Journal said she used to find solace after her work days by walking among the fireflies. Except now, she and the other villagers were being advised not to go wandering about, especially after dark. She didn’t know how she was going to deal....

I didn’t think I’d seen to her yet.

So off I went to the shop. I didn’t even remember what shop it was. Was it the general store? It was the only one with a clappercaller anyway. My but she did have such a pretty face for it. Nice smile.

Lasli was her name.

She beamed and hollered at me about the wares inside, and.... I just stood.

I waited there for [game-] hours.

Until finally, as night fell, around eight or nine, she turned and high-tailed it up the street.

I followed her. At my usual jog.

But the problem with being the athletic Hero whose globetrottings put arctic terns to shame was that.... well my metabolism ran just a little bit HOT. I ran faster than everybody else.

Maybe it was that hundred-year nap. I did certainly find myself walking feverishly jittered circles around my house all night after a bout of sucking morphine at the hospital that one time. But that’s another story (it was a kidney stone).

At any rate, as I followed Lasli up the slope, trying to anticipate her turns as she wound between the fields and fences, I kept accidentally running into the poor girl. I’m sorry!

So I slowed down, kept my distance, and at length I finally found the house she was heading for, nestled deep back up against a high nook of the village. Nanna’s House! I had discovered in my mad village stakeouts. I’d been wondering where Nanna had gone.... Her foot had long since seemed to have mended at least.... Was Lasli her granddaughter?

I followed her in.

Nanna was sleeping on a bed in the far left corner.

But Lasli walked in a few paces, turned, sat down on a stool, and her hat disappeared.

Huh.

She looked at me.

So I spoke to her, and she told me much the same thing I had read in the Worry Journal. Work was tiring, and if she could only just find her peace again among the beautiful fireflies at night....

As her lamentations petered out, the sidequest banner flashed across my screen: Something About Fireflies....

I barely registered the new red exclamation mark beside her before I spoke to her again.

“What? That glow!” or some such words. She could see the gleam of my collection of fireflies all the way at the bottom of my hammerspace pockets.

She begged me to show them to her.

Into the pause menu I went. I grabbed one, unpaused—

....Just one? Was I really that stingy? What was I gonna do with all these fireflies anyway?

—went back into the menu, and loaded up my arms with fireflies!

I could only carry five. But it was enough.

It was the world....

I released them right into the house, my HUD fled the event, and it was just Lasli’s bright smiling face taking in that beautiful green glow.... Oh how happy she looked....

She was so overjoyed, and the bright little insects floated so serenely around the room, not darting away like they did when I brushed by them in the wild.

Lasli didn’t have much, but she told me to please take the fifty rupees she offered, and I did.

It was true, it wasn’t so much. But it was something. But I didn’t need it.

Just seeing her joyous smile was enough.

“I wish Claree could see a picture of this!” she said, or something like it. Claree, I’d heard that name before. I think it was the shopkeep.... “They’re so pretty!” Lasli went on, beaming about the enchanting room.

“You’re pretty too,” I said.

Oh that was so cute! XD <3 ^_^

Because there was no way in all the pits of Ganon’s VoidRealm that I was was going to choose the other response, “They won’t live long.” Ugh!

Lasli only smiled and smiled at the sailing green stars in her room.

I did take a picture.


The night was waning when I walked back down the thoroughfare toward Impa’s house. I could see Cado and Dorian straight ahead.

They seemed to be.... reacting to something?

Oh my gosh.

I ran.

“Who could have done this?” they kept gasping to one another, and other such takings-aback. “Who could have stolen it?”

This was it.

Ah, I see. So it’s like Riju and the Thunder Helm. I had to clean up all the rest, first.

I rushed into the house.

Paya was a wreck, nigh on weeping on the floor before where the ball had—

The ball was gone.

Impa commanded my attention. But I don’t remember the words she said, just.... apprisings, information....

But Paya, “I only looked away for a moment!” or something like it. She was so distraught

Impa said, “Paya believes that the thief may still be nearby. Would you mind staying with her for the rest of the day?”

Of course I nodded....

Would all this frigging buzzkill knock it off?

 

Corruption and Innocence

 

Waking of Monday, June 17, 2019 (comprised of raw note editings from April 5, 2023 through April 19, 2023 that I really hope sound consistent because I left it alone for too long)


Corruption and Innocence


I sailed down into Kakariko’s thoroughfare to talk with Pikango.

But he had nothing new to say.

I derped around the village.

But nothing had changed.

So....

I....

....went to the interwebs, and asked for a hint.


In the meanwhile I went and killed a couple of Lynels, upgraded some clothes, got another piece of Naydra—I’d been out of hornshard just there—rode my Big Horse around, toyed with looking at different mane-color possibilities on some other horses.... but could never follow through.


When I checked my preferred interwebs channel again, I’d not yet received any help.

Probably just as well.... It was a moment of weaknessI should never have queried there in the first place....

....

I was getting sleepy while I played again.... ugh....

I just.... put the game to bed for the time being.


....


Mmmrmrrmhrmmm consulted.... YouTube?


Why was I flouting such danger?


I made a search and then, just.... just looked at the thumbnails. I wouldn’t watch anything.

....

That shrine was called Lokna Rokee.

One thumbnail had.... a Yiga?

“The Stolen Heirloom”?

So the Yiga were involved....

Maybe I could go on that for now....


This was so cheating....


Ugh, I wanted the last two shrines and I wanted to beat this game....


....


I turned the game back on.


....


Swept the Yiga Hideout. Nothing.

Warped to the Plateau Tower and sailed down to the Shrine of Resurrection.... Why? ....But there was nothing there either.

Traveled from the Dueling Peaks Stable to Kakariko on foot, and fought the first Yiga I saw along the way. Nothing.

....

I wandered up the hill and between the tall stone cliffs and into the village, and.... played with Cottla. First it was a race, then hide-and-seek....

Heh, I remembered. This hide-and-seek game had given me some pretty fitful dreams, a long, long time ago.... the first time I’d played it.

And now after so very, very long, I poked around the village once again, waking up old nightmares I’d forgotten, the terrifying numberlessness of the crevices behind the houses....

And again I couldn’t find Cottla. Not right away at least.

I dipped into Impa’s house for a breath.

Impa and Paya had nothing new to say to me either.

....

Time stood so weary and heavy on my back.

The end was near and I could feel it.

....

I went back outside.

Looked around.

....

Where could I go? Who could I talk to?

....

That patio.... reminded me of.... social types who sit around and talk....

I walked over.

Oh. Koko was there. Cottla’s sister. Using the wok.

Dorian had said Koko was now sort of like a mother to Cottla, ever since their real mother, his wife, had been killed by the Yiga clan.

Koko was cooking again, and.... a red exclamation mark? An undone task? What? But.... I had already cooked with Koko. I distinctly remembered the name of that long ago bygone quest: Koko’s Kitchen. How could I not? It sounded just like Koko’s Kitten.... And I had completed it.

Oh and Cottla was hiding back there! Down in the grass over the far side of the patio! Crouched down in the crack between house and terrace. Gosh she was tiny.

I went over to her and found her—and she delightedly conceded I’d won, and gave me an Amber.

Darling child.

....

But about this new red exclamation point marker on Koko....

“What should Koko make now...” she wondered aloud when I approached her. And then with a jump and a little cheer she decided on a hot buttered apple. “Mother used to make it all the time!”

The ingredients were apple and goat butter, but.... Koko sighed and said she was all out of goat butter.

She lamented that she was a bad daughter who couldn’t do anything right....

Oh dear one....

The positive option I was given to respond with was righteously charming:

“Voilà! Goat butter!”

I fwipped it out of my pockets and handed it over like a Hero.

“Is this... goat butter?!” she perked with a little hop, and her eyes lit up again.

She thanked me and told me to wait just a second—and the screen blacked out while the cooking sound played....

When the world came back, Koko had produced the Hot Buttered Apple. She reveled in the yummy smell and sang praises to its sweet taste before telling me to take some for myself, which I did.

It was a cute little 2-heart dish. :)

“Koko will work hard to get better and better at cooking!” she said. And then—


Cooking with Koko – Complete


Cooking with Koko....?

Not Koko’s Kitchen....

Huh. Were there.... hidden quests?

Why hadn’t I seen that red exclamation mark before? Had I just never been close enough?

Speaking of which.... she didn’t have one now. Maybe I had to—


I left the area, and then came back.


Koko again had a red exclamation mark.


Huh.


When I spoke to her again it was the same story—

“Hmm, what should Koko make now... OH!! Koko will make Father’s favorite! Tough meat-stuffed pumpkin! It’s great for an energy boost.”

—except this time it was called Koko Cuisine.

The ingredients were fortified pumpkin and raw meat, but she was out of raw meat.

And then again, “Koko is a bad daughter who can’t do anything right. Koko will never be like Mother...” She wilted into a sulk.

Child!

“Voilà! Raw meat!”

And at this she lifted her eyes and perked up once more. “Are you sure about this? Really? Thank you so much! Koko means it! Stay right there for a second!”

And a black screen full of cooking noises later....

“Mmm! What a scrumptious smell! Oh, and that savory meat pairs SO well with the sweetness of the pumpkin! This is just how Mother made it! Here, have some! It’s so good!”

And I received some Tough Meat-Stuffed Pumpkin. This one was three hearts and it granted a little defense boost for a time, heh. :)

Koko again asserted that she was going to keep getting better and better, and then.... the Koko Cuisine quest was completed.

....

I went away and came back again.

And again Koko had the mark.

Koko’s Specialty was the quest this time.

“What should Koko make for dessert? OH! Koko will cook a honeyed apple! Mother loved those! It melts in your mouth and is sooo delicious!”

The ingredients: apple.... and courser bee honey.

But “OH, NO!!” Koko wailed. For she was all out of courser bee honey and it was too dangerous for her to go get more. The bees—they attack you when you get too close to their hives.

“Koko wanted to make some for Mother in heaven... But...Koko is a bad daughter who can’t do anything right.”


MY

HEART,

DEAR LITTLE ONE.


“Voilà! Honey!”

I was gonna cry.

Again Koko thanked me a lot, and again she cooked the dish, and again she remembered all about it, but.... her response and reminiscence this time was somewhat more subdued, and.... she wept tears.

“This... This is...” Her eyes fell again. “Koko...remembers... When Koko had a fever, Mother would always cook this just for Koko. When Mother made her special dessert, she always put some of this in it.”

And then a little howl escaped her as her hands came to her face and she cast her sorrow out to the skies—“Waaah! Mother!!


Oh Child, oh Sweet, Sweet Child....


“Koko...” She wiped her eyes. “Koko...will do her best and try to be as good as you one day! Koko will get better and better! Koko promises!”

And slowly the smile came back to her face as she looked at me again.

“Koko was able to re-create Mother’s dishes! Koko...feels better now!”

And she thanked me with the final dish—Energizing Honeyed Apple. Five hearts and about 135° of extra stamina.


Koko had no more exclamation marks hovering over her after that.

That was good.

Be at ease, Little Friend.


.

.

.

.


Hm.

Maybe it took fulfilling every last quest in Kakariko first....

Like in Gerudo Town....


Oigh, when can I get that orb....


But.... tonight....


Tonight was quite sweet. <3

 

Journal Of Two Very Specific Worries In Particular

Waking of Friday, June 14, 2019 (comprised of raw note editings from April 5, 2023 through April 17, 2023 that I really hope sound consistent because I left it alone for too long)


Journal Of Two Very Specific Worries In Particular


As I had already gotten it, and was subsequently unafraid of spoilers, I went looking around YouTube for clues regarding the Toto Sah Shrine below Misko’s Cache. I wanted to know whether it would still audibly ping the Sheikah Slate’s sensor while the rocks were still blocking it.

I mean I didn’t see why it wouldn’t.... after all, that Thing Under The Mountain shrine in Akkala had still brreep-brreeped at me.... But I was paranoid....

I found a video about the Necludic shrines. Inadvertently saw the shrine name Lokna Rokee.

Lokna Rokee? .... I didn’t recognize that name. Was that Impa’s Shrine?

But if it was listed here, on this video, then....

Did that mean it wasn’t the last shrine you got?

Did that mean you could get it at any time?


I’d just imagined the final shrine to be.... hidden until you were upon the time of finding it, and then somehow scripted. I’d imagined that.... it must have been a combat shrine. A combat shrine unlike any other.... My mind was pulled away once again to that hole in the pattern beneath the Eldin Great Skeleton. That blasted thumbnail I had seen.... and which STILL cropped up sometimes.... It looked so like the Deplian Badlands....

Hmmmm....

....

I was going to see if I could steal the old lady’s orb and finally put it in its pedestal.


....

I have just had a scary time booting up my console.

When I power it down, I will watch the orange light.

....


Okay, I was in Hateno.


....


It felt.... off, with David and Savannah here just giggling at memes.


I was still in my Gerudo harem-pant pajamas.

I am going to go to Kakariko Village. That’s where I’m going.

But first, it was a brief visit to Fyson in Tarrey Town, for arrows. Then Botrick for arrows again. But oh, Botrick was still sold out. .... Hm, that meant Gerudo Town probably would be too, then.

It was enough.

I warped to Kakariko.

I wanted that ORB....

Walking straight up to it and attempting to grab it didn’t work.

I couldn’t talk either Impa or Paya into giving it to me.

The floor—

These Kakariko houses....

I took careful regard of the exact position of the orb and then.... went outside. The actual ground around Impa’s house was sparser than most, as the structure was nestled in the midst of the waterfall. But in short order I was able to find a foothold big enough to grant me access to the crawlspace under the house. I crouched down, threading my way between the thick support beams.... The orb should have been right about.... there?

I considered the shape of the house, could imagine the steps from the doorway to where Impa sat, envisioned the orb just to the left there.

But the boards under the house all looked the same; nothing hinted at any kind of structural weakness.

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained!

I toggled over to the cubic Bombs in my Slate.

Besides, why would they even have this crawlspace if not for something like this?

I planted the explosive right about where I thought the orb should be, four feet above on its little platform.

“This is your plan?” said David.

I backed up to a safe distance and hit the button, and Ja Baij’s party favor blew out with an electrical sizzling bang in a wide blue radius. I was pretty sure I heard some exclamations of shock from up through the floorboards—

But as the lingering haze cleared away and I moved back in.... I could see that the boards remained undamaged.

Guessed I wasn’t gonna get it that way.

I tried talking to Paya some more. I tried every species of being sneaky and avoiding detection to get close and just take it.... but it never worked.

I found that I could Stasis the thing. But my sword wouldn’t move it.

So I tried planting another Bomb under the house, then Stasising the orb, then blowing the Bomb....

No effect.

....

I was sure scaring these two poor ladies, though.


I tried talking to all the people I could; maybe someone had some information I was lacking. I tried taking pictographs of both the pedestal and the ball; maybe Impa or Paya could add two and two together with a visual aid—

That THUMBNAIL I saw....

The last shrine MUST be at the Eldin Great Skeleton....

These must be the last two shrines.

But how do I get them?


I warped to the Volcano.

Killed some monsters.

Wandered around....

Back at the Great Skeleton I tried the Meteor Rod in the eye socket this time. The fiery globules bounced around insanely for a while like pinballs before burning themselves out.

But.... nothing.

I did get two pieces of Dinraal in the meantime, though.


I’d thought for sure this place looked like that thumbnail.... the wan glare of the grass and the earth, the land falling away in the background, with only the chasm and the distant northlands beyond....

How do I get those shrines....?


Back to Kakariko.

Impa as it turned out was not frightened in the least by my Dark Series outfit.

Nor was Paya.

But Cado was—he drew his blade!

Good old Cado....

How do I get those bloody shrines....

....

There was a book in Impa’s house: the Journal of Various Worries.

Huh.

One of the entries mentioned Pikango, I think, and that he sought the fairy fountain. But that that was “near where the village’s guardian spirit resides”? Or some such words?

I thought the spirit was Cotera....?

And then this was followed by the line “We must not allow the newcomer [Pikango] to know the location of the fountain! Or of the two shrines nearby.”

Two shrines!

I KNEW IT.

I ran outside, but.... no Pikango. Checked the woods, but he wasn’t there either. At least, not around the pedestal of the undiscovered shrine.

Could Pikango tell me something useful the next time he appeared in the village?

Hmm.

I paraglided back down into the village proper, and headed back to Impa’s. Were there any other books around that I hadn’t read yet?

Nothing else of any great import in the main entry hall that I could see.

But maybe....

I padded up the unobtrusive wooden staircase behind where Impa sat, and—

Ah-ha! Paya had a journal!

....

But.... she was there, in the room, in the way of me reading it—my gosh I am nosy.

Well I suppose it was her bedroom after all.

See Paya had been the one to write the very last entry in the Journal of Worries. Something about the heirloom.... that ball....

When can I have it....


I am so tired. I might just go to bed.

Oops I stayed up and watched three more episodes of Parasyte instead.

What am I doing my cough isn’t even fully gone away yet....

2:16 am.

GOOD NIGHT, NEVERLAAAAAND!

*whump*

 


Thursday, May 11, 2023

Pictures of the Past

Continuation of the Evening of Monday, May 13, 2019 (comprised of raw note editings from April 5, 2023 through April 16, 2023 that I really hope sound consistent because I left it alone for too long)


Pictures of the Past


I really couldn’t remember. I couldn’t remember whether I had ever read Robbie’s Memoirs before.

I went to the first page....


Let me start from the beginning. It was

100 years ago... Calamity Ganon had

already swallowed Princess Zelda.


Oh.... Oh my. Wait, but hadn’t shebeen the stronger?

What had happened to her? What did she do?


Dr. Purah and I had already taken Link

to the Shrine of Resurrection and left

him to recover.


Wait, then.... those two Sheikah soldiers.... Zelda had ordered them directly to transport me there. But here Robbie was saying that he and Purah had gotten me to the Shrine of Resurrection?

Then.... were there four of them that day?


Dr. Purah and I departed for

Kakariko Village, where we left

Lady Impa...


All three of us couldn’t stay together, of

course. We couldn’t risk Calamity Ganon

getting all of us in one strike.


Made sense.


If that happened, there’d be no one left

to deliver Princess Zelda’s message to

Link when he recovered and woke up...


I wonder.... did they expect it to take as long as it did? Did they know? What plans had they even laid? That’s a long time to wait....


We had to ensure at least one of us

would be able to talk to him.


Or perhaps it was that the world was still full of dangers, and the Calamity’s influence still reigned.

But if Zelda had already been swallowed by Calamity Ganon, as Robbie put it.... then that begs the question.... What battles was the Princess fighting on her own during that time? After she was swallowed but while the three Elder Sheikah were still in danger? What was going on? How long did it take her to subdue it? What struggles raged in the Castle?


So Dr. Purah and I set out to survive as

long as we could. We were lucky...


So they knew the Shrine of Resurrection would be a long time, then.


We found large amounts of ancient

energy in the Necluda and Akkala

regions. We could continue our research.


Ancient energy? ....The furnaces?


Just as we had in Hyrule Castle, we could

again set ourselves to finding some way

to seal Calamity Ganon away.


We decided who would go where in the

only fair way: rock, paper, scissors. [Oh gosh.]

I set out for Akkala soon after.


Next page.


I was all set to go to Akkala, but first I

decided to go with Dr. Purah to the

ancient energy source in Necluda.


...Actually, that implies I had any choice. [Uh?]

Dr. Purah laid on a pretty heavy guilt trip

when I suggested her going alone.


Ha, brazen as ever, I see.


“In a world as dangerous as ours, are

you seriously asking me to travel alone?”

She’s so darned pushy...


Well, if the Calamity was as big a threat as they claimed it was....


Anyway, Dr. Purah promised Lady Impa

that they’d meet again someday, then

she and I set out from Kakariko Village...


But not before loading a cart with the

Guidance Stone Dr. Purah had been

using at Hyrule Castle.


That thing that had upgraded my Slate, I think.


Next page.


We traveled for some time. South of the

Pillars of Levia, across Lake Siela, and

through Blatchery Plain...


The Valley of Terror.


Then we came upon Fort Hateno. Link

had battled an army of Guardians there [Half-remembered, half-imagined lightning flashed in my brain as the rain slicked over my hood on the parapet once more.],

and it was where he’d been defeated.


....Yes.


A master swordsman such as Link, who’d

impressed King Rhoam enough to be

made Princess Zelda’s personal knight...


Well, even someone like that has their

limits.


I’ll.... forgive your grammar for now, Robbie.


I’m sorry, Link...

I spent so much of my life researching

the Guardians...


Even with all my knowledge, I wasn’t

able to give you the weapons or power

you needed to succeed.


But I’m sure you did your best, Robbie.

I’m sure we all did our best....


Those were my thoughts as I looked

upon the broken husks of the Guardians

strewn around Fort Hateno.


You know, Robbie.... I have a great friend around those parts by the name of Garill.... Perhaps you two ought to talk. I’m sure hearing his words would return some strength to your heart.


Next page.


Lost in my thoughts, I didn’t notice that

Dr. Purah had slipped away.


!


I knew Hateno Village wasn’t much

farther along the road, and that the

Calamity had barely touched that area...


So I felt safe letting her continue on her

own. We parted ways without even

saying good-bye, I suppose.


Haahhhh, after all that fuss about traveling together, Purah?


Stirring myself back to action, I set

out on my own journey back toward

Kakariko Village.


Oh? But Akkala was the other way....


Next page.


With Dr. Purah “escorted” safely to

Hateno Village, it was time for me to

head to my new home in Akkala.


I returned to Kakariko Village to collect

the remaining Guidance Stone [Ah. Of course.], then I

immediately set out for Akkala.


I made my way through the

Lanayru Wetlands and headed

toward Ternio Trail.


I knew that once I crossed the

Akkala Span [That bridge....], I would officially be in

Akkala.


The autumn leaves brought some joy to

my spirit as I crossed Shadow Pass

then headed north from Ordorac Quarry.


Me too, Robbie. Me too.


Akkala is known for its long stretches of

nothing. I’d set out hoping that would

still be the case...


Uh oh....


I was attacked by a Guardian here and

there as I went [!!], but remember, I’d spent

my life studying them.


Robbie!?


Dispatching them individually was no

challenge at all.


I find your nonchalance upsetting, sir.


In time, I reached the lighthouse in

Akkala. What a perfect place to keep an

eye on the monsters out there.


It was originally.... a lighthouse?

Who would need a lighthouse, here?

....

Hungry visions once again swirled in my mind of the lands beyond Hyrule. Or rather, in this case, the seas beyond. And a tiny bit of the horizon’s depressing sterility washed away in the waves.


I unloaded my Guidance Stone and

settled into my new home.


Feels.... like a lonely way to live. The necessity of it notwithstanding. Having to fling themselves all out to the wind like that?

I wonder how they all felt about it.

I wonder if they all wondered how I had felt....


Next Page.


And so began my life of solitary

research...


I knew I had to continue to research the

ancient soldier gear for Link... [!] He could

wake at any time.


Robbie.... You kept trying for my sake.

Andwake at any time? Then.... But no, he hadn’t written this until after a hundred years had already passed. I think they knew the Shrine of Resurrection would take a long, long time.


I quickly settled on a routine. First,

I would carry the blue flame from

Tumlea Heights.


Next, I would melt the ancient materials,

refine the result, and then shape it into

ancient soldier gear.


It’s difficult to say how much progress

I made on my research. The routine

demanded so much focus, day after day.


I feel you, man. Boy do I feel you.


But then I had a clever thought!

I realized I could automate the entire

refinement process!


It took some significant work, but I was

able to successfully remodel

the Guidance Stone.


Thanks to my effort, it can refine any

ancient material inserted into it and offer

something in return.


Ah. Cherry.


I named this machine Cherry, after the

first girl I ever loved...


Ah yes.


Next page.


My research didn’t end with the creation

of Cherry, not at all! I realized that if she

was able to refine the ancient materials...


There was no reason she couldn’t also

manufacture ancient soldier gear, too!

Anyone could make ancient equipment!


I also decided then that I wanted to be

able to give her a voice so she could

speak.


I was filled with ambition then, but it was

no easy task to make my dreams a

reality.


But you did it.


Automating the manufacturing process

was extremely difficult. It took me

decades to figure it out.


....Sir I’m afraid I have no more words.


I’ll spare you the details of all the things

that went wrong...


But I will say it was complex enough that

I had to put my desires to remodel

Cherry on the back burner for a while.


Next page.


Days and months came and went. Before

I even realized it, I’d reached the ripe

age of 90.


The flow of time is always cruel, Robbie.


I would have been lost in my work even

then... But around that time, a young

woman named Jerrin arrived.


Ah.


She’d first trained with Dr. Purah, then

Lady Impa had sent her to aid me. She

quickly proved herself quite capable.


She carried the blue flame from

Tumlea Heights and even reworked and

improved my designs for Cherry.


The very fact that she had trekked all the

way from Kakariko Village alone proved

she was no ordinary girl.


Her intellect, her spirit... In hindsight, is

it any surprise that we eventually ended

up married?


Well, not since I first heard the story it isn’t.


Next page.


Thanks to Jerrin’s redesign, Cherry was

soon crafting ancient soldier gear

perfectly and speaking beautifully.


She spoke better than any machine I’d

ever heard. It would have been hard to

tell she wasn’t a native Hylian.


Yes, about that....


If I said, “Good morning,” she’d respond

with a sweet, “Good morning, Robbie.”


And she was helpful! “Cherry, where’d I

leave my book?” “It’s the third book from

the right on the second shelf, Robbie.”


She also knew to ask if she needed

something. “Robbie, could you increase

the furnace heat a little?”


I’d always go personally to fetch more

blue flame from Tumlea Heights. I didn’t

realize our interactions hurt someone...


Oh boy....


That someone...was Jerrin. Perhaps it

was due to her namesake, but my

exchanges with Cherry hurt Jerrin.


Next page.


Despite the fact that she knew Cherry

was only a machine, she still felt uneasy

with my interactions with her.


She was in tears when she told me. She

knew it made little sense, and yet she

couldn’t help how she felt.


I was devastated. I hadn’t even realized

the pain I was causing.


Much of offense is taken, too, Robbie.


Although Jerrin had designed Cherry, she

was now being hurt by her own creation.


We agreed to restore Cherry to her

original, mechanical way of speaking. I

took it upon myself to make the changes.


Ah. So that’s why she was the way she was.


Next....


From then on, I was careful to not refer

to her as Cherry. Doing so would anger

my wife. Instead, I called her...


ancient oven.


Some time later, Jerrin gave birth to a

baby boy, a beautiful young one who

bore all the features of his mother.


We decided to name him Granté, and

together we passed the time as a happy

family at Akkala Ancient Tech Lab.


It was, unfortunately, only a temporary

peace. Princess Zelda did her best to

contain Calamity Ganon...


! Then she was struggling....


Around the time Granté turned three, a

letter from Dr. Purah arrived. It was a

shock to receive it.


Yes? What did it say?


The last time she’d written, it was to talk

about an assistant from Kakariko Village,

whom she felt was useless.


?


She was writing now to let me know

she’d completed research on powering

up the runes, like Stasis.


Hearing this reinvigorated my interest

in researching ancient soldier gear.


NEXT PAGE AGAINHOW LONG DOES THIS GO ON FOR, ROBBIE?


Granté grew fast, and it wasn’t long

before he towered over me!


This book is towering over me....


He loved to carry blue flame from

Tumlea Heights, calling it a chance to

train his body.


I could see the curiosity in his eyes, and

so I encouraged him to travel the world

and see as much as he could.


He’d always been independent. But I was

still surprised when, the very day I told

him to travel, he left!


Oh.


Writing about Granté’s training

reminds me...


A few days before he left, I thought it

might be a good idea to have Granté

study with Dr. Purah.


I wrote to her to ask what she thought of

such an idea, and she sent a letter that

simply said...


“Don’t send anyone here!”


I wonder what happened to her to make

her say such a thing...


Oh.... That must have been when she.... when that happened to her.


That was all there was to the book of Robbie’s Memoirs.

Longer than most logs I’d read around Hyrule.

....

But perhaps I’m not one to speak.


Those three. Robbie, Impa, and Purah.

Robbie said he and Purah had gotten me to the Shrine of Resurrection.

But what about those two soldiers?

Were there four people that day?


The artworks in my head rippled and morphed, burgeoning out with the irrepressible ferocity of a creeping kudzu....


I really needed to wrap this up. It was my bedtime.

I’ll go back to my house in Hateno....

But upon warping back to the village I thought.... But first....

But first Purah. I want to find and read her diary too.

I remembered her warning me before not to go upstairs and look at her diary, and I remembered looking about the space of her tech lab, and finding that there didn’t seem to be an upstairs. Just a ladder that led to nowhere. Why hadn’t I pursued her hints then?

But in poking about a little deeper this time, inside and out, I was able to get up on top of her roof, and it was here that I discovered a little external staircase spiraling up and around the single large tower in the architecture, to a door in its side.

Had I really never been here either?

Somewhere so obvious and beckoning as this?

Surely I must have noticed this spiraling walkway countless times before....

Was it just Hateno’s sullen flavor for me?

I didn’t know.

I only walked through the high door and found myself in a cluttered little loft of a bedroom, rife with bookshelves and strewn with guardian-bits, and containing a little writing desk in the center, lit by a lantern.

There was her diary sitting open upon it.


Research diary for anti-aging rune.

CLASSIFIED! For Purah’s eyes only!


Oh! How piquing....


First page.


Date: ???


Work has finally begun on my anti-aging

rune. If all goes to plan, I believe it will

effectively reverse the aging process.


This technology will enable us to make

retired warriors young again, thereby

strengthening the Hyrulean army.


Hadn’t thought of that application but okay.... Couldn’t speak to how the soldiers would feel about it.... though I’m sure they’d answer any call from their beloved King....


When Calamity Ganon inevitably returns,

we’ll be ready. Our offense will be solid,

and our defense impenetrable.


The need for this tech pains me, but I

truly hope to use it to attain everlasting

peace for all.


Your heart’s in a good place, Purah.


Next page.


Date: ???


The beta version of my anti-aging rune

is complete. I have already added it to

the Sheikah Slate I made for myself.


Purah made her own Slate?

....

I guess it shouldn’t surprise me.


Since I am to be the test subject of this

experiment, Symin booted up the rune

and directed its rays at my body.


After 20 seconds of exposure, I felt

extreme fatigue and broke into a fever,

forcing us to cease the experiment.


20 seconds?

She’s braver than I.


Unable to stay awake, I went to bed

immediately. Tomorrow I will try to

figure out what went awry.


Next page....


Anti-Aging Experimental Trial

Day 2


My extreme full-body fatigue has slightly

improved, for which I am grateful. Still,

I do not recognize the face in my mirror.


Oh boy....


My hair is thick again and floor-length.

My wrinkles, once deep as trenches,

have vanished without a trace.


It seems the anti-aging effect works.

However, I did not expect the reversal

to happen so frighteningly fast.


Maybe next time try just three seconds.


This morning I kicked Symin awake and

had him run a full physical exam on me.


My height, weight, vision, bone density,

heart, blood... We tested everything we

could, pushing our facility to its limit.


Our discoveries were startling. My results

were typical of a Sheikah woman in her

early 50s.


Wrinkle-free in your fifties sounds pretty good!


In other words, I reversed my age by

more than 70 years in a single night.


Wait wait wait, Purah—you’re....?

I mean pardon me for posing such a forbidden question, but you had lived into your.... hundred-and-twenties?

....

I guess Japanese women really don’t get old or fat.


I can only hope I do not awaken to find

I have the body of a newborn baby...


Oh gads....


Next page.


Anti-Aging Experimental Trial

Day 3


I awoke with an abundance of energy.

It has been decades since I slept so well.


Oh wow.


Upon waking, I immediately checked the

mirror, only to be greeted by a youthful

version of myself.


According to Symin’s examination,

I have the body of a Sheikah woman

in her 30s.


Thirty years old... I was around that age

when I was first able to continue my

research following the Great Calamity.


Purah.... How long had you lived? How long have you lived?


The first thing I did was try to figure out

how to expand the functionality of the

Sheikah Sensor.


I was around 80 years old when that

expansion was completed. I intend to

bequeath this tech to our sleeping hero.


Oh wait, then was Purah’s Sheikah Slate back then, the one she says she built.... actually the one I had in my possession right now?

I thought the one and only Sheikah Slate had been unearthed or something somewhere. Didn’t Zelda say something about that....?

Or am I misremembering?


I hope to the gods that he will be able to

assist in the destruction of the Calamity

that swallowed our Princess Zelda whole.


Again, they mention thisZelda, what happened to you? What did you do?

Into what terrible jaws did you march away so willingly?

Or was your showdown entirely of your own accord?


What did you do?


Next page.


Anti-Aging Experimental Trial

Day 4


After today’s routine physical, the results

show that I have the body of a Sheikah

woman in her 20s.


Well at least it seems to be slowing down.


I haven’t felt this good in a century!

This is all taking me back to when the

Great Calamity happened...


Ganon had been dormant for 10,000

years. Perhaps his power had been

building all that time.


The slaughter that followed was arbitrary

and merciless. The destruction complete.


No....


We lost everything... Hyrule Castle,

Princess Zelda... Well, perhaps not

everything was lost.


But I saw her. In a memory from my sword, I saw her.

She escaped to the forest with my blade.

She had to have only gone back to face the Calamity of her own volition.

Hadn’t she?


A youth named Link was brought to me a

hundred years ago, covered in wounds

and on death’s doorstep.


!

Was that.... our first meeting, then? Purah’s and mine?


Link... So young, yet so courageous.


Please.... Attribute it to Farore, not to me.

[Er wait would this Link think something like this?]


He was the youngest knight to have ever

been appointed to the Imperial Guard at

Hyrule Castle.


Waswas I now? I feel like I’ve heard that somewhere before....


He was also a gifted swordsman who was

selected as captain of Princess Zelda’s

personal guard.


Captain? Me?

I thought I was just her one appointed knight....

Did I have men under my charge?

I thought of all those swords I had seen stuck into the earth, out in Blatchery Plain, out in the Valley of Terror. Out where we had made our final stand....

Had others fought with me there?

Had others died with me there?


I thought his skills would be enough to

defeat Ganon in glorious fashion...


But....


Since ancient times, the royal family of

Hyrule and us Sheikah researchers have

had a strong bond. Their pain is our own.


We took the swordsman and the

Sheikah Slate Princess Zelda left

behind to the Shrine of Resurrection.


Then were there two Sheikah Slates after all?


Although the Slumber of Restoration had

not been fully tested, we decided to put

the swordsman under to save his life.


I’m glad you did, Purah. Between untested hazard and certain death.... I’d take the hazard.


It was the best we could do...


Next page.


Heh, that she always called me “the swordsman”....


Anti-Aging Experimental Trial

Day 5


I awoke to something horrifying...

a scarlet lump scarring my

otherwise youthful face.


After analyzing this monstrosity,

I have come to the conclusion that

it is just a pimple. A big one.


Oh boy. Still younger again.


The results of today’s physical exam

indicate that my body and mind have

reverted to those of a teenager.


And mind, you say?


I feel like Symin looks at me differently.

Which irritates me. I got angry when he

insisted on running my blood test for me.


I mean, really! What even! I can do it all

by myself! ...In any case, I wonder what

experiment I should focus on next.


Mm-hmm, and mind.


The blue flame in the furnace outside is

growing weaker by the day. I do hope the

Guidance Stone doesn’t stop working...


Next page.


Anti-Aging Experimental Trial

Day 6


My age reversal has progressed

further still. I now look and feel

like a 6-year-old.


Oh Purah.


My height has regressed so much that

I can no longer reach things in high

places. It’s super annoying.


Where is that genius swordsman we

placed in the Slumber of Restoration,

anyway? Wake up, already!


Purah would you even know how to rush something like that?


If he doesn’t awaken soon, my feature

expansions for the Sheikah Sensor will

go to waste.


But even if he does manage to wake up,

how can I be sure he’ll find me here?


I want to go and just kick Linky awake, [Linky?]

but I doubt Symin would help me. It’d be

hard with my 6-year-old body anyway.


Well I’m glad you didn’t, Purah....


Instead, I think I’ll begin working on a

rune to un-reverse my aging process.


I hope it works for you; sounds like you’ve had too much of a good thing....


Next page.


Anti-Aging Experimental Trial

Day 7


This morning’s exam results indicated

that I am still age 6, same as yesterday.

Perhaps my age-reversal has stopped.


Well that’s a relief.


As luck would have it, today I also

finished developing the beta version

of an age-boosting rune! ♪


Uh oh.


If successful, this should be able to

reverse the effects of the anti-aging

rune. I hope it will, anyway.


All I need to do is increase the output

and expose myself to its rays...


Just be careful, Purah; I’d hate to see you age too far and die.


However, when I tried to add this feature

to the Sheikah Slate I made, I found that

the Guidance Stone had stopped!


Ah.... can’t say I’m sorry about that.


What’s more, the blue flame in the

furnace outside has gone out!


I sent Symin to the ancient furnace,

but he was too clumsy and it was

raining and nothing went to plan.


So I had to go down there to help,

but a girl in the village saw me.

What a mess I’ve made...


!

I think I’ve spoken to that girl.


Not only am I unable to continue my

research in this state, I can only work

by the light of gas lamps. What to do...


Next page.


Date: ???


I can’t believe it... Our hero, Linky,

has awoken from his 100-year slumber!

As expected, he has lost his memory.


I think I preferred her as an adult when she just referred to me as the swordsman”.

And what did she mean as expectedanyway?


The Slumber of Restoration... I really

should have done a test run on that

thing first. Well, live and learn.


Indeed.

But I’m still not sorry for its help.


In any case, he got the ancient furnace

working, so now I can start my research

once again. Finally!!


Only a truly gifted and heroic swordsman

like him could have achieved all that. ♪


Speaking of...this seems like a good

opportunity to get him to do some

other chores for me too, heh.


That.... seemed to be the last page.

....

These diaries.... They all made for.... interesting reconstructions. Some of more import to me than others.

It gave me much to think about as I finally made my way back to my house.

UH, WHERE IS MY DOOR.

MY WEAPONS?

But no, they suddenly populated on their mounts.

BUT WHERE IS MY DOOR?

UH?

I went up the stairs to my bed. Turned around.

Oh, my door was there.

....

You know.... I begin to worry about this game. First that Big Yiga that I toyed with for ages out by the river, and the strange chanting animations he would get stuck in.... and now my disappearing house.... I’d been half-expecting to see Bolson standing around outside asking for more cash....

Huh.

....

I’d better hurry up and finish this game....

....

I put Link to bed this time in nothing but his Gerudo Sirwal Harem Pants.

They looked comfy.

It’s my house I can walk around with no shirt on if I want.

Good night.